Top 50 ways of knowing youve been playing too much KOTOR

[AlBoogy]

#1. You tried to persuade the McDonalds clerk to supersize your fries for free.

[DisturbedMonkey]

nice one, i did somtin like that, I tried to persuade someone in givin me their wallet.:D But it didn't work and he yelled at me...:cry: @#!HOLE!:cuss:

[thrAsher]

I love that stuff! I had put a bunch of hours into Jedi Outcast, and then got KotOR w/o finishing JO:II...

Anyhow, I was going to work one morning (after a night of much KotOR) and this automatic door started to close on me. No sh/t I reached out as if I'd force push it back open.

[hiter101]

trying to convince ur friends that learning the native tongue of mannan is cool :D

[Arven]

Saying something mean and sarcastic to someone, and then wondering how many Dark Side Points it earned you.

[Leviathon]

You know you've been playin' too much when you sneak into your friends closet and start wearing his clothes....:watchout:

[Leviathon]

When you try using Jedi mind tricks late at night on your wife...:wink:

[Duke]

When you start to understand that D20 system.

[armyof_one/ltd]

When you start drinking gallons of beer just because the Force is with you.

[AlBoogy]

#5. You have passed "Rum Ba Dee Ba Dum Ba Dee Ba" as an official word in your vocabulary.

[CarGuy]

#6: You begin seeing blue halos around the heads of people you want to talk to. :p

[Slayer02]

#7 You tried using your remote control as a lightsaber.
#8 You name your child "Grekka the Hutt" or "Lena Starspace"

[Lord Vivic]

Try treating your 1962 Harley as a swoop bike.

:eek:


(I almost killed myself doing that):( :eek:

[AlBoogy]

Originally posted by Lord Vivic
Try treating your 1962 Harley as a swoop bike.

:eek:


(I almost killed myself doing that):( :eek:

heh.

#9. You went down to the local tattoo shop because your decision to join the dark side hasn't given you any marks on your face.

[hiter101]

#10

You keep tryin to kill your cat because u think it might be a gizka :D

[Lord Vivic]

You go to a pon shop you think the dealers are short migits with glowing eyes.

[y2kash_14]

You think time will freeze everytime you see one of your enemies

[Lord Vivic]

You walk into a dark room and you spot a long floresent bulb,and you think you are under attack.:watchout:

[selowitch]

You can't understand why you can't bring your own deck to your weekly poker (pazaak?) game.

[Lord Vivic]

You walk out to the back porch acould have sworn you seen an Ewak in the woods.:watchout:

[AlBoogy]

Originally posted by selowitch
You can't understand why you can't bring your own deck to your weekly poker (pazaak?) game.

lol, i like that one.

[Plutonium]

You load Halo into your Xbox and can't switch weapons because you wore out the "Y" button.

[Lord Vivic]

You consintrate on the "y"botton so much your feyance asks if you want to get married and you say "y".:p

[Arven]

You have dark-side thoughts about Bastila.

[Fanboy5000]

Originally posted by Arven
You have dark-side thoughts about Bastila.


lol, the best one yet.

[Arven]

You can't stop humming the old Monty Python tune, "Knights of the Round Table" (from Holy Grail). You try to come up with lyrics to match KOTOR ("We're the Knights of the Old Republic..."), but you just can't, because you have no flair for musical numbers.

[Arven]

Originally posted by Fanboy5000
lol, the best one yet.

Which reminds me of another...

I keep Bastila in her original clothing, rather than a Jedi robe -- even though it jeapordizes her safety.

Why do I do this? Simple. She looks hotter that way.

I know, I know... I'm a lonely, lonely man.

:D

[pepitonet]

if you try to force convince your neightboors daughter into playing mom and dad make a baby with you...then you know you have played too much as a dark jedi

[Fanboy5000]

Originally posted by Arven


Which reminds me of another...

I keep Bastila in her original clothing, rather than a Jedi robe -- even though it jeapordizes her safety.

Why do I do this? Simple. She looks hotter that way.

I know, I know... I'm a lonely, lonely man.

:D



heh. play your cards right with Bastila and you won't be lonely for too much longer.....;)

[AlBoogy]

Originally posted by pepitonet
if you try to force convince your neightboors daughter into playing mom and dad make a baby with you...then you know you have played too much as a dark jedi

lol, youre a naughty, naughty man.

When you go to wave your hand to change someones mind, all they do is look at you weird and wave back.

[blewis]

I know I've had too much when...the first thing that comes to mind when waking up (After only a couple hours of sleep of course) is...

pause, assign wife action: go cook breakfast
-switch character-
assign kid 1 action: shut up and watch cartoons
-switch character-
assign kid 2 action: shut up and watch cartoons with your sister
...no... wait
-switch back to wife-
unassign breakfast action
assign action 1: please me
assign action 2: go cook breakfast...

:eek:

[Peepers]

Originally posted by Lord Vivic
You consintrate on the "y"botton so much your feyance asks if you want to get married and you say "y".:p

You are the stupidest person in the world.

[blewis]

You are the stupidest person in the world.

But how do you really feel? Don't hold back now.

[thrAsher]

Originally posted by blewis
I know I've had too much when...the first thing that comes to mind when waking up (After only a couple hours of sleep of course) is...

pause, assign wife action: go cook breakfast
-switch character-
assign kid 1 action: shut up and watch cartoons
-switch character-
assign kid 2 action: shut up and watch cartoons with your sister
...no... wait
-switch back to wife-
unassign breakfast action
assign action 1: please me
assign action 2: go cook breakfast...

:eek:

Your poor wife and children. :rofl:

LMAO @ 'unnasign breakfast action'!

[Lord Vivic]

Originally posted by Peepers


You are the stupidest person in the world.

Well at least I'm not the one saying "stupidest"now am I.:argue1:

[Peepers]

Originally posted by Lord Vivic


Well at least I'm not the one saying "stupidest"now am I.:argue1:

Uhhh...according to the dictionary (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stupidest), "stupidest" is a word.

EDIT: Oh and refer back to your original post where you said "consintrate."

I guess your the most stupid. [sic]

[AlBoogy]

I dont know where this thread went wrong. But peepers, you arent going to make any friends around here calling people stupid. You have to wet your feet before you dive in.

Blewis, I love yours. Classic.

[blewis]

Blewis, I love yours. Classic. :cheers:

Got another one (after playing last night)...

I know I've had too much KOTOR when I start to squint at the screen and wonder if the blur is an effect or my glossy eyes from playing for hours on end.

[Lord Vivic]

Originally posted by Peepers


Uhhh...according to the dictionary (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stupidest), "stupidest" is a word.

EDIT: Oh and refer back to your original post where you said "consintrate."

I guess your the most stupid. [sic]


Man!You got me.:(

[Kortiz]

You know you have been playing KOTOR too much when you find yourself waiting for a room to load before you enter it.

[y2kash_14]

Originally posted by Peepers



EDIT: Oh and refer back to your original post where you said "consintrate."


not to mention his butchering of the word, Fiance, hehe wtf is a feyance?

[AlBoogy]

Originally posted by y2kash_14


not to mention his butchering of the word, Fiance, hehe wtf is a feyance?

Pssh, you dont know? That's Beyonce Knowles little sister.

[StudioAlex]

Originally posted by Peepers




I guess your the most stupid. [sic]

You did mean "you're", right? I mean, YOU'RE so much smarter than other people, you must know the difference between you're and your. Next week we can work on the terrifying their, there, and they're.

[blewis]

When, and more importantly, why, did this thread become a grammar lesson.

[RudedogX]

Originally posted by blewis
When, and more importantly, why, did this thread become a grammar lesson.
I'd say people just got bored:huh:

[AlBoogy]

Id say its a ****ing contest.

[StudioAlex]

It just irritates me when people put other people down like that. I merely wanted to remind the kid there is always someone somewhere that can make you look stupid. I figured he was fair game since he was trying to humiliate someone else.

[AlBoogy]

Anyway, back on-topic:

# whatever- You begin thinking that KOTOR is the best xbox game. Yes, better then Halo... Errrr..wait a minute.....

[Whoopage]

Originally posted by StudioAlex
It just irritates me when people put other people down like that. I merely wanted to remind the kid there is always someone somewhere that can make you look stupid. I figured he was fair game since he was trying to humiliate someone else.

I love that...

You'RE just so hypocritical... Its funny. Really, it is.

[prakeem]

# Everytime you're about to enter a room, you pause and wait for about 10 secons before you enter..............(loading).......:confused:

[NINE BREAKER]

You know you've been play'n too much KoToR when your girlfriend wakes you up for your wallet and you tell her Darth Malak has taken it to the Star Forge....

That was right after I finished the game, I was only asleep for about 3 hours, about ten minutes after she asked, I finally realized what she was asking. I'm never going to live that one sown.

[Slayer02]

LOL!

Hmm...
I got nothin' :( .

[thAshAdyOne]

Originally posted by AlBoogy


Pssh, you dont know? That's Beyonce Knowles little sister.

lol

You know you've been playing too much KOTOR when:

You're in PT and you stop and wave your arm and try to induce Knight Speed

You break broomhandles and run around pretending they're lightsabers

You much rather see Bastila in her underwear than have phone sex with some girl from school
:cheers:

You wonder how many dark side point you'd get for pushing your little cousin out of the speeding Ebon--i mean car......

[Lord Vivic]

You know that you have had to much KATOR when you get in a fight and insteat of punching you try to use the force to through objects.

[ThaWatcher]

#1 You spam the xbox.com MB with KOTOR threads....

[SlightlySycho]

1) You mouth the words of the Alien dialogue sequences (Ach too bah . . .)

2) Try to open a door by sliding it into the cieling.

3) Try to Force Choke someone who's ****ing you off.

4) Get in a fight over whether it's pronounced Twee Lek or Tw-I Lek.

5) Begin to consider at length what you used to be like before you lost your memory.