View Full Version : If they made an RPG based on your life...

09-08-2004, 08:10 PM
If they made an RPG based on your life...what would they call it?
Mine would probably called "Quest for the Golden Pint".

Cryogenic Pyro
09-08-2004, 08:14 PM
They would call it, "The Void".

09-08-2004, 08:26 PM

09-08-2004, 08:26 PM
mine would be called The Sims...mmm, wait...

09-08-2004, 09:05 PM
Blacktop: High Speed to Revenge

09-08-2004, 09:08 PM
my rpg would probably be called "Running Away from Nothing" :watchout:

09-08-2004, 09:29 PM

09-08-2004, 09:30 PM
The Shadow.

09-08-2004, 09:37 PM

09-08-2004, 09:45 PM
"Be the awesomest most coolest guy on the face of this planet!1!" (yes, with the one)

OC Noob
09-08-2004, 11:27 PM
You are all playing it right now...

"Forum Lurker"

09-09-2004, 12:22 AM
they would call it "so much randomness"

09-09-2004, 01:29 AM
Reclaimer: The Road To Justice

It would be a very short game. Essentially you guide a young Reclaimer through the military going on missions each more dangerous than the next, then move on to counter narcotics operations, then to counter terrorism. But then a dehabilitating injury occurs during your career and you must guide your character through the realms of near insanity and find him a new career, all the while keeping his family happy and out of the poorhouse.
Meanwhile your missions are to find ever changing doctor's offices and endure procedures that range from painful to ridiculous. Use your training to fight your way from the mission zones to bill collector offices, insurance agencies to overbearing preschool owners.
Fight drug runners across the ocean at 100MPH shooting machine guns, then go and fight your landlord over an unfair rent increase.
Prevent terrorist attact, then find yourself stranded on the freeway with two flat tires, a dead cell phone and no ability to change your own tire, but you have two flats.
Stake out a notorious drug runner's cove, then go stake out an emergency room as you wait for hours to be seen because you can't move your legs.. or dress yourself.

The game would be interesting for a littlewhile.. then it would just suck and you'd want to kill yourself.

09-09-2004, 01:52 AM
Thats deppresing Reclaimer... Your game won't sell.
My game would be called "Restless"

09-09-2004, 01:59 AM
The Empty Space Chronicles: The Never Ending Painkiller

09-09-2004, 02:24 AM
It'd be called SPARTAN, and most of the game would be mini games of me playing Xbox games... :cool:

09-09-2004, 05:16 PM
Mine would be called "Missdirection" because I don't know if i'm coming or going now a days....LOL. :bang:

09-09-2004, 07:40 PM
Mine would be called "The Daily Grind"

It would be like Office Space, meets Seinfield. Leveling up would include finding time to take a daily s4!t and tricking co-workers into giving you a titty or ass shot while they pick up something.


09-09-2004, 08:09 PM
Mine would be called Overkill. One would have to battle old ladies in the Supermarket, and road ragers on the highways, and neighbors' dogs who sh*t in your yard.

09-09-2004, 09:52 PM
Mine would be called "The Douldrums." It would be my daily life of school, sleep, and some soap oprea like stuff on the weekends. Your quest would be to find out what girls think like. It's a never ending game of failure.

09-10-2004, 10:28 AM
the little ninja who could.

09-10-2004, 10:14 PM
The Deviant: NYC

09-11-2004, 12:21 AM
Final Fantasy XVII ... :watchout:

(ill steal a page from Xenosaga)

Lonnard: Die Wahlen des Lebens (the choices of life)

So many choices for the future I cant decide on... particuarly, joining the Armed Forces. there you go, plot for you. You either do or you don't. You do, goto Iraq and fight. You don't... you um... uh... yeah....