Old Cortana Halo 1, New Cortana Halo 2, Cortana = Teh h0T

[Sheeyt]

Halo 1 Cortana
http://www.vv.carleton.ca/~bellis/Cortana.jpg
Halo 2 Cortana
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/FViper-Cortana.jpg

[AlphaCigara]

I wouldn't say "Teh h0T"...but that is quite an improvement. Kudos bungie :)

[BananaMan]

alpha you know she's hot, you love computer girls

[No Fear 23]

lmao..you called a virtual computer girl hot. :rofl:

[LiquidX]

Am I the only one who thinks the old Cortana looks better? Oh well, shes more experienced :D.

[natedog8]

lol yeah cmon guys, not only is she not a real person, shes isnt even suppose to be a real person in the game!

what im tryin to say is... the DOA girls are hotter :rofl: :p

[ghost 009]

Am I the only one who thinks the old Cortana looks better? Oh well, shes more experienced :D.
I think the old one is better.

[Reclaimer]

Strangely enough this was a question I had voiced before and I thought I was the only one that was at least vaguely curious to see what Cortanna looks like now.

For an "AI Contstruct" shes got a bit of hotness about her.

[SoundX]

Woah she's hot!

Bravo Bungie! :cheers:

[l Maximus l]

I'd hit it.

[natedog8]

I'd hit it.
haha max

HOW?!?

[Whisper]

teh sexy! i want her!

[Floodman]

I'm not sure...she looks like someone would sing pop songs...

[l Maximus l]

haha max

HOW?!?

Hmmm...never thought about that :confused:

[ghost 009]

I'm not sure...she looks like someone would sing pop songs...
ya exactly, she used to look smart, now shes a pop singer. I also heard some people saying she looks like Morgan Webb. I think I know who that is.

[Cryogenic Pyro]

ya exactly, she used to look smart, now shes a pop singer. I also heard some people saying she looks like Morgan Webb. I think I know who that is.
You tell those people who think she looks like Morgan Webb, that they need to see an optometrist. She looks nothing at all like Morgan Webb.

[Huckleberry]

Hmmm...never thought about that :confused:

insert any number of witty computer based sexual innuendo here...must use at least two of the following words:

ram
hard drive
megahurts
mouse (for smaller users)
agp slot
cable
firewire

[natedog8]

http://www.decloah.com/weblog/images/entrypics/morgan/oneshoulderblu.jpg
Morgan Webb

no idea who she is, so I google'd her

[CMX Jedi]

i hope she has a new voice

[l Maximus l]

insert any number of witty computer based sexual innuendo here...must use at least two of the following words:

ram
hard drive
megahurts
mouse (for smaller users)
agp slot
cable
firewire

bwahaha! That's it!!!! I'm going to firewire Cortona right in her megahertz!

[Plewis]

she looks like courtney cox.

[thAshAdyOne]

bwahaha! That's it!!!! I'm going to firewire Cortona right in her megahertz!


Wow....these are my friends!! :rolleyes:

Aren't u in SLC? You shouldn't be speaking like that

[lax_defense]

Look at them tataz!

[Variation-XBA]

I like the old Cortana CEPT her eyes.... hate em

[Reclaimer]

It just occured to me..

I guess in space, nobody can find a decent hair stylist. That straight block anime style is not really the best.

But, what do I know? This isn't Queer eye for the AI girl.

[ghost 009]

i like the old cortana better. This new one looks annerexic and stupid. Looks nothing like cortana. I like the old asian looking cortana better. She looked smarter and better. Its like replacing an old actress with an new actress for the same character and I hate that.

[DeathKnightMaF]

I'd put my dongle in her com port any day ;)

[JediMasterChief]

I'll skip the nasty symbolic computer expressions.

Personally, I also prefer the older Cortana (i.e. the Cortana from the first Halo). She really looked more experienced and more...well...intelligent. Now she looks like Master Chief's mistress.

[Dirtbike]

im not sure why, but the old looks better

[Onimae]

Morgan Webb is the chick from G4TechTV's XPLAY. I think we only get that station on the East Coast of the US. She reviews video games with an ugly nerd *******. Not that any one cared, but I thought I might mention it.

[StudioAlex]

I don't understand how the old cortana looked smart and this one looks dumb. You guys take this way too seriously.

And yeah, I'd upload all over her face.

[Falls]

morgan webb was a host on the screen savers on tech tv, now she is on x play on the same network. (now g4 tech tv)

[GuiltySpark]

Ooh, shake that binary, shake it, shake it....

I'll stick my ram in your slot anyday...

Yeah, that's all I got :(

:watchout:

[skorp]

Nice... Oh yeah!

My stick of RAM in her slot and give a Harddrive until it Megahertz... :D lol



Thats a grown up version isnt it?!.... An older Cortana this time...

[themoosearmy]

i hope she has a new voice
She doesn't.

I think she looks pretty much the same.

[MajorTom]

I'd put my 3 1/2" floppy in her drive any day.

Just for the record, it's actually bigger than 3 1/2".

[MajorTom]

I'd scan her hard disk drive for viruses.

[MajorTom]

I'd stick my cat. 5 cable in her network interface card.

[MajorTom]

Sorry for the multiple posts, I just kept coming up with more of them and I was too lazy to edit.

[arman]

:cool: :cool: :cool: we are talking about not hot girls and this is my 3 d card

[arman]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: sorry cant put it there i dont know

[StudioAlex]

I'd put my 3 1/2" floppy in her drive any day.

Just for the record, it's actually bigger than 3 1/2".


I'd be more concerned about the floppy part...