Are you prepared for halo 2

[TOTTEN]

Prepare Yourself: Getting Ready For Halo 2 THE GAME Let's face it, the worst-prepared for Halo 2 you can be, is to not actually have the game. Or an Xbox. If you want to be super-prepared for Halo 2, you should pop down to the store and pick up an Xbox if you don't have one already. You could even pick up the Xbox Halo bundle. Now there are a couple of things to consider for your preparedness on November 9 th (or Nov. 11th if you're in the UK ) and the first is this: Which version of the game do you want? There will be (in most world markets) two versions available; the Halo 2 Collector's Edition and plain old regular style. The Collector's Edition will include a DVD with outtakes, featurettes and behind the scenes footage of the game. The Collector's Edition comes in a cool metal case, and may contain one or two other surprises. Naturally, it's a few dubloons more expensive than the regular one, but it might be worth it if you're a big fan or collector. Although we'll be making plenty of Collector's Editions, you'd probably sleep easier knowing you had one reserved, so check your local retailer for pre-order info. Haven't pre-ordered yet? Don't worry too much, since there should be a good supply of Collector's Editions but they are being manufactured in limited numbers, so pre-ordering is the safest way to go. And if you miss the Collector's Edition, or simply don't want to pay a penny more than you have to, then you'll be pleased to hear that the game will be identical, no matter which box you buy. GET AN EXCUSE You are going to need an excuse for taking a day off work or school. We do NOT advocate lying, unless you feel like it. And we do NOT advocate staying away from work for something as spurious as playing a video game, but let's face it, it is a well-known fact that over 30% of the population will be killed or injured by a falling grand piano, so it's wise to enjoy life before that, or an errant anvil crushes your dreams (and skull). It would be RIDICULOUS to work your fingers to the bone all your life, only to have Halo 2 cruelly snatched away from you by fate, simply because you were scared to play hooky. So here's a list of good excuses we've all used in the past. 1. Somebody died: It's mean-spirited and tempts fate, but NOBODY will question it. Make sure the person you choose hasn't died once already, or works at the local Starbucks. 2. You have a genital illness: Again, who's going to ask questions? Nobody is going to ask if it hurts, is flaking or leaking. They're going to shudder and wish you well. 3. Sugar in the gas tank: Claim some local punks put sugar in your gas tank because they hate freedom, or because you saved a kitten from their tattoo factory. 4. Parsons sent me to Iraq: Chances are that Parsons WILL send you somewhere crappy to do something awful, so this one has an air of legitimacy. 5. I'm having a meeting with YOUR boss: Say this to your supervisor at work and he or she will immediately become too paranoid to protest, or even question you. 6. Woman's Troubles: Obviously this is gender specific but if you're a lady and your boss or teacher is a dude, he won't even want to know what's up. You don't even have to specify. For all he knows, your "Woman's Troubles" could be like, acne. 7. Seafood: Don't volunteer the ingredient, but call in with diarrhea and when your boss inevitably asks what you ate last night, say "Clam kebabs and pickled shrimp eggs at an Afghani buffet." ROCKET JUMP THE VOTE The election is on November 2 nd , so make sure you vote, even if it's only for Ralph Nader. But get it out of the way. Note to Florida , make sure your votes are counted by at least like, November 7 th . And not to make light of things, but the only thing more important than democracy and freedom, is Shotgun CTF on Lockout. DIVORCE/BREAKUP It's going to happen anyway, you might as well get the paperwork started. And just think, this means you don't have to wear pants anymore. FRIENDS First, stack your Friends List on Xbox Live, that means that on Day One, you'll have tons of instant-rivalries, and you can spam your friends list to bring people into your arranged Halo games. But real-life, flesh and blood friends might be just as useful, since some folks will want to play System Link anyway. Now that Halo 2 supports 16 players on System Link, with voice support and a screen for everyone who wants one, it's likely to be just as popular as in the original Halo. Maybe even more so! You may also want to invite a buddy to play through in Campaign mode in co-op, so make sure you buddy up with someone with skills, and not that kid who wears the helmet and mittens from down the block. GET ON LIVE OK, so you can play Halo 2 on your own. You can play split screen coop with a buddy. You can play split screen deathmatches without Live. You can even play 16 player System Link games. If you have a lot of TVs. And Xboxes. But to get the most out of multiplayer you'll want to subscribe to Xbox Live. It's easy. You can simply pick up an Xbox Live starter kit from your local game retailer. Price and details will vary by country, but right now in the US , it's possible to get a year of subscription to the service, an Xbox Communicator headset and a full version of Mechassault for around $70! Of course, to use Xbox Live, you need a broadband internet connection. That usually means DSL, cable modem, or if you're very lucky a T1 or T3 line. The Xbox Live service works with most service providers and you can find a list of supported ISPs at www.xboxlive.com . It is possible however, that your existing or local ISP's broadband service will work, regardless. Almost all of 'em do. Xbox Live is pretty cool. As a matter of fact, about one million people have discovered just that. Not only does it let you play competitive and cooperative games against and with your friends from all over the world, it also lets you do a ton of cool stuff like voice chat and messaging. These are just a few of the features the service supports and you can click through for more details: Voice/Chat Friends Matchmaking Content Download Roaming Feedback Live Now Gamertag Linking Live Aware Tournaments Voice Messaging Xbox Live Update MSN Messenger, Alerts
http://bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=readyforhalo&p=467313
Sorry for the sloppy layout for the quote it may be easier to read it off of the website.

[Variation-XBA]

Like I've said, Nov 9th will be the worlds biggest sick day.

[TuffEagle88]

yay!!!! glad I already preordered my collectors edition. now I just have to convince my parents to let me skip school and give me a ride to ebgames.

[LiquidX]

yay!!!! glad I already preordered my collectors edition. now I just have to convince my parents to let me skip school and give me a ride to ebgames.

Its nice to have your license :D. Im gonna be at Gamestop first thing right after school. I may not even take it home to play. I'll try to set up a parking lot LAN cause im sure im not the only one who is going to bring a TV, Xbox, and power inverter to play while im first in line.

[TuffEagle88]

liquid, you suck! :( I just got my learner's permit two days ago, I have to wait until Feb. to get my license. :(

I better get there within two days or the *******s are gonna sell it! :eek:

[l Maximus l]

I read this last week...good read, for sure :)

[lax_defense]

It makes me wish I had surround sound! ARGH!!

[LiquidX]

It makes me wish I had surround sound! ARGH!!

Me too, along with HD. I guess I will have to be content with no surround sound and a 60 inch normal TV. :cry:

[lotec16]

Are they going to card you for buying halo 2? Me and my friend are 16, and we went to go get halo for him, and we couldn't because we weren't 17, and i don't wanna show up by myself and not get it.

[LiquidX]

Are they going to card you for buying halo 2? Me and my friend are 16, and we went to go get halo for him, and we couldn't because we weren't 17, and i don't wanna show up by myself and not get it.

It just depends on the store. They didnt card me when I got my preorder at Gamestop. They better not take my money and wait until im first in line and say "sorry your not old enough". If all else fails, go to Wal-Mart. They never card. My friend bought Halo PC and their computer beeped and said "Is the customer underage?". The chick didnt care and still sold it to him.

[TuffEagle88]

this old lady made me get my mom to buy halo for xbox at wal-mart. if all else fails give a guy 5 bucks to say he is your dad, if its at wal-mart though make sure he speaks english. ;)

and don't be complaining about a 60 inch!! the biggest one in my house is a 10 year old 26 incher! I need a new tv bad! I don't have one in my room either. :(

[LiquidX]

this old lady made me get my mom to buy halo for xbox at wal-mart. if all else fails give a guy 5 bucks to say he is your dad, if its at wal-mart though make sure he speaks english. ;)

and don't be complaining about a 60 inch!! the biggest one in my house is a 10 year old 26 incher! I need a new tv bad! I don't have one in my room either. :(

Dude, I was being sarcastic about the TV. Im pretty sure the guys at my Gamestop will be cool about it, but I will be sure to have some extra cash to bribe somone to be my dad.

[lax_defense]

this old lady made me get my mom to buy halo for xbox at wal-mart. if all else fails give a guy 5 bucks to say he is your dad, if its at wal-mart though make sure he speaks english. ;)

and don't be complaining about a 60 inch!! the biggest one in my house is a 10 year old 26 incher! I need a new tv bad! I don't have one in my room either. :(

Yeah, neither do I. 60 incehs. pfft. Nothing to complain about. Your's is twice the size of mine. Bastage.

[LiquidX]

I got one in my room... 20 inch flat screen wired through some liquid cooled stereo speakers. :cool: I got my N64 and a DVD player hooked up to it too.

[iloveRPGs]

i don't wanna sound mean or snotty but i'll be playing halo 2 in my HOME THEATER! that's right! it's gonna be rockin' bo :cool: :cheers: ;)

[TuffEagle88]

Dude, I was being sarcastic about the TV. Im pretty sure the guys at my Gamestop will be cool about it, but I will be sure to have some extra cash to bribe somone to be my dad.


yo dude, I know you were jokin. :cool:

[Darkside]

It just depends on the store. They didnt card me when I got my preorder at Gamestop. They better not take my money and wait until im first in line and say "sorry your not old enough". If all else fails, go to Wal-Mart. They never card. My friend bought Halo PC and their computer beeped and said "Is the customer underage?". The chick didnt care and still sold it to him.

Not true. I was carded when I went to buy Halo PC.

[Variation-XBA]

The ONLY game I card for is manhunt, other than that I don't care unless I feel like being a jerk:)

[LiquidX]

Not true. I was carded when I went to buy Halo PC.

Like I said, it depends on the store or the salesperson. Wal-Mart is notorious for not carding. Most of the time they dont but sometimes you get a jackass cashier and they do.

[themoosearmy]

Like I said, it depends on the store or the salesperson. Wal-Mart is notorious for not carding. Most of the time they dont but sometimes you get a jackass cashier and they do.
You mean some of the time you get a cashier that is doing their job. At my store you can be fired for not carding on an 'M' Rated game.

Try going to the store to buy a pack of smokes or a six-pack of beer, and when the cashier cards you, call him a jackass because he's doing his job :confused:

[Variation-XBA]

You mean some of the time you get a cashier that is doing their job. At my store you can be fired for not carding on an 'M' Rated game.

Try going to the store to buy a pack of smokes or a six-pack of beer, and when the cashier cards you, call him a jackass because he's doing his job :confused:

That's different. ESRB isnt law, its a guideline. Where as beer/smoke is law.

[ShannonX]

all tha carding for games is a bunch of crap anyways, if a kid wants that M rated game, he's gonna get it, parental permission or not. Might as well just save the hassle and get it for him. Personally, i'd be more than happy to go buy any underage person a copy of halo 2 if they go by me a cold 20 oz soda. Just to get that game out into customers hands and have that many more people to play against. :p

[halomaster58]

i was wondering if you could only get 1 copy per costumer, cuz my bro wants me to pick him one too. so i hope i could get more than 1.

[TOTTEN]

i was wondering if you could only get 1 copy per costumer, cuz my bro wants me to pick him one too. so i hope i could get more than 1.
If they let you get one why not let you get two.

[l Maximus l]

I know of a few dudes that are buying atleast a few copies...you guys should see the set-up at their house...

8 Sony Wega 27" TVs all running Component. The entire house is networked without a single trace of wires. While I prefer a larger screen, the pricetag for all that stuff has to be pretty high up there.

[lax_defense]

I know of a few dudes that are buying atleast a few copies...you guys should see the set-up at their house...

8 Sony Wega 27" TVs all running Component. The entire house is networked without a single trace of wires. While I prefer a larger screen, the pricetag for all that stuff has to be pretty high up there.

Uh...Whats the rent? :D

[l Maximus l]

Uh...Whats the rent? :D

lol, dude...it's three dudes that own this house. The funny thing is, one of the dudes is not even into vids at all...he gets motion sickness or something. But, the other two dudes actually work for me...I hired them and I go up there every Monday night to play 4 v 4...

They're getting ready for Halo 2...because you can actually link more than 4 XBoxes together with it. 4 v 4 is cool because it's 2 people per TV which is tons better than split screen split 4 ways :)

[bubbs]

xbox live is all you need to be prepared!!!

[TOTTEN]

xbox live is all you need to be prepared!!!
Well I also believe you need to be used to the stly of halos combat and know how to use grenades wisely.

[SoundX]

As soon as I get enough money for a wireless Xbox Live setup I'll be ready. I have everything else covered, I found out various methods to make myself look convincingly ill but not enough to spend all morning waiting in the doctors, I see it as a gift. And then the following night I can make a convincing recovery so I can get my mates around for some LAN gaming. Someone is bound to have another copy, and also willing to lug another Xbox up the hill to my house. For poor old ill SoundX ;)

[thAshAdyOne]

I'm 17 so im okay but the thing is I have to start early if I'm going to be pretending I'm sick.....damn man I have to get this game and play hooky!!