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Xbox Owner
01-22-2003, 09:20 PM
Begin to laugh. (http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/readers/0,10986,1367140,00.html)

Lmao, man. He gives DOAXBV a 10 in everything besides Graphics, and gives the graphics a 5, and here is the reason:

The worst aspect of the game, unfortunately, are the much-hyped graphics. While the models, clipping, etc. are all technically and artistically well done, there's no nudity. I repeat: NO NUDITY. Not even a flash of a chest shot. Even DOA3 showed a girl's bum in one of the endings. In an age where the revolutionary BMX XXX paved the way for mature titles aimed at adults, this is unforgivable. For this reason, the graphics are merely "average" in my opinion.


Haha.. no nudity, and no bum shots.. lmao:D

Stifler
01-22-2003, 09:45 PM
I think the real Gamespot review is bad considering this is a very much hyped game.

VeNoMiZA
01-22-2003, 09:53 PM
funny i wouldnt even rate this gmae LOL

Kraft
01-23-2003, 12:15 AM
Yes unfortunately we have the same type of user reviews on this site from some people. I'm sure some kid will play this game, stare at the girls breasts for a few hours, then come on here and give it straight 5's saying "THIS GAME ROXORZ! BEST GAME EVA!" for absolutely every section. The bad thing about the public is that a lot of them aren't that sharp but for some reason are allowed everywhere...

NINE BREAKER
01-23-2003, 03:33 AM
FYI actually there is a little nudity, in the opening movie it shows the assasin chick, can't remember her name, skiny-diving. But that's about it, so-far, I haven't got very far damn work:D , so if you were going to get this game just to see some animated tit ties, your SOL.

I like this game, didn't expect nudity, didn't get nudity (other than the above mentioned) so I wasn't dissapointed. Although, the back of the game does say it is rated M for nudity.

Cloud Strife
01-23-2003, 07:02 AM
I think tht is a stupid thing to rate the graphics down because of no nudity. I personally don't care whether it has it or not.

Insane Jester
01-23-2003, 07:44 AM
Like i said in the other post about this game .

just some guy
01-23-2003, 08:09 AM
LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha. Personally I have no interest in the game, it doesn't appeal to me on any level.

I used to check out gamespot reviews but got sick of one guy's opinion. Especially since I bought a few games based on their reviews and ended up hating them. I came here because you have a whole bunch of individual reviews and you can figure out much easier if it's a game you'll like.

studepaber
01-23-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by just some guy
LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha.

What if I DID buy this game to stare at scantily clad DOA girls and I get a healthy dose of real life nudity?? OMG I'm in such a quandary here!!!

Cloud Strife
01-23-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by just some guy
LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha. Personally I have no interest in the game, it doesn't appeal to me on any level.

I used to check out gamespot reviews but got sick of one guy's opinion. Especially since I bought a few games based on their reviews and ended up hating them. I came here because you have a whole bunch of individual reviews and you can figure out much easier if it's a game you'll like. I kind of prefer looking at animated girls than realistic ones. Not that I don't like realistic girls, it's just that I'm an anime style person.:)

Spaztic
01-23-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Burning Ranger
I kind of prefer looking at animated girls than realistic ones. Not that I don't like realistic girls, it's just that I'm an anime style person.:)

weird. I would take the real thing any day.

RudedogX
01-23-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Shaggy
weird. I would take the real thing any day.

That makes two of us, though some people just have different fetishes I guess.:confused:

FuNkY mOnK
01-23-2003, 08:04 PM
Somebody has this review backwards because it's all show and no go.

Motley
01-23-2003, 10:05 PM
To the originator of this thread: You are 100% dead on wrong.

There is Nudity in the game,and I don't mean that little tease in the opening movie. The problem is that most people haven;t even got close to the unlockables in the game. And that is where you will find it.

Also, did you ever notice when you go to options, there is a place to set your age... and the default is 17. At 17 you don't get any nudity... set it above 21 & then do the unlockables & enjoy your lucky surpises.

It is never wise to judge a game on people that have played it for less then a day, and have no clue what the unlockables do :)

DZNUTZ
01-24-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Motley
To the originator of this thread: You are 100% dead on wrong.

There is Nudity in the game,and I don't mean that little tease in the opening movie. The problem is that most people haven;t even got close to the unlockables in the game. And that is where you will find it.

Also, did you ever notice when you go to options, there is a place to set your age... and the default is 17. At 17 you don't get any nudity... set it above 21 & then do the unlockables & enjoy your lucky surpises.

It is never wise to judge a game on people that have played it for less then a day, and have no clue what the unlockables do :)
oh really?
can u prove this?

RudedogX
01-24-2003, 02:06 PM
I'd like to know too. I have yet to hear any proof of this being true.:rolleyes:

Also, XBoxOwner didn't say there was no nudity, he said the guy who wrote what he quoted said it.

pieceofmind83
01-24-2003, 02:42 PM
have you tried this code?

XXX_RATED_CHEAT

i don't have the game so i don't know,but tell me if a does anything!

The Jackal
01-24-2003, 03:10 PM
would if theres nudity or not even fall under being connected to the rating of the graphics?... you can see the graphics are well done in it so whats nudity have to do with it

SiGuy
01-26-2003, 05:48 PM
imo it's stupid to rate a game on whether theres some fake boobies in it. If I wanted to see some fake boobs I'd go buy a Pamela Lee porno, but dont downgrade a game on whether theres some animated nudity.

Reclaimer
01-26-2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by pieceofmind83
have you tried this code?

XXX_RATED_CHEAT

i don't have the game so i don't know,but tell me if a does anything!

That's the code form BMX XXX to unlock all levels. I doubt it works for this game. The next review for this game we'll see is something like this: This game is awesome! It would get all 10's in every category, but since it's not Halo, I'll give it a 5.

pieceofmind83
01-27-2003, 10:39 AM
ok,i see now! i have really bad eye site and didn't know what was going on here.