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CodeMonkey
04-07-2002, 12:29 PM
Tell me gaming fans; does any preparation go into getting ready to play a game?
Here is my set of protocols before gaming and what
Usually happens when gaming session ends. All must be met…lol

1: trip to toilet to empty bladder
2: strap on bladder bag, so I can just play and go
3: raid munchies cupboard
4: insert intravenous drip into my arm for fluids
5: have team talk with my Xbox about how well we r going to do 2night
6: switch machine on and mong at screen in amazement for a while
7: do a few yoga hand movements to relax hand muscles
8: start playing (20:00)
9: wake up around 03:00 AM
10: wipe drool from around my mouth
11: look at the time and say to myself “god is that the time, just 5 more minutes”
12: turn machine off and hug it goodnight
13: take quietest path up stairs using the diagram I had made the night before (always thinking)
14 sneak into bed as light as a feather
(My partner): What time is it?
(Me): it’s just a dream go back to sleep
(My partner): No, what time is it:
(Me) 01:00 o clock
(My partner) I need a drink……
(few minutes pass)
(My partner): its not bloody 01:00 o clock at all more like 03:30
(Me): ZZzzzzzzzzzzz……… Dreaming about tomorrows adventure on the Xbox

Dre
04-07-2002, 12:31 PM
smoke a few special selected "herbs" ;)

khaos2005
04-07-2002, 12:32 PM
I hope you weren't serious with some of those steps.

dave_m123
04-07-2002, 12:38 PM
Oh hes definetly serious :D

khaos2005
04-07-2002, 12:44 PM
Even the urine bag?

CodeMonkey
04-07-2002, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by khaos2005
Even the urine bag?

LOL

Nato King-XBA
04-07-2002, 12:47 PM
I think that Code Monkey is the guy. I would of never came up with something like that.:)

dave_m123
04-07-2002, 12:47 PM
hehehehe :D

Crazy Joe
04-07-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by khaos2005
Even the urine bag?

how else are you supposed to play interruption-free? Don't you use a urine bag, all the cool kids are doing it!

xbaaddict
04-07-2002, 03:59 PM
HECK YEA YOU NEED A URINE BAG MAN BUT I COULDNT GO GET AN EXPENSIVE ONE AFTER BUYING THAT GAME SO I JUST GOT A NEEDLE WATER HOSE A WAL MART BAG AND SOME SCISSORS, THAT ALL YA NEED MAN...O YEA AND DON'T FORGET CRACK!

CodeMonkey
04-07-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by xbaaddict
HECK YEA YOU NEED A URINE BAG MAN BUT I COULDNT GO GET AN EXPENSIVE ONE AFTER BUYING THAT GAME SO I JUST GOT A NEEDLE WATER HOSE A WAL MART BAG AND SOME SCISSORS, THAT ALL YA NEED MAN...O YEA AND DON'T FORGET CRACK!

thats 1 way i guess :eek:

FaTBoi702
04-07-2002, 10:10 PM
sweet

Plewis
04-07-2002, 10:30 PM
i just usually turn it on and play... I do it too often to go through all those steps...:D

Skarp
04-08-2002, 04:04 PM
Creepy...I think the xbox has influenced you completely the wrong way. But on the lighter side you could probably create a lawsuit against microsoft and claim insanity

Snoopy7548
04-08-2002, 04:53 PM
i usually do about an hour of yoga and meditation, to prepare my mind before my xbox gaming:D

dave_m123
04-10-2002, 06:39 PM
Yoga should be good for the whole finger moving thing lol.

l Maximus l
04-10-2002, 06:49 PM
hehe...nice post, Codemonkey!

The steps I normally take are:

Grab Beer with hand, set down beer, grab XBox controller. Repeat several times throughout the evening :D

Plewis
04-10-2002, 08:29 PM
lather. rinse. repeat:D