Funny Fable Moments

[studepaber]

Well I must say I've really had a blast with this game since buying it Tuesday. I've logged in around 6 hours and have only completed around 4 main quests. Anyways with all the things to do in this game what is everyone's memorable funny moments??

Yesterday my character did a complete u-turn and I decided to get medieval (sp?) on everyone. Previously I had a house, loving wife, full head of hair and beard everyone loved me, then I decided to kill everyone in Oakvale (out of sheer boredom) then some random people elsewhere and shave my head and beard. Well when I get back to the house my wife is disgusted with me (even after I shower her with gifts) so I proceed to beat her. She divorces me (even after all the great sex) then goes out and calls the guards (I pay the fine, have accumulated quite alot from blackjack) and then I beat her again. Well after a day's worth of beating I go to the pub, get drunk, stumble my way to the guild and drink some more, then join the guild tour , puking on the way, and insult/pelvic thrust/flip off/and laugh evilly at the tourists. :eek:

[CarGuy]

I mentioned it in another thread. BTW..

My guy is famous and loved by all but one night after killing a cave full of Hobbes he decided to treat himself to a night out at the pub. After guzzling at least 5 beers in a row he tried to stumble back home and get to bed. Along the way he met a few female admirers and he couldn't help showing a little love... Unfortunatly he didn't realize his wife doesn't just stay in his house and after listening to his wife b*tch at the other women he vommitted all over the place.. Then for no good reason he punched her in the face.

[CharlieHustle]

this one dude in browerstone told me that he had a daughter and i need to cut my hair in this certain style.. I get that done and he then tell me that i need to trim my beard and then get my mustache cut in a gay style.. So after all of that, he said that he was joking, and then he runs off. I was gonna body him, but im tryin to be good this time around.

[Shadow20002]

Farting is the best way to humiliate your own character but it's funny as hell. When you run into someone house then hear sombody discuss with each other, put a bomb in there...and just leave...eheheh....you will get enough attention.....

[Sheeyt]

Beating my wife in a drunkin rage then puking on her.

[FB-Gollum]

Man, a lot of you guys beat your wives int this game. Perhaps we need a forum for marital issues?

[studepaber]

Man, a lot of you guys beat your wives int this game. Perhaps we need a forum for marital issues?

Well...if they weren't so demanding! All I hear after getting back from a quest is *whine* *whine* *whine* you don't love me anymore.

[rpgreligion]

My wife gives me alot of gifts, but she's cheap. She's given me around 15 carrots. So one day she gave me a carrot as I was slaughtering a guard, and decided to divorce me. So I gave her a carrot for every punch she received that night. :watchout: