My plea to Bungie.

[Salmonaitor]

Dear Bungie,

I am not the greatest Halo/Halo2 player in the world, not do I profess to be the biggest fan (i.e. there's more hardcore fans out there than me), but one thing I could always hang my hat on, was that I was "The Salmonaitor", and that pretty much made up for everything else; but now, it just doesn't make sense. I mean I feel like I've been stripped of my identity. The decision to exclude Salmon armour from Halo2 shocked and upset me beyond what you may know. Now I just run around in Orange armour looking like a fool. Pink won't cut it, because we all know that Salmon is not Pink...Pink is a girls colour, and Salmon is a manly colour (yes, I'm Canadian, and that's the proper spelling), I mean you don't see burly men in the outdoors catching Pink fish, do you? I've done nothing but promote you since the day I played my first game of Halo, I've even influanced many friends to buy an Xbox and play Halo; and this is the thanks I get.
Well, I'm not going to stop playing Halo2, but I'm emploring you...please give me back my identity, please bring back my Salmon coloured armour.

Your Loyal Fan,

Salmy (a.k.a. Salmonaitor)

[Sheeyt]

Umm wrong forum maybe?

[Salmonaitor]

I posted that in their "Zanzibar" forum. If you happen to be over there, give it a bump, and give an old man a hand. :D

[Spaztic]

why don't you just become tealinator or sompin

[Salmonaitor]

Umm wrong forum maybe?
Ummmm, not for you to decide maybe.

[Sheeyt]

I hate their forums.

Well being a staff member, I figured you should set a good example by posting in the correct forums, and creating less work for the mod staff. :rolleyes:

[CMX Jedi]

i didnt notice it was missing.

[Salmonaitor]

I hate their forums.

Well being a staff member, I figured you should set a good example by posting in the correct forums, and creating less work for the mod staff. :rolleyes:
Well, IMO, it's not exactly a Halo 2 thread. It's a little light hearted fun, that's all. If the mods wanna put it somewhere else, that's up to them, but let's let them deal with it, ok. :p

[CarGuy]

Salmon=Pink

[Salmonaitor]

Salmon=Pink
CarGuy=Asshat :hump:

[Sheeyt]

CarGuy=Asshat :hump:
:rolleyes: :bang: :rolleyes:

[Salmonaitor]

:rolleyes: :bang: :rolleyes:
Ok...clearly I was joking. Why are you always stirring up trouble, go hijack someone elses thread.

[Whisper]

i want a ty die MC.. id also like him to wear a huge skirt

[Salmonaitor]

Well, IMO, it's not exactly a Halo 2 thread. It's a little light hearted fun, that's all. If the mods wanna put it somewhere else, that's up to them, but let's let them deal with it, ok.
Ok, so apparantly it is a Halo 2 related thread. *opens oven, bastes crow* You know, my crow always comes out dry...anyone got any good recipes?

[Sheeyt]

Ok, so apparantly it is a Halo 2 related thread. *opens oven, bastes crow* You know, my crow always comes out dry...anyone got any good recipes?

PwNd!

[Casper]

I hate their forums.

Well being a staff member, I figured you should set a good example by posting in the correct forums, and creating less work for the mod staff. :rolleyes:
Get over the fact that you're not on staff anymore, and while you're at it, get over yourself.

[Sheeyt]

Casper man, such hostilities just trying to help out. :rofl:

[Plewis]

Uh-oh... TRIR just threw beer on Casper... No... Casper... get out of the stands... stop punching random people.... uh-oh, Casper just cold-clocked a kid in the face.

[Sheeyt]

Uh-oh... TRIR just threw beer on Casper... No... Casper... get out of the stands... stop punching random people.... uh-oh, Casper just cold-clocked a kid in the face.
:rofl: :hail:

Casper has lost it! He's punching random forum members!!

[ColdArmoR]

wtf?

This is ****in' stupid man. Your writing them because of a color of armor? seriously.

[Peepers]

wtf?

This is ****in' stupid man. Your writing them because of a color of armor? seriously.


It's a little bit of joke too. (I think it's rediculous how often forum members can't figure that out.)

[Salmonaitor]

wtf?

This is ****in' stupid man. Your writing them because of a color of armor? seriously.
Yeah, well, I'll bet your favourit colour armour was included. I based my whole identity on my armour colour. You just don't understand man, you couldn't understand. :cry:

[ColdArmoR]

Actually my favorite color armor would be black. I'm not complaining. and yes, I figured out it was a joke, but t post it so seriously is just stupid. and didn't you sya that you actually posted it on the Bungie Forums?

[natedog8]

yeah man... no black whats the dilly?
no suede either.... :(

[E Nomini Patri]

Hehe, I'll try to find out why they didn't include Salmon or Black as color choices if you want me to. :p

[MixMasta]

I think they should just let us create our own colors. I mean, all the customization with logos and such, why can't they just let us have a color wheel with RGB inputs so we can have any color we want?

I want to be the XBA tan color!!!

[shrew king]

Not ALL salmons are..... salmon.

http://www.wwf.org.uk/picturelibrary/jpeg200/sa/salmon.jpg

[lax_defense]

Not ALL salmons are..... salmon.

http://www.wwf.org.uk/picturelibrary/jpeg200/sa/salmon.jpg

Salmon is the color of the meat.

[E Nomini Patri]

Salmon is the color of the meat.

By your logic, he should change his name to "Salmon Meatinator" to match the color. :p

[Salmonaitor]

By your logic, he should change his name to "Salmon Meatinator" to match the color. :p
ROFLMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

Nice one zero.

What's the matter cold armour...born without a funny bone? Get a clue dude, and lighten up. Yes I posted that in their forums, BFD, it's fraking hilarious, and better than 95% of the posts in there.

Lighten up buddy, loosen your collar, and have a little fun. :rolleyes:

oh, and thanks for the support guys
Salmon Meatinator (http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=1198238) :whistle:

[E Nomini Patri]

ROFLMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

Nice one zero.

Hehe, it would also be the coolest thing you could ever do, in my eyes. :p

[m4oH]

i want a ty die MC.. id also like him to wear a huge skirt
LMAO.... Now wouldnt that be sweet. Bungie should come out with some content DL that has some crazy outfit options. And make it as indepth as like Tony Hawk's Create a Skater

[E Nomini Patri]

That would be tight, then I could choose the weight, figure dimensions, and cleavage of my Spartan warrior.

[Douchesforfun]

go salminator, salmon was the color.... bring back black too, steel isnt as good.

[themoosearmy]

go salminator, salmon was the color.... bring back black too, steel isnt as good.
I think the main reason there is no black and "steel" instead is because the black because black would be too hard to see. My color (gold) was in there, so I don't know the pain of not having my armor color in the game.

[lax_defense]

By your logic, he should change his name to "Salmon Meatinator" to match the color. :p

pssh fine.

Actually, I'd laugh so hard if I saw that.

[blonks]

wtf?

This is ****in' stupid man. Your writing them because of a color of armor? seriously.


ironic you said that, being your name has Armor in it... :p