mattcoxonline
11-30-2001, 01:00 PM
Okay, so the title doesn't leave a lot to the imagination - or maybe it does!
The quality of the UK gaming mag is amazing (not the porn mag you may have been thinking of!)
This month's gloss cover has the word "FxxK" across the the front. But the two 'xx' are the official Xbox logos.
Underneath that it reads "Why Edge swears by Microsoft's new console"
Inside there is a big news peice on the Xbox - just covering the events that have been happening around Europe.
Also there is four reviews on Halo, Oddworld, PGR, and Amped.
Halo 10/10 (very positive article!)
Oddworld 7/10
PGR 8/10
Amped 8/10
Also inside is an indepth look at Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.
The first two sentences of this I agree with....
"A true gamer doesn't like Sony Computer Entertainment. A real videogame player doesn't own a living room with a Playstation in it."
But I haven't read anymore of this yet so it could go on to say this is a load of crap....
anyway, enough on Edge, now....a little poem (or two):
Little fly upon the wall,
Have you got no sense at all,
can't you see that wall is plastered?
Now you're stuck you stupid...fly.
And here's my favourite:
I was walking out late last Saturday night,
When along came Suzy riding on her bike,
She took her little dress off and said "Have what you like!"
The dress it didn't fit me so instead I took her bike.
Oh, one short one:
Fatty and Skinny had a bath,
Fatty blew off and Skinny laughed!
The quality of the UK gaming mag is amazing (not the porn mag you may have been thinking of!)
This month's gloss cover has the word "FxxK" across the the front. But the two 'xx' are the official Xbox logos.
Underneath that it reads "Why Edge swears by Microsoft's new console"
Inside there is a big news peice on the Xbox - just covering the events that have been happening around Europe.
Also there is four reviews on Halo, Oddworld, PGR, and Amped.
Halo 10/10 (very positive article!)
Oddworld 7/10
PGR 8/10
Amped 8/10
Also inside is an indepth look at Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.
The first two sentences of this I agree with....
"A true gamer doesn't like Sony Computer Entertainment. A real videogame player doesn't own a living room with a Playstation in it."
But I haven't read anymore of this yet so it could go on to say this is a load of crap....
anyway, enough on Edge, now....a little poem (or two):
Little fly upon the wall,
Have you got no sense at all,
can't you see that wall is plastered?
Now you're stuck you stupid...fly.
And here's my favourite:
I was walking out late last Saturday night,
When along came Suzy riding on her bike,
She took her little dress off and said "Have what you like!"
The dress it didn't fit me so instead I took her bike.
Oh, one short one:
Fatty and Skinny had a bath,
Fatty blew off and Skinny laughed!