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faceoff508
07-18-2002, 04:26 PM
A fanboys list of why the xbox sucks:

#1: It has a hard drive.When something has a hard drive, you have to be careful with it since it breaks easily. So that means if the console falls down, thats the end of it.

#2: I has a Pentium 3 Processor: Having a Pentium 3 inside a gaming console is a bad thing to do. Since it has a fast processor, you can only play for only about a hour and after that, the system will overheat.

#3: It has 64 MB of Memory:When you are playing games do you need that much memory? NO. A average game only needs about 32 MB of memory. What that means is that all that memory is just there to help the electric company earn more money because memory consumes a whole lot of energy.

#4: Most of the hard drive is used as a buffer:What that means is that most of the hard drive will be used to temporaily save the game disc's info so you actually play from the hard drive, not the disc. What that means is that almost 7.999 Gigabytes out of the 8 Gigabyte hard drive will be used to temporialy save data, giving you only .0001 Gigabytes to save info (which is just 1.2 Megabytes, less than a Playstation 2 memory card).

#5: There taking the same route Nintendo did with Nintendo 64:Just having good tech specks dosen't mean they have good games. While Playstation 2 has good games like Final Fantasy X, Smugglers Run 2 planning to come out, XBox only has corny games like Battlefield 1942, Black and White, Jurassic Park, and The Thing (now that's a really corny name for a game) coming out.

#6: You have to buy a DVD kit just to play DVD movies:Unlike Playstation 2 or the Matsu****a (Panasonic) version of GameCube, you have to buy a DVD kit which costs almost the same as a game.

#7: You must have either XNet or MSN to play games online:If you have AOL, Earthlink, NetZero or any other than XNet or MSN, you must subscribe to either one of those before you can play online.

#8: THE WHOLE THING WEIGHS ALMOST 15 POUNDS!!!:Considering that the hard drive, and the casing together is almost 14 pounds (what, the casing has steel inside of the plastic), you might as well be in a gym working out.

#9: The controller is twice as big as the Dreamcast controller:If you thought the Dreamcast's start button was hard to push without moing it from the handles, think about having twice the difference from it.

#10: The popularity is low. In a recent survey by GameSpot, 77% of the people said they aren't going to buy a XBox, 10% said maybe, and only 13% said yes.

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11: Unlike PS2, you can't add on any external I/O devices (ZIP, external modchip...) thus, you can't add on coponents by plugging in it, you have to open the case (which VOIDS you warranty) and solder it on to the board.

12. You could only put in horizontally, unlike PS2, it would not work if it was placed horizontally.

13. The system is almost like a computer. If you have read the specs, it said that it would have a video card that was designed for a computer as well as other stuff.

14. Only ***gets are going to buy this system. A recent poll that I conducted at my school showed that only rejects (A.K.A. ***gets, fobs) were going to buy this system. I also found out that the Cool kids got PS2.

15. The system has plenty of DVD glitches. For example, some of them include stopping in the middle of a movie, pausing unexpectedly, playing in slow-mo when it should be playing at regular speed, broadcasting MACROVISION (the thing that makes movies uncopyable) Copy Protection when it is not even hooked up to a VCR or any other device that has AGC.

Its all from this *** site: http://www.geocities.com/ps2_game_fanatic/XBox_Sucks.html

Now we know what stupid things fanboys think.

Geuss what he wrote in really small letters at the bottom. Its unreadable until you copy it and make it bigger:

Some statement in here are false. The webmaster made them false so that a consumer will not buy XBOX, thus, increasing the sales of Playstation 2.

Sleazy P Martini
07-18-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by faceoff508
Now we know what stupid things fanboys think.
No, now we know what stupid things one fanboy thinks.

Dre
07-18-2002, 04:33 PM
LMFAO

Yes... 8 gig buffers and the inability to stand upright will be the xbox's demise.. hahahaha...

faceoff508
07-18-2002, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Joe Dredd

No, now we know what stupid things one fanboy thinks.

Not really cause all fanboys think alike. What he said about the Pentium 3 is a rumor and a lot of fanboys think that. Did you check out this guys site. Its so ****ing ***!

Dre
07-18-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by faceoff508
Did you check out this guys site. Its so ****ing ***!

I couldn't do it for too long.. the colors were hurting my eyes :P

Casper
07-18-2002, 04:53 PM
And an Xbox Addict tears that crap apart:

#1: Unless you throw it 2 stories or something, nothings gonna happen to the hard drive :rolleyes:

#2: Wow, this kid must know his stuff. Because they only started to use heatsinks, about what....3-4 years ago :D

#3:
It has 64 MB of Memory:When you are playing games do you need that much memory? NO. A average game only needs about 32 MB of memory. What that means is that all that memory is just there to help the electric company earn more money because memory consumes a whole lot of energy. Memory consumes a whole lot of energy? WTF? That's why we have a hard drive, so it can do direct caching to it.

#4:
giving you only .0001 Gigabytes to save info (which is just 1.2 Megabytes, less than a Playstation 2 memory card). Ok, so far, this kid is even too stupid to learn how to turn on the Xbox, so he should stick with the PoS2.

#5: But then again, we have hits like Brute Force, Project Ego, Unreal, Counterstrike,ummm..XBox Live maybe? :rolleyes:

#6: But at least it plays all of DVD's, unlike the other ones.

#7: Actually, if you weren't paying for stupid web pages like you just posted, you could afford broadband :D

#8:
you might as well be in a gym working out. Read #9

#9: Well, if you could actually play games, and didn't have to pause it to restart the game, then maybe you wouldn't have to use it so much. Also, try the gym, cuz i doubt you could even jack off if you can't press the start button :D

#10: And as we all know, Gamespot is biased. But it's all good, cuz they have stupid ppl like you votin in the polls.

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11: Who cares? It already has a hard drive, and don't worry, the easy modchips will be here soon. Why in god's name would you want a Zip Drive :confused:

12. I think it looks sexier lying down.

13.
The system is almost like a computer. If you have read the specs, it said that it would have a video card that was designed for a computer as well as other stuff. Yeah, and? Oh yeah, it's $200, wow, that's one expensive computer. :rolleyes:

14. Mind you, that the "homosexuals" that he reffered to here are the ones that pounded this skinny twerp to near-death, but the ones that didn't were "cool". :D

15. Go back to #6

This kid obviously is some lil 55 pound, soaking wet, dweeb. It's all good, cuz he's not even worthy to look at this site...let alone play the Xbox. :)

E Nomini Patri
07-18-2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by casper
And an Xbox Addict tears that crap apart:

#1: Unless you throw it 2 stories or something, nothings gonna happen to the hard drive :rolleyes:

#2: Wow, this kid must know his stuff. Because they only started to use heatsinks, about what....3-4 years ago :D

#3: Memory consumes a whole lot of energy? WTF? That's why we have a hard drive, so it can do direct caching to it.

#4: Ok, so far, this kid is even too stupid to learn how to turn on the Xbox, so he should stick with the PoS2.

#5: But then again, we have hits like Brute Force, Project Ego, Unreal, Counterstrike,ummm..XBox Live maybe? :rolleyes:

#6: But at least it plays all of DVD's, unlike the other ones.

#7: Actually, if you weren't paying for stupid web pages like you just posted, you could afford broadband :D

#8: Read #9

#9: Well, if you could actually play games, and didn't have to pause it to restart the game, then maybe you wouldn't have to use it so much. Also, try the gym, cuz i doubt you could even jack off if you can't press the start button :D

#10: And as we all know, Gamespot is biased. But it's all good, cuz they have stupid ppl like you votin in the polls.

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11: Who cares? It already has a hard drive, and don't worry, the easy modchips will be here soon. Why in god's name would you want a Zip Drive :confused:

12. I think it looks sexier lying down.

13. Yeah, and? Oh yeah, it's $200, wow, that's one expensive computer. :rolleyes:

14. Mind you, that the "homosexuals" that he reffered to here are the ones that pounded this skinny twerp to near-death, but the ones that didn't were "cool". :D

15. Go back to #6

This kid obviously is some lil 55 pound, soaking wet, dweeb. It's all good, cuz he's not even worthy to look at this site...let alone play the Xbox. :)

Nice job!

We should all make a website called, "Reasons Why YOU Suck." (Sorry that just sounded kinda catchy :))

Spaztic
07-18-2002, 05:44 PM
ps2_game_fanatic@yahoo.com

heres the guys email....so if anyone knows any good spam sites....sign him up...this basterd will be sorry he did this!

usually sites that try to give away free stuff have hella spam email stuff!

faceoff508
07-18-2002, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Shaggy
ps2_game_fanatic@yahoo.com

heres the guys email....so if anyone knows any good spam sites....sign him up...this basterd will be sorry he did this!

usually sites that try to give away free stuff have hella spam email stuff!

Lol, he might have to change is email address.

Spaztic
07-18-2002, 05:50 PM
dude I just signed him up for 40 different lists! LOL! It sucks to be him!

robnyack
07-18-2002, 06:32 PM
one reason why the xbox ROCKS:

it's makes ps2 fanboys very nervous.

Snoopy7548
07-18-2002, 06:50 PM
lol, this kid is so stupid. he thinks The Thing is a bad game with a corny name? well, its also goin to the ps2. and if he knew anything, its also a classic movie that happens to be really good. if i had the chance, id rip this guys head off and sh*t down his neck:mad: and oh my god, this guy needs some help:

#3: It has 64 MB of Memory:When you are playing games do you need that much memory? NO. A average game only needs about 32 MB of memory. What that means is that all that memory is just there to help the electric company earn more money because memory consumes a whole lot of energy.

where the hell has he been living for the past 3 years? under a g@y rock? an average gamer needs 32mb of ram? bullsh*t! almost every pc game out now needs at least 128mb of ram. and anyway, that extra ram on the xbox really does help. even if a game uses like 32 for the graphics, it can split up the extra for the sound and everything, making the whole game a lot better. and wow, the electric company can earn 1 more cent because of this extra ram. give me a break, this guy needs such a beating. i'd beat him until he has to eat food through a tube.

Snoopy7548
07-18-2002, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Shaggy
dude I just signed him up for 40 different lists! LOL! It sucks to be him!

lol, sorry for the double post, but im gonna sign him up for some g@y porno sites! lol


oh my god!!! lol. yo, check this out, u see that little line of text between the 13th and 14th reason????

well, copy it and put it in microsoft word and make it bigger!! lol

oh, and also, do the same for the line of text under the words: why the xbox sucks:

Casper
07-18-2002, 07:10 PM
The one under 13 & 14 says
All of the facts on this page are false. This page is only used to slander the XXXboX.

And the other moronic statement that's squished in the top there is:

Some statement in here are false. The webmaster made them false so that a consumer will not buy XBOX, thus, increasing the sales of Playstation 2.

Nice find btw Snoop..I never even thought to look at that :)

Oh, one other thing...you have to use notepad to see it, not word...cuz it just showed up as a cell for me :confused:

Snoopy7548
07-18-2002, 07:13 PM
oh, it worked in word. anyway, lol. u notice how he said some statements in here are false? well, ALL of them are false. theyre either opinion or just plain stupidity. lol

faceoff508
07-18-2002, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by casper
The one under 13 & 14 says

And the other moronic statement that's squished in the top there is:


Nice find btw Snoop..I never even thought to look at that :)

Oh, one other thing...you have to use notepad to see it, not word...cuz it just showed up as a cell for me :confused:

You didnt know that. Its in my post. I geuss you dont read the whole thing.

This is what I said in the end of my post:


Geuss what he wrote in really small letters at the bottom. Its unreadable until you copy it and make it bigger: Some statement in here are false. The webmaster made them false so that a consumer will not buy XBOX, thus, increasing the sales of Playstation 2.

Skarp
07-18-2002, 07:21 PM
<----- is now stupider from reading that website

Casper
07-19-2002, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by faceoff508
I geuss you dont read the whole thing.


No, I didn't read the whole thing :confused: Look at what I posted on the first page and tell me that again ;)

shrew king
07-19-2002, 12:38 AM
all i have to say is who has ever heard someone say "oh man, every time i get a computer, the hard disk is always breaking, im sick of these *** fanboys baggin on xbox for being a computer.. whats the problem with that? I'd rather have a computer than a Piece of sh|t for 200$, good games, thats all there is to say about ps2, the graphics suck, most games arent that good, and does it have as much s*it as the xbox, no. Ill keep my COMPUTER any day over that 6ay little console that looks like a book or something.

Fanboys, why even argue on xbox addict, oh wait, u dont have an argument ever, all you can say is you have alot of games, hmmm... could be cause its been here about a year longer, i just cant figure it out though, anyway, its not the quantity, its the quality.

Alien
07-19-2002, 01:14 AM
"14. Only ---gets are going to buy this system. A recent poll that I conducted at my school showed that only rejects (A.K.A. ---gets, fobs) were going to buy this system. I also found out that the Cool kids got PS2."

This kid is stupid. Seriously stupid. A recent poll at his school, :rolleyes:. This is the stupidest thing I have read my entire life. lol, "Rejects". Talking about rejects, look at him. He's probably one of those kids who has a huge ego, thinks everyone likes him, walks around with a $5 chain saying "bling bling" in everyones face, and is really ignorant. "Cool kids got PS2." I think that statement was to boost his self-esteem, after being beaten up, cursed at, and then thrown in the garbage after school one day.

Yeah, I'm rambling on again. I'll stop.

MerimacHamwich
07-19-2002, 02:02 AM
I could destroy every statement that kid said with FACT. However, it would make me frustrated and angry so I will refrian for my own health (I felt like I got stupider just reading that!). That is brain rot my friends.:D

Casper
07-19-2002, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Alien
[b] walks around with a $5 chain saying "bling bling" in everyones face

LMAO, that was great :D :)

Snoopy7548
07-19-2002, 10:35 AM
lol, i hate those kind of kids in my school. anyway, HES the loser for asking everyone in his school if they have an xbox.

faceoff508
07-19-2002, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Snoopy7548
lol, i hate those kind of kids in my school. anyway, HES the loser for asking everyone in his school if they have an xbox.

He probably asked them before the Xbox came out....lol! Hes kind of telling the truth but he is cheating. You know what I mean?

Nerrad529
07-19-2002, 11:26 AM
LOL shaggy i want his email address what a dumb ass

faceoff508
07-19-2002, 12:43 PM
Now there is a PS2 sucks thread. Hmmm!!

Nerrad529
07-19-2002, 12:52 PM
Yeah faceoff i was just reading it I wonder where he got the idea?

Shorezy
07-19-2002, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by faceoff508
Now there is a PS2 sucks thread. Hmmm!!

lol.:eek:

TegSkywalker
07-19-2002, 01:11 PM
Its quite obvious that the fanboy who wrote this up is 12, has no clue on what he is talking about most of the time, hates things for no reason, thinks people will read his Geocities site, and biggest of all... being "cool" cuz you own a PS2. I guess his level of cool is being a troll like the general public and going "OMG! I HAVE TO GET A PS2 SO I CAN PLAY GTA3!"

Hey I didn't say being an XBOX fan was going to be easy. :)

Spaztic
07-19-2002, 01:37 PM
...if I only had his ip!

ps2_game_fanatic@yahoo.com

^ email for those that missed it

I put him in a personal add, he likes to be spanked and have his nuts pulled on, chains, whips, likes *** men, the whole 9 yards! If this kid is 12 I bet he will get in trouble if his dad looks at his email! Hope he gets some responses!

Snoopy7548
07-19-2002, 01:43 PM
lol, sign him up for some free issues of a g@y magazine or something, lol.

BlackTJ
07-19-2002, 04:54 PM
Even worse... look what was hidden on his frront page... right at the bottom:


"We will always support you: Osama bin Laden"

:mad:

Casper
07-19-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by BlackTJ
Even worse... look what was hidden on his frront page... right at the bottom:


"We will always support you: Osama bin Laden"

:mad:

Yo BlackTJ, nice find man....I just caught what you were talking about myself :)

OK, that's it, I shall start hitting this kid up with some crazy spam....I let him slide on the PoS2 fanboy crap, but that's just too far :(

faceoff508
07-19-2002, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by casper


Yo BlackTJ, nice find man....I just caught what you were talking about myself :)

OK, that's it, I shall start hitting this kid up with some crazy spam....I let him slide on the PoS2 fanboy crap, but that's just too far :(

What are you oging to do? Like send him spam mail...lol

Casper
07-19-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by faceoff508


What are you oging to do? Like send him spam mail...lol

Nah, just sign him up on some porn sites...and possibly get his email closed..I can say that I have been getting emails from him...i run our mail server...so I can have some pull if I needed....

plus, I have this lil thing called Klez :cool:

excess
07-19-2002, 10:35 PM
faceoff508: your a dumb ****, you wouldnt know the first thing about consoles so shut your 12yr old noise hole git.

faceoff508
07-19-2002, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by excess
faceoff508: your a dumb ****, you wouldnt know the first thing about consoles so shut your 12yr old noise hole git.

Read the whole thread you ***got!!:mad: You damn nbie, come in here and excuse me of something I didnt do!!! READ YOU ***!!

excess
07-19-2002, 10:40 PM
i cant believe you said the cpu will overheat, christ as soon as i saw that i knew you were full o ****.

just make up reasons as you go along, hey ive got a new one for you, THE PS2 IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS BLACK AND BLUE NOT BLACK AND GREEN, EVERYONE KNOW BLUE IS FASTER@!


yeah i want a ps2, ill buy GTA3 and play it with slowdowns! YEAH!
even gran turismo 3 which is prety bloody old gets slowdowns, how *** is that, 640x480 resoultion and it slows down when too much is on the screen hahahahahah

faceoff508
07-19-2002, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by excess
i cant believe you said the cpu will overheat, christ as soon as i saw that i knew you were full o ****.

just make up reasons as you go along, hey ive got a new one for you, THE PS2 IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS BLACK AND BLUE NOT BLACK AND GREEN, EVERYONE KNOW BLUE IS FASTER@!


yeah i want a ps2, ill buy GTA3 and play it with slowdowns! YEAH!
even gran turismo 3 which is prety bloody old gets slowdowns, how *** is that, 640x480 resoultion and it slows down when too much is on the screen hahahahahah

Please read my whole thread and whats in it? You know what I mean? You will get the whole point. And I will want an apology?

faceoff508
07-20-2002, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by faceoff508


Please read my whole thread and whats in it? You know what I mean? You will get the whole point. And I will want an apology?

That shut you right up. You should be a lot smarter and read the whole thread. You know I am still waitng for an apology?

Snoopy7548
07-20-2002, 09:49 AM
im sorry:(

faceoff508
07-20-2002, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Snoopy7548
im sorry:(

lol.. not you. I was talking to excess. Cause he cursed at me for no reason. And I was joking you know.

Snoopy7548
07-20-2002, 04:53 PM
hha, yea, i know. i was joking too

Treve
07-20-2002, 07:03 PM
hi,
this kid's just trying, not acutaly bashing the xbox. he's just got some sand in his ****** because he bought the WRONG console. And sense when is it bad 2 hav a harddrive built in? or a pentium 3 @ 733 Mhz? or a built in ethernet port? ps2's a lot smarter. i mean, it makes so much more sense to BUY an internet adapter, and BUY a harddrive for $140 al2gether, that's a lot smater! how dumb is this kid?! somebody send him some emails, i will:rolleyes:. then we'll c how smart he feels. i'm soo sixk of ps2 fanboys *****in' and moanin' because they bought the WRONG console. but xbox will steal the market this christmas, hav u cn the game line-up? it kicks ass. and i wanna kik that little ****s ass from here to the moon:mad:
-treve

Treve
07-20-2002, 11:50 PM
hey,
AloneInTheDark, ur right, but he's talkin' 2 the wrong group 2 bash the xbox. any1 who critizes xbox here, is gonna get hell.:mad:

Sargent_Ryan
07-21-2002, 02:02 AM
If you really wanted to you could get this site taken off of geocities and deleted. Just report it to them and let them see some of the stuff he wrote. The only reason why they might not delete it is because of his disclaimer but then that might be too small. I had a site I made get taken off of there because I made fun of a couple of my friends and the whole page was a joke but it eventually got deleted. And there wasn't any cusses on it either.

And the guy who made the site made up the dumbest reasons EVER for all his reasons. But I think all you guys noticed that hahaha.

excess
07-21-2002, 04:04 AM
That shut you right up. You should be a lot smarter and read the whole thread. You know I am still waitng for an apology?


actually needle **** i dont come here that offen because of tossers like you. your a wank and yo mumma is a dirty skank

dougi3000
07-21-2002, 04:59 PM
fanboy reply:
"because it is not a PS2"
"because it doesnt have PS2 games"
"because it doesnt have gamecube games"