View Full Version : I'm Dreaming of a GREEN X-Mas.....

12-04-2001, 05:58 PM
Hey everybody.

If you were watchin the posts about 2 weeks before to about a week after the launch, you may have seen the popular sticky thread of "Waiting for Xbox" posems, headed by our good friend Maximus. With the holiday season coming in less than a month, i thought it would be cool to have a similar thread, taking holiday songs/poems and adding an X-Box theme.

So, here goes nothing...


(to the tune of "The Night Before Christmas...")

'Twas the Night Before Christmas the neighbors called the cops
making too much noise playing halo co-op

The controllers were nestled all snug in our hands
While visions of convenants danced in our heads

When up on the couch there arose such a clatter
I dropped the controller and asked. "What's the Matter?"

It was a fanboy of LameCube, booing so quick
"I hate the graphics, its oversized and too thick"

He saw our icy stares and he ran away
I called on our fanboys, all of them by name:

"Now Maximus, now Jason, now Shannon and XBOX Dude!
On Steven, on Jeremy, he's being too rude!"

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the clamping ond clomping of each of his boots

We put up a ladder, and he turned around
We chased after him with leaps and bounds

We tackled him down, beat him in his beer belly
It juggled around like a bowl of grape jelly.

We spoke not a word, we were doing our work
we were beating him up, that poor little jerk

And we exclaimed, as he drove out of sight
"Merry X-Box to all, and to all a good night!"


12-04-2001, 06:28 PM
woo woo!:D:D ... :golf clap:

J/K :p

12-04-2001, 06:36 PM
Nice poem dude! Your pretty creative.... I just wish you had more room to put all of the xbox fanboys names in there!

l Maximus l
12-04-2001, 07:04 PM
Nice dude :D

Here's one I will pull out of my ass (again) :D

T'was the night before Christmas and all loud as hell
Dudes playing their XBoxes and drinking beer well

Blasting away Covenant with drunken eyes of glee
Can't stop playing, d a m n, having to pee!

Putting the game on pause to run to the bathroom
Running, hurdling chairs, with a wisk and a zoom

Seeing the bathroom door in the distance running with a full blatter
Trying to get their before it gets fatter

Releasing the juice quickly to get back to Halo
And cracking open a new case of Pete's Wicked Ale

Grabbing your genuine XBox controller to kick more Covenant ass
Playing Co-op with your buddy as he passes gas

Feeling like the dudes we are we both dream of new games, of course
Waiting for Summer 2002 for a sweet game called Brute Force

But soon it will be Christmas and what will be on my gaming list?
You know: Medal of Honor, Azurik, and Munch...you get the jist

Until then, playing XBox now feels so right
And to the rest of my XBox Addict buddies, have a great XBox night!


Twisted J
12-04-2001, 07:21 PM
wwwwahahahhahaahh ahhhhahahhahah ahhahhahahhhahahah hahahahhahhaha you guys kill me ahhahahhhahhahah *gurgle gurgle gurgle* ahahahahhahhahahhahahh hahahahahhah hahah ahahahha haha ha h

i always get the hick ups when i laught too much!!!!

you guys should copyright some of that ****!

12-04-2001, 07:56 PM
Nice Follow up Maximus

:D :D :D :D

Twisted J
12-04-2001, 08:02 PM
hey, maximus, are you gunna put ~~~XboX PrYdE!!~~~ in your sig? what about an MK logo?

l Maximus l
12-05-2001, 12:11 PM
Twisted J...if you can find me an MK logo with a beer in it, I definately will put it in my sig :D

Twisted J
12-05-2001, 03:57 PM
hey ill try to make one!

Twisted J
12-05-2001, 04:16 PM
but ill need someone to host it

12-05-2001, 05:50 PM
(Walkin' in an Winter Wonderland)

Walkin' 'Round in X-Box Underwear

X-Box things, are what I'm missin'
Forgot to ask, for Halo and Simpsons
I'm sittin at home, playing Fever alone
Walkin' 'Round in X-Box Underwear.

In the store, I see Tricky
Im gettin Amped, for $50.50 (*fifty fifty*)
I'll hold it so tight, sleep with it at night.
Walkin' 'Round in X-Box Underwear

In my High School, theres a guy named Tony
He pretends cube's better than the box.
Asks me if I agree, and I say "No Man!
You ask again, I'll beat you to the ground!"

Later on, we'll perspire,
As we play, Star Wars Starfighter.
Pick the controller up, or I'll kick your butt
Walkin' 'Round in X-Box Underwear.

l Maximus l
12-05-2001, 06:07 PM
I will commend Skoot182
For a very interesting poem for me and you

It's has some nice rhymes, there is no doubt
But not of them do, but don't pout

Instead I'll think of getting off work so I can go home to play
Due 5:00pm, I'll be on my way

For another night of gaming excellence at home
Cracking open another beer as I blow off the foam

Grabbing my XBox controller like a pit bull
Playing my game, Amped, as I crash and break my skull

Getting up for another bad as jump
Flying through the air hoping not to land on my rump

Ah, but instead, what do I see
Another perfect landing as my face lights up with glee

I celebrate by partaking another beer
Ending with a huge belch and a delightful cheer

Dreaming of my game PGR to drive on Kudos Challenge
Drinking my beer by the gallons

Then, to my surprise, I stop my game
To put in PGR after winning on Amped some Newspaper fame

Getting in my Skyline and trying to get gold
D a m n, I've been playing with this car a long time, but it never gets old

Hoping to get my Audi TT
Realizing my blatter is full again, d a m n, I have to pee

Another quick trip on the way to the john
It's so late as I let out the juice as I start to yawn

And another great time playing my XBox, alright!
And to all, once again, have another great XBox night!


12-05-2001, 06:17 PM
(Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

Gamecube Roasting on an Open Fire

Gamecube Roasting on an Open Fire,
Gasolene dripping from its holes,
Purple Purse, fresh fileted (*fil-ayed*) by our guys,
We made it into Lamecube toast...

Every body knows, an X-Box, even PS2
Will help to make the season bright,
All those brats, snot dirippin' out their nose,
Better kiss thir cube goodbye.

And now when St. Nick sees his sleigh,
there'll be some fresh made X-Box games, shipped today
And every gamer guy, is gonna smlie,
When everybody sees, Gamecube fry...

And so I'm brushing on some oil glaze,
to keep it crisp and juicy too!!!
Lets hope it's destroyed, many times, many ways
Ugly Gamecube, screw you

12-05-2001, 06:19 PM
Great job maximus!

12-06-2001, 12:54 AM
Now this is some great stuff!!! lol:D

Here's one of my own.

(Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells)

PS2, PS2,

I feel sorry for you!

You're over priced,
You don't play nice,
You're life is over too.


PS2, PS2,

When will fanboys see?

The only thing you're good for,
is playing DVDs

Xbox has a hard drive,
4 controller ports
LAN support and Halo well
what more could one ask for?!

Now Gamecube has good graphics,
but what good does that do
when all they're going to do
is make a hi-res Pickachu!



When will you get a clue

Your system sucks
$300 bucks?
Man you guys are ducks. ;)


Microsoft Microsoft

Sony layed an egg.

they changed thier tune
called it PS2
now they're feeling blue.

Ohhh Yeah! :cool:

12-06-2001, 07:04 AM
Nice poems, keep 'em coming...and they are always good if I get a mention :cool:

l Maximus l
12-06-2001, 07:27 PM
T'was another night approaching and all is good
Ready to head home back to the hood

Urging to play XBox and have a few beers
Making a few calls to get some joining peers

Drinking so much hoping not to get a blatter infection
Giving Jason-XBA an honorable mention

See that Jason-XBA wants to be noted
It was my decision for this even though he voted

From conversing with this man, I see he likes Project Ego
Indeed, a bad ass game, his decision is good and rightly so

It is my goal in this poem to make Jason-XBA feel included
And by doing so, I may not be booted

From this incredible site we call XBoxAddict
With excellent reviews, news, and views, so we don't have to panic

So, rest assured that we have a great place to be when we can't play the XBox
It's called XBoxAddict which is for players, pimps, and even jocks

So, another great time with our XBoxes, alright!
And to all, have another excellent gaming time tonight!!!

l Maximus l
12-07-2001, 05:13 PM
Anyone want to do a follow up? :D Everyone's poems are great! Mine kinda suck...but, that's okay! It's pretty fun :D

12-07-2001, 07:11 PM
Im runnin out of ideas, anyone other than Max And I?

12-07-2001, 07:30 PM
Sorry About that, JeremyX, I missed Yours...

12-07-2001, 07:59 PM
Roodof theme

Thers gamecube theres playstation and theres dreamcast....But the most best console of them allll...... Xbox the green jewled system...(sytem) had a very bright green ring.....(like a lite saber) All of the other systems (sytems) used to be the very best.... Then one early november 15,,, Bill gate came to say (with his money) "xbox with ur ring so bright , wont yo do ur work tonight" then how the console were jealous (jelous) ........

12-08-2001, 08:06 AM
Maximus is definetely a lyrical genius!

12-08-2001, 07:28 PM
Heres One For You, Maximus..:D

(Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, even though derek beat me to it:D)


Maximus the Beer Drinkin' Addict

We Know Jeremy and Shannon and Steven and Jason, Aaron and Shadow and Bad Little Monkey, Bet do you recall, the most famous poster of all.....

Maximus the Beer Drinkin' Addict
Had some very funny posts,
And if you ever saw them,
I think you would say "Whoa!"

All of the other addicts,
Always laugh at his new sig's,
If you lived in the 70's,
I bet you would say "I dig"

Then on that cloudy X-Box eve,
Maxi came to say,
"All of the addicts, now unite,
Lets go get our boxes tonight!"

Oh, how the posters love him,
but not in that kind of way :D,
Maximus the Beer Drinkin' Addict,
You are number one today!!!!!!!!!

:o :o :o :o :o :o

12-08-2001, 11:57 PM
(to the melody of 12 days of xmas)

on the 1st day of waiting my toysrus gave to me, xbox with dvd.

on the 2nd day of xbox my toysrus gave to me halo with, munches oddesy..

on the 3rd day of xbox my eyes started to bleed, cause i played halo n blew up my tv..

on the 4th day of xbox the hospital bill came to bee, 486 thank god medicare covered me.

on the 5th day of xbox my friend gave to me a gamecube to see, man that ish was chitty...

on the 6th day of xbox kb toys cursed at me, for acusing a clerk of lying about xbox to a lady..

on the 7th day of xbox the cops came to me, arrested me and said dude beating a ps2 fan is a felony...

on the 8th day of xbox i played project gotham racing, i hate car games but this one ruled definetly!.

on the 9th day of xbox my job called me said man, come in or your fired dummy...

on the 10th day of xbox i beat munches oddesy, all of that to save some chitty eggs and abes friends gees!

on the 11th day of xbox my friend came to me said dude i want an xbox ive sold my ps2 for pennies..

and on the 12th day of xbox jesus came to me and said dude i wanna play for its my birth day u see.... :) (we played nfl fever his fave team is the jets)

anyways its original even though it sucks.:eek: :eek:

12-09-2001, 12:01 AM
Amen to that, Batman!

Twisted J
12-09-2001, 02:02 AM
skoot, dude, I LOVE YOUR SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-09-2001, 12:57 PM
Thanx J, i've got some more, im going to change them every once in a while.

http://www.FlamingText.com (i made them here)

12-10-2001, 11:37 AM
that's kicks ass i'm gonna be singin that all christmas night

l Maximus l
12-10-2001, 01:49 PM
T'was the day after Christmas and all is mute
Looking back a few days to the poem of Skoot

Laughing my ass off in admiring laughter
Drinking a beer as my blatter gets fatter

Looking back and wondering what Skoot was trying to say
And realized he called me "Maxi" along the way

Drinking my beer and drinking on and on
Realizing Skoot called me the name of a tampon!

"Stick and stones will break my bones
But names will never hurt me" as I shout and go home

To the room that holds my XBox in place
Busting out Halo again as I zip off to space

Drinking more beer until I get pale
Loving every drop of my Pete's Wicked Ale

Wondering what could be better than Halo and Beer
Certainly not being called a Tampon by Skoot the Queer :D

I think Skoot knows I'm kidding when he first takes a look at this
As I run to the bathroom - too much beer - I have to p i s s

But, I felt the need so I had to reply
Reading another funny ass poem from a fellow XBox Addict guy

Even though he called me "Maxi" it could have been an error by Skoot
Though, I realized he liked my signature with the dude going "toot"

And I'm off, yet again, and through with my fight
And to all, this Christmas, have a great XBox night!

12-10-2001, 05:00 PM
Jeez MAXIMUS i didnt mean it like that!!!

But did ya notice that in everyone of MAXIMUS's poems, he talks about having a full bladder, and then, and i quote " spilling his juice"? Ya know, they have medicine to help with that.

l Maximus l
12-10-2001, 05:49 PM
T'was the 10th of December and all is good
Skoot picks on me about my bladder and I wonder if he should

Not knowing what a beer can do to the blatter
Makes me wonder if Skoot knows what is matter

But, it's all good as the Pete's Wicked Ale is on
Perhaps some of that or Pete's Strawberry Blonde

Either way it's the juice one needs when playing vids
As I bust on home after work back to my crib

Looking forward to another XBox night
I think I'll play Azurik and put up a fight

I really enjoy this game as it really keeps me pumped
It's exciting and rivating as I slash and jump

Still dreaming about going home to shove it in
And grab me a beer to keep the gaming grin

But, I cannot stop wondering what the problem is for Skoot
Not liking Blatter humor but likes my signature's toot :D

But, it's all good in the hood as I get ready to go home
Dreaming again of my games and licking off beer foam

Another hard day at work rewarded with a great time tonight
And to the rest of the boys in here, have another great XBox night!


12-10-2001, 06:27 PM
15 days before christmas, MAXI :D is lost,
hands all wet from his Ale's frost.

Playin the box, his bladder is droopin,
Cant take it anymore, ready to start juicin.

Droppin some juice, passin some gas,
just dont talk about wipin your ...... Face:D

Iv'e run out of Ideas on how to insult you,
thats it for now, thats all i gotta do.

l Maximus l
12-10-2001, 06:45 PM
T'was the moment after Skoot created a post
Ripping back on Skoot is what I love most

Taking my signature with the picture of the toot
Imagining the face of my buddy, with his face on it, named Skoot

Drinking a case of Pete's Wicked Ale
Running to Skoots house and whizzin' in his garbage pale

Whizzin' on the walls, whizzin' on the door
Whizzin' on his sidewalk, whizzin' on his floor

Allowing the juice to spread everywhere
Flowing like a river down his stairs

Whizzin' in the kitchen, whizzin' in the living room
Whizzin' in the closets, whizzin' with a boom!

Turning Skoot's home into a raging flood of urine
Whizzin' on his cat even while it's purrin'

Whizzin' down the chimney, the pathway for St. Nick
Whizzin' on trees, twigs, and sticks

Whizzin' on 10 things all in a row
Whizzin' on the ground making yellow snow

I can't stop whizzin' at Skoot's house
Whizzin' like a crazy man even on Skoot's blouse :D

But, the juice finally stops coming and back to my game
After winning the Guiness Book of World records for my peeing fame

Till the next time I have a nice full blatter
I know where to go when I have to unload and splatter

It's at the home of Skoot which is a place to pee
Just whiz like a crazy man with a face full of glee

And there goes another fine day of come back tonight
Until tomorrow, have a great XBox night :D

12-10-2001, 07:00 PM
I admit defeat, i cant beat that


Gasses has 2 "S"'s, i fixed it for u


12-10-2001, 07:01 PM
It just worked a second ago...

l Maximus l
12-11-2001, 11:42 AM
lol, Skoot...I thought you would have atleast thought that the poem was a little funny, dude! lol

K Dawg
12-11-2001, 06:03 PM
hey all, im new to this thing....... how do u get an icon by ur name, and put like tags in your signature and stuff?

also i got another ?, does anyone know the exact realease date for grand theft auto 3 for the box?

thanks all!! :D

l Maximus l
12-11-2001, 06:19 PM
Yo, K Dawg..welcome to the forums.

To get a picture, you have to have 30 or more posts. When you get to that point, I can show you how to do it.

About Grand Theft Auto 3, there is no exact date as of yet, but, I can tell you that it is set to come out February 2002 :)

Enjoy the forums, dude!

K Dawg
12-11-2001, 06:58 PM
thanks maximus.....look forward to talking to u guys on here..

im psyched for gta3.....when i heard it was coming out for the xbox and not just the ps2...i almost cried hahahha

well gotta go......talk to you guys when u reply

K Dawg
12-11-2001, 09:05 PM
i was thinking of getting nfl fever over madden....anyone agree/disgree with that?

i wanna know which u guys think is the better game :confused:

12-12-2001, 01:41 AM
I rented Fever, I don't think that it was that great of a game. Don't get me wrong, it isn't a bad game, I just like Segas' NFL 2k series better. So this January, I will be supporting Sega by getting NFL 2k2. As for my next purchase, Raw is War. It'll bring me and my friends tons of tag team excitment.

K Dawg
12-12-2001, 09:16 AM
I think im gonna initially buy Fever first....i played it at a store and liked it. I will rent madden though and see how that goes. Im also awaiting the arrival of Nfl 2k2 from sega.....that should be a great game. :D

12-12-2001, 11:58 AM
i couldnt wait till nfl2k2 so i got the fever but ill get nfl2k2 cause nfl2k1 was ish on my dreamcast...

l Maximus l
12-12-2001, 12:02 PM
I bought Fever and I seriously cannot stop playing this game. It's the first Football game that I really enjoyed even when playing single player! Multi-player takes the cake, though...Oh, man, I love Fever... NFL Fever really got me back into the sporting game genre...But, I will have to admit, NFL 2K2 on the Dreamcast was a solid game, too. I just like Fever much better so far...I am really looking forward to seeing what Sega has in store for the XBox with their new release coming soon :D

K Dawg
12-13-2001, 12:29 PM
I know i already asked this, but i am gonna ask it again in case anyone got any updates

Does anyone know a concrete release date for Grand Theft Auto 3 for the xbox?

l Maximus l
12-13-2001, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by K Dawg
I know i already asked this, but i am gonna ask it again in case anyone got any updates

Does anyone know a concrete release date for Grand Theft Auto 3 for the xbox?

K Dawg...dude, no problem...but, the only concrete answer I can give you is that it is supposed to come out in February 2002. So, not too long from now. I'm itchin' on getting this game, too :)