Whats the funnies thing uve heard online while playing Mechassault

[Dark Enemy]

Out of all the xbox live games this is the game that everybody talks **** and stuuf. the other day i was inb this server about to play a death match, so this guy pops up and says "which one is the best mech ive never played this game before". Everybody goes Elemental. and then he goes why dont u guys pick it then and then we said cause its easy to kill people and we didnt want to let the game one sided. so when he picked the Elemental we started laughing. When we started the game he was like WTF he was ****ed as hell and we all went against him it was fun as hell just laughing at him. So whats the funniest moments uve had on Mechassault.

[RudedogX]

Playin' not it, some idiot (as usual, there's always one) was shooting everyone, and not going for the person that was it. We all had enough of it, since he was an atlas, and said, everyone attack him and forget about the it guy! So, I guess it was a similar situation.

There was in Team Destruction, I was a Ragnarok, and my team mates kept hitting me when they were aiming for the other team (I kept getting in the way). So everytime I turned around, I hear...Oh damn, sorry man!:D

[studepaber]

I played a match where 7 of us were elementals with kids voices against 1 ragnarok with a dark master (I think that's what it's called) voice, it was pretty damm funny.

[Dark Enemy]

LoL its sad when ur own teamates shoot u, its like the other day my own teamate chased me and kept killing me for some reason.

[sphinx]

well ive heard some funny **** just not on MA, today i wa splayin UC and some guy was calling us nerds for not smoking weed, and saying that we pick up chicks at the sofware store, and he thought marijuana wasnt a drug LOL

[VeNoMiZA]

funniest thing happen to me today hehe i was playing mechassault and this guy named " lets do dis" knocks me over he had a atlas and he started shooting missiles at my ass and started saying " your getting you rectum examed" that shat made me laugh... haha...see made me laugh...... yup... than i was playing UC and my guys name is jiggly nuts, well my secoundary guy name is that. and everyone was like kill jiggly nuts so everytime i killed them i kept sayin diz jiggly nutz in yo mouth!! well it kept everyone laughing :P

[Snoopy7548]

lol i was playing mechassault. and this guy was talking on the phone and i could hear his whole conversation. lol. he was talking about how his friend was in jail and stuff. it was so funny.

[VeNoMiZA]

Originally posted by Snoopy7548
lol i was playing mechassault. and this guy was talking on the phone and i could hear his whole conversation. lol. he was talking about how his friend was in jail and stuff. it was so funny.
funny that shat happened to me i was at my dawgs house playin and my mom called, than i started to talk to her and i forgot i had the head piece on than everyone i was palying mechassault heaRD anything i said, hehe i asked everyone hey ya heard me? they were like " every single thing than he asked me so your mom woprks at versace huh? im like oh shat great hehe now this guy knows bout my personnal life lol "

[xboxman_1]

The funniest thing I ever heard was when some hispanic guy started singing, "If you like pina colada's, or walks in the rain..." while I was killing him. It was just so funny because it was so spontaneous.

[Nookums]

i was playing a round of MA and some guy like satrted talking with this japanese accent and everyone got ****ed off at him because he was singing american songs with the japenese accent. so we start talkin lilke holy preist guys who speak all weird,dont use slang, and use words like thy thou cometh, and stuff. then he started yelling at us and i said "Thoe shalt not kill nor speak rudely to holy guys, SO DIE YOU DIRTY BASTERD!"and everyone even on his team kept killing him

[thatroger]

Originally posted by Nookums
i was playing a round of MA and some guy like satrted talking with this japanese accent and everyone got ****ed off at him because he was singing american songs with the japenese accent. so we start talkin lilke holy preist guys who speak all weird,dont use slang, and use words like thy thou cometh, and stuff. then he started yelling at us and i said "Thoe shalt not kill nor speak rudely to holy guys, SO DIE YOU DIRTY BASTERD!"and everyone even on his team kept killing him


Go easy on the new-comers man. How would you feel if the same happened to you if you were in Japan. Racism is no joke though maybe you weren't intending it.

[J Dub]

Funniest thing I ever heard was when two guys did a rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.

[thatroger]

Oh and the funniest thing I've heard has got to be this guy who was obviously very new to the English language play a game of Team Destruction. He picked an Elemental and would try to hide with it all the while yelling almost incoherently that Mr. So and So is good. The whole game was trying to find and destroy him with the Team Destruction game being a secondary aspect. He ended up dieing 43 times and getting 1 kill. One time he hid in the tunnel by the Yellow base and noone could find him for around 1 minute. So I shot the tunnel down on him and he went bezerk. (This was on River City). He played the whole game and had a good time I think.

His gamertag was something Raptor..I dunno what but it had raptor in it.

[VeNoMiZA]

remeber guys now the japanese have XBL hmmm should we start a war against japan over XBL??? i think we should...... make games like team destruction japan VS america, and in snk vs cap they should make AMERICA VS JAPAN that would be great :D

[Slayer02]

LMAO, that would be hillarious

[Nookums]

Originally posted by thatroger
Go easy on the new-comers man. How would you feel if the same happened to you if you were in Japan. Racism is no joke though maybe you weren't intending it.

ok sry but it was funny. he was just fooling around though

[No Fear 23]

Originally posted by VeNoMiZA
remeber guys now the japanese have XBL hmmm should we start a war against japan over XBL??? i think we should...... make games like team destruction japan VS america, and in snk vs cap they should make AMERICA VS JAPAN that would be great :D

we would get killed in the fighting game.

Kung Fu is Japanese shiat.:confused:

[blonks]

my favorite and the worlds most annoying "its just a machine gun!" the person made his voice go up high and it was dam funny

[Dark Enemy]

Originally posted by thatroger
Oh and the funniest thing I've heard has got to be this guy who was obviously very new to the English language play a game of Team Destruction. He picked an Elemental and would try to hide with it all the while yelling almost incoherently that Mr. So and So is good. The whole game was trying to find and destroy him with the Team Destruction game being a secondary aspect. He ended up dieing 43 times and getting 1 kill. One time he hid in the tunnel by the Yellow base and noone could find him for around 1 minute. So I shot the tunnel down on him and he went bezerk. (This was on River City). He played the whole game and had a good time I think.

His gamertag was something Raptor..I dunno what but it had raptor in it.

I think i was playing with u when this happened.:D

[Wolf_Man4]

well when I get really Drunk I start to make up songs about other players and i am told that some of them are funnyer than H*ll.

[Stormlord]

Well I haven't heard someone say this but I hear my bro say it when he goes on LIVE. He likes to say "Eliot....Eat the Poop!" LOL.