How-to Have Sex (in Fable you freaks...)

[LTM360]

It worked for me at least, get married, own a house, go into the house, take off all your clothes, and talk to your wife, just once worked for me. And she got 'aroused' and "Do you want to goto bed with me? 'A' Yes. 'B' No."

[Shadow20002]

Hmm.. got to try this one....

[OC Noob]

It worked for me at least, get married, own a house, go into the house, take off all your clothes, and talk to your wife, just once worked for me. And she got 'aroused' and "Do you want to goto bed with me? 'A' Yes. 'B' No."


Right after getting married (you have to wait for a while after giving ring and it will be a cut scene) I flirted and "pumped arm" and gave her a few gifts and she was ready to go (with my cloths on, probably helps to have cloths off though). After that I flirted to see if she would do it again and she did it again. Then I was leaving the house and she asked to do it again with out the flirting. 3 times in like three minutes, so do it right after you get married and keep up the flirting/gifts. The happier they are the more likely you are to get it (just like RL, lol).

ps I laughed my ass off afterwards. Great one liner (just like RL, lol j/k).

[TuffEagle88]

give her a gift, something small, doesn't matter, flirt and wait until night and she will turn green and then talk and :hump:

[StudioAlex]

What's up with Lady Grey? I spent an hour complimenting her and giving her crap, and she'd never get randy.

[TuffEagle88]

shes just stuck-up. Did you look through the Grey house??? I found a note in there that I'm trying to figure out how to use. I suppose I should just show it to her. But I gave her an emerald and she just said, oh thats nice, then when I went to the dialogue to give her something she said I didn't have anything for her, at the time I was carring like 30 diamonds!!!! Maybe you have to give her one of the dresses you get in town, and I only have half of it and thats why she wouldn't take it??? :huh:

[CharlieHustle]

do i have to get married to get laid??

[selowitch]

I blew it. I got married, then selected the bed without flattering my wife or giving her a gift. Now she has gone off somewhere and I don't know where she went.

[Koopa]

shes just stuck-up. Did you look through the Grey house??? I found a note in there that I'm trying to figure out how to use. I suppose I should just show it to her. But I gave her an emerald and she just said, oh thats nice, then when I went to the dialogue to give her something she said I didn't have anything for her, at the time I was carring like 30 diamonds!!!! Maybe you have to give her one of the dresses you get in town, and I only have half of it and thats why she wouldn't take it??? :huh:
yeah i stumbled onto the grey house, and have the note, but haven't met lady grey yet. i married another chick in oakvale

[StudioAlex]

Ok, Lady Grey gets down only at night when you find her in her room.. As for the "evidence", I have no idea how to use it in the game. Wish I'd found it before I banged her, though.

[TuffEagle88]

alrighty, :hump: me and that right bicht are gonna get it on tonight! :hump:

hey selowitch, she is probably wandering around the town, you didn't expect her to stay in the house all day did you?

[John002]

My wife's a bit*h. I give her gifts, I get naked, I flirt, and she still won't put out.

[John002]

Finally, had to give her a ruby though. Spoiled bit*h. She wasn't even that good.
How do I get a divorce?

[selowitch]

hey selowitch, she is probably wandering around the town, you didn't expect her to stay in the house all day did you?
I guess not. She shouldn't be too hard to find, I suppose, what with that wedding band over her head and all. I like my virtual wife, although I definitely like my real-life wife better! LOL

[CharlieHustle]

where is her room??? you mean the room of the house i bought???

[TOTTEN]

For lady grey you have to wait for her to go to her room(at night time) then give her alot of stuff and flirt for a long time. Try getting a couple wifes each tiem you do it it sounds different.

[CharlieHustle]

Oh yeah, i finally hit it(3 times in one night).. It was aiight, not worth the effort. Also if i would have known about her history before i "jumped the broomstick" i wouldnt have touched her. She reminds me too much of one of my high school ex. AS far as pimpin, Thats what im bout to do, im a playa by blood, so i cant just settle down, havin one is so close to havin none...

[TOTTEN]

Thats what im bout to do, im a playa by blood, so i cant just settle down, havin one is so close to havin none...
lol in the first memory I had I had 3 wives one for everyhouse I owned.

[RockTheCasba]

its impossible my wife wont put out

[CMX Jedi]

i flirted with her with just assasin pants on and she gave me a ebony longbow.

[Huckleberry]

my wife is happy, happy, happy! a little difficult to get in the first place (she apparently didn't want to leave her hair salon), but now...damn...she just can't get enough. a rose, some chocolates and it's the dealio. i keep her happy and she's giving me stuff...and stuff...and stuff. i think the more you give and give it to them, the more they give you.

[jschelm]

i flirted with her with just assasin pants on and she gave me a ebony longbow.
good gift. the best I have gotten was some crappy boots. I think I need a richer wife. Time to start shopping :whistle:

[selowitch]

They ought to introduce impotence, venereal disease, and premature ejaculation into the game. That will worry the players a lot more (and be funnier) than any scar or disfigurement could be. On the other hand, we're playing the game to escape from the realities of life, not have our face rubbed in them....

[jschelm]

On the other hand, we're playing the game to escape from the realities of life, not have our face rubbed in them....
Yea, I thought that too, then the first time I had sex with my wife she said "ah short and sweet, just how I like it"

[CRAYMAN]

shes just stuck-up. Did you look through the Grey house??? I found a note in there that I'm trying to figure out how to use. I suppose I should just show it to her. But I gave her an emerald and she just said, oh thats nice, then when I went to the dialogue to give her something she said I didn't have anything for her, at the time I was carring like 30 diamonds!!!! Maybe you have to give her one of the dresses you get in town, and I only have half of it and thats why she wouldn't take it??? :huh:

Give her a BLACK rose from the store around the corner.

[james 1989]

Does she ever do that with you guys?

[skorp]

Does she ever do that with you guys?


nah, just equipment... But if she did I would have been pissed because it would be returning her gift (diamond) back to me. :eek:

[m4oH]

nah, just equipment... But if she did I would have been pissed because it would be returning her gift (diamond) back to me. :eek:
LMAO, greatest post of this thread! :cool:

[Chance21]

K heres all you need to know about Wife/Wives
-It is easier to get laid when good
-you do not have to be naked to get laid
-always visit your wife every so often
-screw gifts..the biggest gift is sex and thats what she wants
-the more sex you give her the more stuff she gives you and if your smart and you sell the master hammers and swords wou can make a good 100 000 from a few sleeps
Keep this in mid while you are playing

[Pancakeman]

Why do so many people not get it? All you have to do is get naked in your house and flirt with your wife!And it helps if you have attractive tattoos.

[Pancakeman]

dude just flirt while naked

[Pancakeman]

I was just wondering, how do you get into the fist fighters club?

[greyterminatorj]

wots up wiv lady grey does she prefer evil peeps ur sumting cos im good and she just wont let me "spank her monkey"

[marle89]

OK, first, let me just say you guys are sick and need lives. "spank her monkey"? Now. As Chance21 said before, all you have to do to get your wife to sleep with you is flirt, arm pump, and do manly poses, while in your bedroom (it works better for me if I'm right next to the bed). It may take a while, but, oh well. With Lady Grey, you do the same, but you might need to throw in a few gifts to get her more in the mood.
Now, to talk about the "rumors", I guess you can call them, that have been stated in here.
You don't need to be naked, you do need to be married, and it's a proven fact that women like good people better than bad people, therefore making it easier to "spank her monkey". Or his, if you decided to marry a guy.

/M

(And why don't you call it having sex, or making love, or something other than a euthanism for a man pleasing himself?)

[Paladin]

Finally, had to give her a ruby though. Spoiled bit*h. She wasn't even that good.
How do I get a divorce?


You either beat your wife, flirt with others, don't come back for long times, get drunk, wear womens clothing, be evil......

[a lost prophet]

juss keep on pressing and pressing flirt while naked...it may take like 5 minutes and isn't worth it but it worx.

[RPGamer12]

Thanks for this info. Its funny to do this on fable. My dude was wearing a dress for laughs and she said it was arousing lol

[Chance21]

(And why don't you call it having sex, or making love, or something other than a euthanism for a man pleasing himself?)

Yes ma'am

[bubbs]

you get married and give presents and your good to go

[StudioAlex]

And the winner for troll of the day is... r3Lik1!

Congrats.

[StudioAlex]

I said it before: You are a superstar.

[Smiley7853]

did you guys notice that marle posted here only once to tell you off for something that she had to look up for her self in orderto even get here.

damn hypocrite.....(did I spell that right??)

[m4oH]

I have tryed flirting and giving her gifts and everything and she just won't have sex with me. I am good so I can't understand why exactly she won't do it with me. Any suggestions? Should I wear any certain clothes?

[KaileaVernius]

Thanks for the tips.

You know, Lady Grey wasn't that hard. I gave her a couple of gifts and she was good to go (surprising since 5 minutes earlier, she caught me trying to undermine her reign). One of my wives won't do anything, though. (Lilth the Barmaidin Bowerstone.) I give her presents and she says, "Oh, that's nice." Usually, they won't do anything when your "scary meter" goes up too high, but with this one..she just hates me. My attractive meter is off the charts with tattoos, so I don't think that's it, plus the third wife gives and gives and gives...
What am I doing wrong?

[JakePleban215]

I don't know but lady grey has some junk in the trunk ;-)

[Madhattr]

My wife's a bit*h. I give her gifts, I get naked, I flirt, and she still won't put out.

:rofl: this thread is too funny.

[Joleah]

Hey, I'm new to Fable and I'm not really sure what I'm doing. I got someone to fall in love with me, I gave them a ring, now what? Do I have to buy a house to get them to do anything physical? Like even kissing? How do I advance the relationship? Do I have to increase my character's personality traits, aquire more ways to flirt? Please help, I'd really appreciate some advice:)

[Ford Mustang]

Yeah, I think you have to have your own house. I mean, you can't just get down and dirty in the middle of the street.

[BrocKD]

I've bought her everything i can find, diamonds, ruby's, black rose, red rose, perfume, wedding ring, etc. but i can't give it to her, its not giving me the option. Please help me figure it out, my guy hasn't had sex yet!!!

[Black knight]

Yeah, for some reason lady grey wont have sex with me, i mean, she goes greenish glow or whatever, like all my other wives, but then i dont know what to do? The bed doesn't work, cause it just says that nothing interesting is found, and whenever i talk to her, she just says wierd stuff.

[Black knight]

if your trying to get lady grey, the black rose will do, to finish the chain, but if your trying a normal wife, then all you have to do is bring her home, give her beer, flirt with her, and then she goes green, then go to sleep on the bed and then talk to her, shell say lets go to bed and an option pops up saying if you want to go to bed with your wife, hit A, and then goes the cut scene, simple.

[Ito]

I blew it. I got married, then selected the bed without flattering my wife or giving her a gift. Now she has gone off somewhere and I don't know where she went.

LMAO.

[NiNeBReaKeR]

here is the best way to get here to do the :hump:
-being good
-u DONT haave to be naked
-make sure its NITETIME
-the higher your attrctiveness and lower scarieness the better
-dont wast gifts on her when u can just flirt
-try standing cloose to the bed
-make sure shes folwing you
-o yeah and make sure its NITETIME!

[Pilot]

I did it with her after spending two days(fable days) none stop flirting and a few gifts....;)

And I married a village girl and was called a "norty boy"!:hardcore:

[Guide]

OK, I married a guy (by accident- always look carefully at who in the crowd is glowing before you had out rings)... and not only is he ugly and ginger, but he gets really upset and won't put out if I wander about Bowerstone in drag.

But, the evil, two-faced moron that he is, also won't put out if I *don't* wear drag inside the house!!

What's up with that???? :bang:

[Not Yellow]

OK, I married a guy (by - always look carefully at who in the crowd is glowing before you had out rings)... and not only is he ugly and ginger, but he gets really upset and won't put out if I wander about Bowerstone in drag.

But, the evil, two-faced moron that he is, also won't put out if I *don't* wear drag inside the house!!

What's up with that???? :bang:

You married a guy.:rofl:

Your best bet..is to kill/divorce your husband(:p ), and get a new spouce.

[Pilot]

I went round the land of Albanion(sp?) and beat up all the gaymos with hearts on their heads, they're foul....saying"A wedding ring would be nice" in a really creepy voice! Or "we would make a good team"...:trippin:

[Guide]

You married a guy.:rofl:

Your best bet..is to kill/divorce your husband(:p ), and get a new spouce.

Ok, took your advice here- I figure a divorce shouldn't be too hard to get....

So I go home, corner the b*stard, and punch him... and the S.O.B smacked me right back!! I didn't think they could that??? :cuss: Then, to top it off, he gave me freaking long bow! what, so I can shoot him to death without ever going in the house??? :watchout:

Pilot: Nice to ee you're so happily open minded.... but yes, they are pretty creepy...

[Pilot]

Pilot: Nice to ee you're so happily open minded.... but yes, they are pretty creepy...

They walk around with their hands clasped together, and a sickly smile on their faces......now they run screaming when they see me!:whistle:

[vman]

in the game, i think i've had sex like 40 times. sometimes with my wives. like 8 times with lady grey. and the rest were all tricks by my whores at the whore house that i own. its doesnt pay off rent wise but we all know its just for the good prices of beer and free sex whenever you want with the hottest girls in albion. my favorite is the most expensive chick. second fav is the girl in the pink dress.

[Guide]

in the game, i think i've had sex like 40 times. sometimes with my wives. like 8 times with lady grey. and the rest were all tricks by my whores at the whore house that i own. its doesnt pay off rent wise but we all know its just for the good prices of beer and free sex whenever you want with the hottest girls in albion. my favorite is the most expensive chick. second fav is the girl in the pink dress.

I take it that is in Lost Chapters..... I wish I had that version of the game...

[vman]

I take it that is in Lost Chapters..... I wish I had that version of the game...
yes, you are correct. why dont you have the version yet? I got mine at gamestop for 16 bucks.. NEW! thats a steal IMO. a $50 for 16 bucks is a great deal. TLC is such a good game. I'll admit that its not to the calibur of Elder Scrolls but still a good game.

[m4oH]

in the game, i think i've had sex like 40 times. sometimes with my wives. like 8 times with lady grey. and the rest were all tricks by my whores at the whore house that i own. its doesnt pay off rent wise but we all know its just for the good prices of beer and free sex whenever you want with the hottest girls in albion. my favorite is the most expensive chick. second fav is the girl in the pink dress.
vman i've said it before and i'll say it again you are a P.I.M.P.:hardcore:

[Guide]

yes, you are correct. why dont you have the version yet? I got mine at gamestop for 16 bucks.. NEW! thats a steal IMO. a $50 for 16 bucks is a great deal. TLC is such a good game. I'll admit that its not to the calibur of Elder Scrolls but still a good game.

Unfortunatly I have five kids. I love them to death but they eat money like nothing on this earth.... It makes buying even $10 games damn near impossible....

:bang:

[vman]

vman i've said it before and i'll say it again you are a P.I.M.P.:hardcore:
actually, not as much as you'd think. i just checked my stats and it says that ive done it only 37 times...:(

[Guide]

actually, not as much as you'd think. i just checked my stats and it says that ive done it only 37 times...:(


Guess you'd better rack up the missing three or four then.... ;)

[Ford Mustang]

I went round the land of Albanion(sp?) and beat up all the gaymos with hearts on their heads, they're foul....saying"A wedding ring would be nice" in a really creepy voice! Or "we would make a good team"...:trippin:


I don't know exactly why, but this post is hilarious.:rofl:

[vman]

I'm so sexy in the game, Lady Grey cant wait for me to come home at night :hump:

[squinter]

This thread is very funny LOL I just couldn't resist the urge to join this forum :rofl: Although I'm not playing on XBox, mine is TLC PC version.

[P0ulTr1]

DUDE wheres the whore house? i heard its around oakvale, but i cant find it! p.s. i have lost chapters:huh:

[vman]

DUDE wheres the whore house? i heard its around oakvale, but i cant find it! p.s. i have lost chapters:huh:
its close to the Skorm Chapel. look around the darkwood swamp and darkwood lake.

[ll Mista GT ll]

This thread has to die :rofl:

(P.S. Vman, do you still play Halo 2? What is your GT?)

[Hermes_12]

:bang: you guys are really starting to annoy me. gandi christ... just wait till night, buy rubies and black roses, assign all your "sexy" expressions and items and then do you thang for about 7 minuits. also, wear a bright will suit, you can get the hat from one of two places, the school by donating, and from the demon door in rose cottage by giving it a rose, the demon door has the whole suit too. then bang chica bowwow with lady grey, it will be easier to spank that monkey after you do it before. and also, for god sakes, in order to find the evidence and reveal it, what you have to do is do the investigate the mayor quest and then after that, give the evidence to the constable in the front of bowerstone north, "constable meaning the head guard".

thats probably the way to go unless your evil and want to marry her for the money and gifts, shes pretty lousy anywho, and i think i am going to divorce her soon, by rampant beating, not that i have anything against women, just her. ah, actually forget it, ill just bring a girl from the darkwood bordello and do it on her treasure chest of all the gifts i gave her. hehe. ok, now this thread should die....:hump: :hump: :hump:
male orgy.

[Tony_Macaroni]

this thread is filled with new comers....see how sex sells!

[Nameless]

The thread had been dead for about 3 months...you must have looked it up, bumoped it, and complained about its lifespan...

What was the point?

[Tony_Macaroni]

The thread had been dead for about 3 months...you must have looked it up, bumoped it, and complained about its lifespan...

What was the point?
ok good ur not talking to me haha

[laughs]

Ok, now how do you have it in real life? Giggitty Giggitty!! :hump: :hump:

[fable_dude]

ok

here is something that u could use

In the lost chapters, in darkwood, there is a strip joint called the darkwood bordello(i think thats how u spell it). anyway go there and you can have sex with women for 50 to 2000 gold.

:cool:

Fable_dude

[Sabre]

You guys do know that you should be at least moderately attractive if you want your wife to lay you. If you're attractive enough, it really doesn't take much in the way of gifts to get em randy. Just keep flirting and take your clothes off near your bed and the banging will commence. This goes for Lady Grey too, but it must be at night when she's in her room.