rpgreligion
09-17-2004, 01:28 PM
After my entrance into adulthood, I began my journey in the town of Bowerstone. Bowerstone is a curious little town. I was very anxious to flirt up the mayor, but alas; I was too unrenowned to go to the inner portion of the town. Angered by this, I began farting, a blatant attempt to scare the guard away. All that I achieved was a new nickname: Smelly. I purchased two tattoos, and a sherrif mustache I began making a few measly gold pieces.
After completing a few quests I made my way to the town of Oakvale. I walked to the tavern, and after a beer or twenty I stumbled over to the general store. I bought myself a fishing rod and walked over to the docks. As I stumbled, vomit flew from my mouth and the man standing in front of me dropped the box he was carrying. "Disgusting! Ugh." were the words he said to me. I didn't appreciate this, and I would get revenge. I managed to catch a wedding ring once I finally started fishing. I vomited a couple of more times, and the previous night's drunk was finished. I began searching for a wife. Free beer is what I want, I thought to myself. So I flirted up the barmaid with a collection of manly arm pumps and an assortment of hero gestures. After 6 beers, 1 rose, and a wedding ring we were ready to bewed. I purchased a house, and we moved in a happy couple. "Aha! I'm finally going to get a little action," I thought.
After I did manage to get a little action, I came to the conclusion that I would not get free beer. I'll admit, I lost my temper. I killed my wife, the general store owner, and the guy that dropped the box. I fled from the guards and made my way back to Bowerstone. On the way I accidentally gave a random bandit a wedding ring. I murdered him, but he must have swallowed the ring. No sign of anything valuable was to be found. When finally in Bowerstone, I walked in the tarvern to purchase a beer after my long journey. It's all a bit blurry, but I remember a woman pinching her nostrills together and calling me smelly because of my 'scaring the offending guard away' escapade. "Vile woman!" I thought to myself. I lost my temper once more, but to my dismay I had forgotten that no weapons were permitted in Bowerstone. I sucker punched the woman, fled the town, and thus ended my first day in Fable (power went out...bloody Ivan.)
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This game doesn't quite live up the hype it orignally had, but it is very very close. Well worth 50 dollars. :)
After completing a few quests I made my way to the town of Oakvale. I walked to the tavern, and after a beer or twenty I stumbled over to the general store. I bought myself a fishing rod and walked over to the docks. As I stumbled, vomit flew from my mouth and the man standing in front of me dropped the box he was carrying. "Disgusting! Ugh." were the words he said to me. I didn't appreciate this, and I would get revenge. I managed to catch a wedding ring once I finally started fishing. I vomited a couple of more times, and the previous night's drunk was finished. I began searching for a wife. Free beer is what I want, I thought to myself. So I flirted up the barmaid with a collection of manly arm pumps and an assortment of hero gestures. After 6 beers, 1 rose, and a wedding ring we were ready to bewed. I purchased a house, and we moved in a happy couple. "Aha! I'm finally going to get a little action," I thought.
After I did manage to get a little action, I came to the conclusion that I would not get free beer. I'll admit, I lost my temper. I killed my wife, the general store owner, and the guy that dropped the box. I fled from the guards and made my way back to Bowerstone. On the way I accidentally gave a random bandit a wedding ring. I murdered him, but he must have swallowed the ring. No sign of anything valuable was to be found. When finally in Bowerstone, I walked in the tarvern to purchase a beer after my long journey. It's all a bit blurry, but I remember a woman pinching her nostrills together and calling me smelly because of my 'scaring the offending guard away' escapade. "Vile woman!" I thought to myself. I lost my temper once more, but to my dismay I had forgotten that no weapons were permitted in Bowerstone. I sucker punched the woman, fled the town, and thus ended my first day in Fable (power went out...bloody Ivan.)
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This game doesn't quite live up the hype it orignally had, but it is very very close. Well worth 50 dollars. :)