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gtaplayer
02-02-2002, 03:22 PM
what are some of the dumbest xbox related questions u have been asked???

some quesitons i have been asked was...

Does it hurt your back when you carry it around?

which company is bigger sony or microsoft? with link please

and the stupidest one i have heard was...do you have to recharge the xbox??

all these questions are obviously stupid...name some u have received

XboxHybrid
02-02-2002, 03:28 PM
Is it true that the Xbox is 20 pounds?

How come there's no handle on it?

Is it true that the Xbox is targeted toward little kids?

I think the Xbox has worse graphics than the N64

monkeyman
02-02-2002, 04:02 PM
(kid)xbox stinks
(kid #2)*comes up to me* does it really smell bad?

same thing with the n64

arnt xbox and gamecube the same thing?

(my mom) all these system that are out are exactly like your super nintendo

Supperdog
02-03-2002, 10:14 AM
whats that thing called again? the z-box?

how does it work without a screen?

where are all the buttons?

thats pretty big for a gameboy.

why are there so many buttons?

monkeyman
02-03-2002, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Supperdog
whats that thing called again? the z-box?

how does it work without a screen?

where are all the buttons?

thats pretty big for a gameboy.

why are there so many buttons?

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Supperdog
02-03-2002, 11:59 AM
i thought it was purple!

where are the wheels?!

come on, i cant fit in that!

whats microsoft?

what if i dont have a tv?

skoot182
02-03-2002, 02:20 PM
is it true that there is a timer on the xbox countiong down from an hour so it warns you whan to stop so it doesnt overheat and blow up??


LOL

Supperdog
02-03-2002, 04:00 PM
lol i bet thats what my parents would have wanted...hehe only an hour :)

Frostberg
02-03-2002, 04:15 PM
The buttons are too far apart for my tiny leprachaun hands...

heartsxcarved
02-03-2002, 04:28 PM
-Dont get the xbox.. It melts the discs after 15 minutes of playing?!?!

-Doesnt the xbox have 50-something buttons?

-Dont your hands get cramps after you hold the controller?

Now this was just the stupidest thing ever....
-At the store playing xbox
Little boy: Do you have an xbox
Me: Ya, why?
Little boy: HeHe *giggle giggle*
Me: Wtf is so funny?
Little boy: You should of gotten playstation2, you cant even download games on the Xbox!

gtaplayer
03-03-2002, 12:41 PM
this is a recent one i just heard the other day buy some genious...

Does Windows XP come with it or do you have to buy it seprate??...lolol

I want to put an athlon on it that i just bought for my comp....can i put it on the xbox instead to make it run faster??

Sangha
03-03-2002, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by gtaplayer


Does Windows XP come with it or do you have to buy it seprate??...lolol

LOL, I heard the same thing the other day. Some old guy was asking the people at Wal-Mart if the XBox came with XP and if he can upgrade it to Pentium4.

gtaplayer
03-03-2002, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Sangha


LOL, I heard the same thing the other day. Some old guy was asking the people at Wal-Mart if the XBox came with XP and if he can upgrade it to Pentium4.


yea people can be smart

Frink
03-03-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by XboxHybrid

I think the Xbox has worse graphics than the N64

A kid actually said those exact words to me. Right after the Xbox came out I went to a local electronics store. I was playing Halo on one of the in store kiosks and a 10 year old kid came up to me and said, "I think the Xbox has worse graphics then the N64." I just ignored him not trying to make a big deal of it. Then he went on, "I had an N64. Then my step dad pawned it. Now all I have is a Super Nintendo." I was just ignoring the kid until he started talking to me again. I had been playing for like 10 minutes when the same kid came up to me and said, "I want to play." I said, "You can when I leave." Then he said, "Come on. I want to play. You have been playing too long. Come on. I want to play. It's my turn." God that kid went on like that for 5 minutes and I finally just left. I hate it when that happens.

dougi3000
03-03-2002, 01:35 PM
Do you have to "shut it down"?

LOL

Plewis
03-03-2002, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by dougi3000
Do you have to "shut it down"?

LOL

My friend turned off my xbox when we stopped playing, and he never played it before, and i yelled at him, and made him think you had to shut it down like a computer... his eyes got so big and he was like...:confused: :eek: ... it was soooo funny!:D

monkeyman
03-03-2002, 02:28 PM
does it melt?

my friends said that to me and then they said that gc is better and that xbox is the worst of the systems and i didnt get to tell em it was better but i will someday:D

fear_this
03-03-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by gtaplayer
what are some of the dumbest xbox related questions u have been asked???

some quesitons i have been asked was...

Does it hurt your back when you carry it around?

which company is bigger sony or microsoft? with link please

and the stupidest one i have heard was...do you have to recharge the xbox??

all these questions are obviously stupid...name some u have received

The questions are as stupid as this thread.

gtaplayer
03-03-2002, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by fear_this


The questions are as stupid as this thread.


uhh your one to talk fear_this...i dont think anyone respects you in this forums because of all the stupid threads u create, so dont talk 2 me about stupid threads...hey dont take ur anger out on my thread just cuz ur father left ur family...or is that just soemthing else u made up to get attention?

monkeyman
03-03-2002, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by gtaplayer

hey dont take ur anger out on my thread just cuz ur father left ur family

wtf that aint right even if he did make that up

just for the remark i think you should be banned that isnt right

rr9597
03-03-2002, 04:14 PM
yeah that was pretty cold GTA, but fear_this should just be quiete because he says that to every one ,keep ur opinion of the in your own head

gtaplayer
03-03-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by monkeyman

wtf that aint right even if he did make that up

just for the remark i think you should be banned that isnt right

i think u should mind ur business

Snoopy7548
03-03-2002, 05:42 PM
alright, lets get back on topic, i have some dumb things:

i heard you can play pc games and install programs on it.

do you have to defrag the harddrive?

the xbox is too heavy, especially with a disc inside (this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, some chinese kid with a mullet in my school told me that)

microsoft makes stupid games.

the tires on the jeep in halo look like theyre painted on (some kid really did say this, again it was the chinese kid with the mullet, god hes so retarted)

gtaplayer
03-03-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Motoko S9

P.S.- gtaplayer: I ought to smack you for saying that. (you know what)

please dude he just said that to get attention

fear_this
03-03-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by gtaplayer



uhh your one to talk fear_this...i dont think anyone respects you in this forums because of all the stupid threads u create, so dont talk 2 me about stupid threads...hey dont take ur anger out on my thread just cuz ur father left ur family...or is that just soemthing else u made up to get attention?

I think you better shut your mouth. And why would I make something up like that. You need to be punched the mouth is what you need.

Storm
03-03-2002, 08:54 PM
"What the heck is an XBOX?"

"Is it really worth $300?"

:rolleyes:

Plewis
03-03-2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Snoopy7548
alright, lets get back on topic, i have some dumb things:

i heard you can play pc games and install programs on it.

do you have to defrag the harddrive?

the xbox is too heavy, especially with a disc inside (this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, some chinese kid with a mullet in my school told me that)

microsoft makes stupid games.

the tires on the jeep in halo look like theyre painted on (some kid really did say this, again it was the chinese kid with the mullet, god hes so retarted)

hey mullets are cool... is it like the guy on revenge of the nerds 3... it was on comedy central this morning, and there was an asian guy wit a mullet

No Fear 23
03-03-2002, 10:33 PM
can u connect xbox to ps2?
- my answer was, shut the F*** up u retard
Whos bill gates?
- my answer was, ur mom
o god, what the hell is that thing?
- my asnwer, go see a f**** eye doctor


god ppl can be retarded sometimes:eek:

fear_this
03-03-2002, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by irule23
can u connect xbox to ps2?
- my answer was, shut the F*** up u retard
Whos bill gates?
- my answer was, ur mom
o god, what the hell is that thing?
- my asnwer, go see a f**** eye doctor


god ppl can be retarded sometimes:eek:

Yeah, I agree. And your replies were kinda retarted too.

Highlite23
03-03-2002, 11:02 PM
Is that really a cup holder in the middle??



NO...relly, is it???



LOL:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No Fear 23
03-04-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by fear_this


Yeah, I agree. And your replies were kinda retarted too.

i dont blame ya

l Maximus l
03-04-2002, 04:58 PM
I heard this one the other day...no joke:

Idiot: "Did you know that the Playstation 2 is now better than the XBox?"

Me: "Really? Wow...how can that be?"

Idiot: "Because you can buy an add-on hard-drive for it!!"

Me: "Are you aware that the XBox already has one?"

Idiot: "No, but that's why we have memory cards."

Me: (I didn't say this, but felt like it) : "Does it hurt when you think?"


:rolleyes:

Phiresun
03-04-2002, 05:11 PM
Yeah how much does that X-Cube cost?
X station x cube whats the difference?

I hear this to much here in Chicago,I can't even address them after hearing how they hacked up the name. I find it too funny...

Snoopy7548
03-04-2002, 05:12 PM
haha, does it hurt when u think? thats awesome. some kid said this: the xbox has two cd drives! one for games and another for dvd's! haha. oh, and gtaplayer, youre such a little scumbag for saying all that sh*t to fearthis. if i saw you right now, i would beat you senseless, i hope your father leaves you and you have to live in a box or something:confused:

gtaplayer
03-04-2002, 09:34 PM
ouchhh dude that really got me :(

Xbox Masta
03-04-2002, 10:02 PM
:D HAHA THESE ARE PRETTY FUNNY! WHAT BOUT USES FOR GAMECUBE?
-LUNCHBOX
-TOY BOX
-TOILET
-PUT UNDER TABLE TO MAKE TABLE STRAIGHTER
-HIGH CHAIR
-GOLF BALL
WOW ILL STOP THERE!

USES FOR PS2
-desk
-HARD PILLOW
-DOOR STOMPER
ALRIGHT I AM DONE!

*I LIKE ALL THESE MACHINES BUT I HAVE HEARD SOME OF THESE OR HAVE MADE THEM UP, I HATE PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT LIKE: SHUTING IT DOWN HAHA! OR PUTTING WINDOWS XP ON THERE!! HAAHA THOSE ARE FUNNY!

I HAVE HEARD THINGS ABOUT XBOX THAT MAKES ME MAD!

-PS2 IS BETTER (well I bet you haven't even played XBOX!)

-I HEARD XBOX CONTROLLERS ARE THE EASYEST TO BREAK (haha To bad there the sturdiest)

-THATS DUMB THAT YOU NEED A REMOTE FOR THE DVD PLAYER (well ps2 people would you like to use your controller when you watch movies than go ahead)

WELL THOSE ARE SOME I HAVE HEARD, PEOPLE DONT GET OUT MUCH OR JUST MAKE THINGS UP, IT KINDA TICKS YOU OFF DOn'T IT?

Xbox Masta
03-04-2002, 10:05 PM
I MEANT OTHERS THAT HAVE HEARD THINGS ARE FUNNY! (INSTEAD OF THESE I MEANT THOSE) OH WELL I GUESS!

TRUE_GAMER
03-05-2002, 02:47 AM
Where do I plug in the Mouse?

So atleast us PS2 fans don't have to buy a dvd playback kit.( Can you imagine a ps2 fanboy on a date with a hot chick. And he puts a dvd in and goes for the controller. LOL.LOL...How lame.)

Which button turns on the Xbox?

How about the people who call it the ex-box.