STAFF REVIEW of Kabuki Warriors (Xbox)

Monday, September 15, 2003.
by Yellowlab

Kabuki Warriors Box art Simply the worst Xbox game. This belongs on the all time stinker list, right up there with Superman for the Nintendo 64, and ET for the Atari 2600. I'm trying to think of one nice thing to say about the game...oh, it makes a great coaster. It keeps my end table nice and dry.

Plays horribly. This is just a button masher at best, and not even a good button masher. There is no appeal, or interesting characters.

The character designs are retarded and bland. The stages are flat. This game might has well been made on the Gameboy.

Sounds like the game sounds were recorded in a tin can. Boring and terribly ho-hum. Nothing good at all. I am forced to give this a 1.5 as the XboxAddict system will not accept all 1's

Run to the nearest cliff and jump off. Save the world from more games made by your sorry butts.

Overall: 2.0 / 10
Gameplay: 2.0 / 10
Visuals: 2.0 / 10
Sound: 3.0 / 10


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