getting laid in Albion

[StudioAlex]

So, this is probably a stupid question, but how the heck does one get his hero some action in this game? I noticed in personality stats it keeps track, but I can't seem to figure it out. Do you HAVE to be married for this to happen? I'm not trying to get married just yet.

My guy is highly attractive (and scarey, for some reason) and has pretty good renown. So far, I get women to say--after flirting, arm pumping, and gift giving--"Let's go to the inn." I tell them to follow me up stairs at the inn, then we just stare at each other. Selecting the bed doesn't have any effect, other than the normal rent fee. What am I doing wrong?

[CarGuy]

All i know is when you're married and after you given enough gifts text pops up that says "Do you want to go to bed with your wife?" I dont know if you can do it if you're single but i doubt it.

[Olaf the Proud]

ya theirs alot of things they said you could do but can't I am now known as the chiken chasing kid who farts alot.( hits) I thought he was screwing me so I shot him in the face and killed him one shot i go to look at the rock and duh hits thats was a waste of a ruby dimend and syphire.

[selowitch]

What am I doing wrong?
Maybe you should consult Dr. Ruth. I imagine you probably should try dinner and a movie first. Then tell her you're shipping out on a Navy ship in the morning and won't have any contact with a woman for the next six months.

[Laxeph]

ya theirs alot of things they said you could do but can't I am now known as the chiken chasing kid who farts alot.( hits) I thought he was screwing me so I shot him in the face and killed him one shot i go to look at the rock and duh hits thats was a waste of a ruby dimend and syphire.

You really need to post with better punctuation. Reading your post is like listening to a 4 year old on speed.

[Professor Kaos]

How do you get married?? I have this chick followin me around with a golden glowing heart....what do i do?

[StudioAlex]

Buy a house and have her follow you there. Preferabley in the same town she's already in.

[TuffEagle88]

You really need to post with better punctuation. Reading your post is like listening to a 4 year old on speed.
Don't be *****ing about people's grammar, I find it hard to believe that you came in here just to correct people. So try talking about Fable ok?

[StudioAlex]

So you're reprimanding him for reprimanding someone else?


I agree, people need to put some type of effort into their posts. Many times, I simply won't respond to people who don't have the respect for their communication skills to type a coherent response.

[TuffEagle88]

thats what it looked like. its a little babbly, but if you don't feel like trying to decipher it then don't, just move on. This isn't english class, its a video game forum. I've seen people talking leet in here and just been sitting wondering WTF they were saying, but why should I give myself an extra post to scold them????

anyways back on topic, I just read in the gamefaqs faq that you have to be married to have sex. If she is following you around with a flashing or gold heart give here a wedding ring, but you have to have a house first. then you will get married and be back in your house.

[John002]

How does one get married? I gave her an engagement ring, I brought her to my house. I took all my clothes off, and I get nothing!!! She just claps and says Yeah !

[selowitch]

As far as I can tell, you have to give her a wedding ring. An engagement ring makes her happy and more predisposed to marriage, but that's it, it appears.

My problem right now is, I took a nap (no sex) and now it's nighttime and I can't find my wife!

[selowitch]

I just read in the gamefaqs faq that you have to be married to have sex.
I think that little rule should only apply to "good" characters! Not very realistic. Also, I heard one of my paramours say "We can make love if you like" — surely you can take her up on the offer, no?

Isn't it interesting that we all find the sexual issues in the game so fascinating? Man, what about of horndogs we are!

[StudioAlex]

Maybe the original intent was to allow more sexual freedom but then they were threatened with an Adult rating so they decided to tone it down.

Don't you love our culture? Head's chopping off? That's fine. Human sacrifices? Check. Monster feeding on the carcass of a traveler? Great. Tame reference to sex with absolutely zero imagery? That's an Adult rating there, mister!

[TuffEagle88]

Maybe the original intent was to allow more sexual freedom but then they were threatened with an Adult rating so they decided to tone it down.

Don't you love our culture? Head's chopping off? That's fine. Human sacrifices? Check. Monster feeding on the carcass of a traveler? Great. Tame reference to sex with absolutely zero imagery? That's an Adult rating there, mister!

I think that its really odd that it got the same rating as Halo. Halo hardly had any blood in it, and fable has tons of it, and all the other stuff you mentioned. They should have added imagery and went ahead and let it get an adult rating. It wouldn't have mattered to me, my mom still would have had to come pick it up with me.

[selowitch]

Maybe the original intent was to allow more sexual freedom but then they were threatened with an Adult rating so they decided to tone it down.

Don't you love our culture? Head's chopping off? That's fine. Human sacrifices? Check. Monster feeding on the carcass of a traveler? Great. Tame reference to sex with absolutely zero imagery? That's an Adult rating there, mister!
LOL. Well said, StudioAlex, very well said. I agree.