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ThomasHun
11-06-2002, 03:27 PM
Here we can all give an award either bad or good to something having to do with xbox. For my first award I would like to give the Thing the award for "What were they smoking?" You see if you die you have to go back to the main menu instead of being able to just start from your last save! Also, I used the trick of getting by the container on the third boss where I shot the boss with 9 clips of machine gun, 9 clips of the pistol, and an explosive round but the mofo still didnt die.

Koopa
11-06-2002, 11:55 PM
the latest xbox mag gets the award for BEST. DEMO. DISK. EVER.
(read: Splinter Cell is fcuking awesome!)

y2kash_14
11-07-2002, 02:26 AM
Airforce Delta Storm

(heard the news? $60 Used :eek: )

l Maximus l
11-07-2002, 02:30 AM
The "game not worthy for a beer coaster" award goes to....

Bloodwake. I bought it...wasted 6 hours of my life and traded it. :(

Hugh_Jass
11-07-2002, 07:53 AM
The award for the most unnecessary load times goes to...."Totaled!"

JJaX
11-07-2002, 08:12 AM
Shortest amount of time spent on a game.

3 minutes 29 seconds into new legends, i got pi55ed and returned it. What a joke. Blood wack was better than this crap.

Afro Aura
11-07-2002, 08:21 AM
Morrowind, I think it lasted a couple of hours and I traded it for a bloody 16 voucher in my import shop

Damn thing cost me 60 to buy :mad:

scarecrow kfj
11-07-2002, 08:25 AM
'Biggest Disappointment'

Bruce Lee - The greatest martial artist in a game where te fighting sucks.

Casper
11-07-2002, 08:27 AM
Worst Delay by a Magazine for their subscribers:

OXM...3 months straight of getting the mag 3 weeks after it's on the shelves :rolleyes:


Worst Stripper : Dead to Rights...nuff said :(

RudedogX
11-07-2002, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by casper

Worst Stripper : Dead to Rights...nuff said :(

lol...so true!

Worst Launch Title...Mad Dash.

Chr0nik
11-07-2002, 08:42 AM
The award for most hype/biggest dissapoinment goes to WWF RAW.

Koopa
11-07-2002, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Chronik
The award for most hype/biggest dissapoinment goes to WWF RAW.

runners up include Bruce Lee, New Legends, Blood Wake, Circus Maximus, Enclave, and Blinx

may they rest in peace

ThomasHun
11-07-2002, 09:55 AM
"Most ads in a gaming magazine with the fewest pages."
OXM

You guys were right, I went back and looked through the newest issue and it went something like
Half page review
4 pages of ads
2 pages of review w/ sub card in between
2 pages of ads
3 pages of crap we all already know
EA ads

Hell, I dont think I have every bought a game because of an ad.

Professor Kaos
11-07-2002, 11:18 AM
Every copy of this game should be destroyed immediatly and everyones memory should b erased of this game ever existing goes to






AZURIK:Rise of perathia. i only got 5 bucks for this pile of **** at my local EB.

Casper
11-07-2002, 11:20 AM
Funniest saying that even the announcers pick on:

NFL 2k3

"You can't coach that"

DZNUTZ
11-07-2002, 11:25 AM
cmon guys..what about.

hugest leap forward in the evolution of video games.



XBOX LIVE

Dre
11-07-2002, 12:01 PM
Coolest Peripheral

Xbox Communicator

LynxFX
11-07-2002, 12:24 PM
Highest concentration of colorful metaphors spoken by colorful characters: Whacked!

Ninja Scroll
11-07-2002, 01:46 PM
Pretty damn good topics.;)

Okay, Award for "Fastest Game Return"

Deathrow,.. just ask Casper!:D

ThomasHun
11-07-2002, 01:50 PM
Laziest programmers, design team goes to NFL FEVER 2002.5. This isnt windows where you have a monopoly you actually have to try and make the game better every year or get blown away by the competition!!!

ThomasHun
11-07-2002, 01:54 PM
I forgot the hypocrite award that goes to most the ps2 users. They kept talking **** about how harddrives suck, how xbox live was going to suck, how its a mini computer. Well, lets see the ps2 is releasing a keyboard, they released an online service, a harddrive, and the ps2 was referred to as a computer system several times....hmmmm.

Dre
11-07-2002, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by ThomasHun
I forgot the hypocrite award that goes to most the ps2 users. They kept talking **** about how harddrives suck, how xbox live was going to suck, how its a mini computer. Well, lets see the ps2 is releasing a keyboard, they released an online service, a harddrive, and the ps2 was referred to as a computer system several times....hmmmm.

Yes, and don't forget the Linux kit you can buy for ps2 :)

Nothing bad about it, but if they want to argument that Xbox is a computer, then they should get the facts straight.

FuNkY mOnK
11-07-2002, 02:14 PM
The award for the best kept secret, MGS2. Major Kudos to Microsoft for giving us the Xbox.

Xbox Owner
11-07-2002, 02:28 PM
Worst Xbox Game Ever goes to...

SNEAKERS!

RudedogX
11-07-2002, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Xbox Owner
Worst Xbox Game Ever goes to...

SNEAKERS!

Ummm...You forgot about Kabuki:confused:

Huckleberry
11-07-2002, 03:00 PM
best excuse to have all your friends over all the time:

Halo System Link Lan Parties

Game Most Likely to cause a friend to punch a hole in your wall:

Halo

Gaming System of Choice to be used as Headstone:

XBox (until someone steals it and puts a TurboGrafx in it's place)

JeremyX
11-07-2002, 04:23 PM
best excuse to have all your friends over all the time:

Halo System Link Lan Parties


I can't tell you the number of times that my house has had 16 people in both my living rooms with cabels littered everywhere. I'll never forget the face on the pizza delivery guy when he saw the greatness that is the Halo Lan Party!!!!!!

4 TVs 4 Xbox's and 16 people, Good times :cool:

Casper
11-07-2002, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Ninja Scroll
Pretty damn good topics.;)

Okay, Award for "Fastest Game Return"

Deathrow,.. just ask Casper!:D

HAhaha....your dam right :)

l Maximus l
11-07-2002, 04:48 PM
The "Beer tastes so much better" award goes to:

Halo!

I can't tell you how many beers I've consumed while playing this game :D

Brevity
11-07-2002, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Maximus-XBA
The "Beer tastes so much better" award goes to:

Halo!

I can't tell you how many beers I've consumed while playing this game :D
lol
Good to read from you.

Brevity
11-07-2002, 04:52 PM
Best left at the store, or if possible pulled from the shelf by vendor.
**Animal Crossing**
I played it and the only thing crossing was my eyes from the Really bad graphics.

ThomasHun
11-07-2002, 05:04 PM
Most annoying character
Zak from fusion frenzy "Like taking candy from a baby" Made you whip whose evers ass was playing him.

Shorezy
11-07-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Dre
Coolest Peripheral

Xbox Communicator

True That Dre.

Most Anticipated Xbox LIVE game - Unreal Championship

Most Anticipated NOT Xbox Live Game - Splinter Cell

Kortiz
11-07-2002, 06:13 PM
THE BIGGEST HARD ON GAME GOES TOOO.......for now.......DOA3


the phatest graphics on a car game goes tooo....RSC!!!


the suckiest cutscene award goes to......HUNTER: THE RECKONING!


the uberest game that is still going strong award goes too.....DUH do you have to ask?

...halo



and i believe the biggest hyped out game that flopped award should goto Blinx.......a platform game that i was excited about.......good thing i never touched it.
and im not much into platforms anymore......snes mario was the end of em....sonic didnt soil my shorts none.....


and.........yup......thats it






most anticipated game in November award goes to.....Splinter cell.
you know im right......admit it max!




best fighting game from 3 years ago, goes to.......DOA2 NOT.....Soul Calibur duh

ThomasHun
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
Playing blood gulch 3 x 3, all vehicles, and down by 14 I think. One of my friends drove a tank to the top of the big hill, while my other teammate got the other tank up there, and I rolled up with a warthog. It was pure chaos they would both fire off their rockets then for ten seconds we all fired are machine guns, they didnt know what the hell to do and with the surround sound... unbeatable.

Reclaimer
11-07-2002, 07:21 PM
Best game with characters that walk like they have a bowel problem:
WWF Raw

Best game with the most amount of has-beens in the line up:
WWF Raw

Best over-hyped game that sucked ever so badly:
Tie: Dead to Rights - WWF Raw


Worst camera control:
Dead to Rights

Computer drawn character has mittens instead of hands award:
(AKA the worse drawn person in a game)
The stripper from D2R

Worst cross over console game:
007 AUF

Worst A.I. award:
Tie: D2R and 007 AUF

Franchise dynasty that needs to die award:
Tony Hawk series.

Xbox Owner
11-07-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by rudedogX


Ummm...You forgot about Kabuki:confused:

I said worst game. we dont know what that is yet..:confused: