Talkin Da Trash

[BunnyRabbit]

Omg I have so much fun talkin trash for ranked games cause people get so pissed.. I know 99% of us do it... Stand over people and talk **** so tell us your smack.

I love to say.."Stick out your arms.. cause im bout to hand you your ass!"

I also put on a nerdy voice and talk about utilizing map tools to aide my victory.

When I LOSE:

I claim that the other team was triple wielding rocket launchers and I would soon report them to bungie...

:hump:

[BananaMan]

lol nice, i just tend to teabag the hell out of people.

i really teabag my cousin and tell him he sucks because he gets pissed off :p

[No Fear 23]

i like to teabag my kills and yell whos yo daddy over their dead body as they can hear me

[MikeMan91389]

i dont talk much smack unless someones like, im going in to arm it, and then i shoot them with whatever, and talk smack.

when others talk smack, we talk it back, i got some crazy ppl from NJ in my clan, they talk sh*t like none other, i love it. haha.

like today, we won like 3:00 to :16 at plots on midship and tehy sed we sucked, so we talked smack... then AGAIN we got paired at assualt cuag, they couldnt toiuch us w/o vehicles, so thats all they used, and were winning 1-0 with 10 seconds left, we arm it, and get sudden death in the middle, and then they owned rockets and vehicles for about 10-20-30 mins, and bomb is back and forth, then we totally school them, and arm it with nothing but two guys and an smg, and win 2-1 when we were down 0-1... they were screamin at eachother, and left b.c they were embarrased... the kill ratio was like, 300% in our favor, and they said they were better killers than us.

[biggins1870]

My favorite is if I can get someone point blank with the shotgun... They get a well-timed "In Yo Face."

[Reclaimer]

I don't know. I'm not much for smack talk unless it's someone I know. At the bare minimum I'll teabag a friend.

But, I just don't talk smack. I just make the kill and move on. What I really like to do is kill the people talking smack as they are saying it.
So it's like "Ohh... you're such a" BOOOM!! And he's dead.

Anyway, I don't let if bother me unless it's just completely abusive like the racial slurs and stuff like that. I hate that. I swear an open microphone makes people completely retarded.
You can truly find out what kind of moron people are by the things they say over the air.
But, I digress. I just play, play well and get the job done. They want to whine in the carnage report. I might oblige them with why they lost, but I keep it quick. I don't see a real point in just hanging out for the curse fest.

[Douchesforfun]

Ill go up to people and be like Ooh Ooh Oh oh oh oh my god, that was great... you were going to do what now???? you wish sucker... Trust me it pisses tons of people off, apparently ppl dont like being called *****es either.

[Typhoon Merc]

[QUOTE=Reclaimer-XBA]I swear an open microphone makes people completely retarded.QUOTE]

Thank You...I have been saying that for a year. :)

[bostwick202]

i dont mind talkin' smack until it gets personal. sometimes i want to come out of the *******s tv and punch him in the face.

[BuLLsEyEWTF]

lol i only talk smack when ppl starter off...then i like to get into it and act stupid ... especially in clan matches lmao....these are the things i say:
Scream rory (or nething random) all game long...they get confused and annoyed
yell "Cause knowledge is power" after every kill
AND OF COURSE......TBAG! (also when tbagging u g2 moan loud)

[shrew king]

I get no joy out of random people's anger.

[StudioAlex]

It's pretty immature you talk smack to people you don't know. In my opinion, the people most likely to teabag and talk crap are the lesser abled players who are happy because they finally got a kill.

[sports10]

i will usually only do it durring clan matches other than that i keep my mouth shut

[Wolf]

I usually only talk smack after other people do and I beat them.

[ConceaLinShadow]

My favorite thing to say is if im the best on my team and were in the post game report
I always say "Come on guys, my shoulders are hurting"
They all say :huh:
I say, "Im carrying the team" :cool:

[shrew king]

In my opinion, the people most likely to teabag.

Is that actually offensive to anyone?

Me and my friends do that to eachother ( we call it dancing on the corpse) and it's never really struck me as something that would actually piss anyone off. Even when it's done to my guy after getting killed, it makes me laugh. Makes the game more lighthearted.

[ConceaLinShadow]

I dont really find any trash talk offensive, I just take it as a joke and do it back

[themoosearmy]

lol i only talk smack when ppl starter off...then i like to get into it and act stupid ... especially in clan matches lmao....these are the things i say:
Scream rory (or nething random) all game long...they get confused and annoyed
yell "Cause knowledge is power" after every kill
AND OF COURSE......TBAG! (also when tbagging u g2 moan loud)
As long as its fun trash talk, not just someone saying i suck cause they beat us by 2 kills in team slayer.

My favorite is when someone talks smack and says i suck, I just run around screaming "oh my god I SUCK< PLEASE don't KILL ME!!!!," and that seems to piss them off more.

[l Maximus l]

I usually say "What's up now, Reclaimer?" :D

That's about the extent of it :)

[BKerr]

I only talk smack if im extremely bored or if someone talked smack after killing me, once i kill them ill explode on them lol

[Whisper]

when I hit someone with the sword.. i look down and run back and forth over their body slashing it up screaming OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED

funny thing happened.. i was doing that, then all of a sudden I get sniped and my body does spin and falls on top of him in the 69.. good times..

[Soundscape]

i used to actually enjoy teabagging on the first halo, because you could switch between your two weapons and MC would do a pelvic thrust action while in the crouched position. now teabagging just looks lame.

why, oh why did they have to take out the pelvic thrust?

R.I.P. crouched pelvic thrust. you will be dearly missed. ;)

[MikeMan91389]

heheh... amen to the pelvic thrust

[ConceaLinShadow]

I actually like it when people hump my dead body in small levels. I just love assasinating them while they do it, the scream to that "What now B*t*h?!?!"

[Mini Me Gamer]

I don't trash talk often, or usually mind it, until some 9 year old who thinks hes the toughest thing on the planet starts talking trash to everyone in the room(especially when they themselves are the worst ones in the room)

[ConceaLinShadow]

...until some 9 year old who thinks hes the toughest thing on the planet starts talking trash to everyone in the room(especially when they themselves are the worst ones in the room)

^ I definately agree with Mini Me, i cant stand when people talk and they suck. I dont really care how old they are. Its funny at first but when it is continuous it does tend to be frustrating/annoying.

[Koopa]

i usually say "get off my ghost/warthog/banshee" when i jack someone....or "where the hell did you think YOU were going?" when i kill a flag/bomb carrier

[ConceaLinShadow]

i usually say "get off my ghost/warthog/banshee" when i jack someone....or "where the hell did you think YOU were going?" when i kill a flag/bomb carrier

Speaking of boarding, you get the greatist feeling in the world when you board a banshee at Asension and they die from falling of the edge. I also like to ask people where they are going if they have flag/bomb like Koopa.

[bretman1234]

I usually follow a nice close range kill with "B**** please, don't waste my time and ammo"

When I continually rape fools over and over, it becomes more of a "You're such garbage, just quit halo"

The only thing that really gets me going is when little kids talk trash. Occasionally I'll get killed with 2, maybe 3 guys around me, and all of the little kids will start screaming "OWNED HAHAHA YOU SUCK HAHAHA MOMMY DO I HAVE TO GO TO BED?!"

That is what pisses me off, aside from the bed part :)

[natedog8]

haha
GOD I HATE WHEN LITTLE KIDS HAVE TO GO TO BED!

[LoRd StOnEpAw]

I tell them to get their mom on the mic ;)

I hate when after being killed once, after I killed them repeatedly, I get the owned talk. It's really retarded since I always come back and kill them some more. I don't talk too much trash unless it w/ some friends. I mean I'll talk trash if I get annoyed or just feel like it that game. Usually I just let them sit and cry at the Post Carnage Report. Now and then I'll let out a "You tried", "You suck at life" and such. Whenever I let my friend play, he'll put on a nerdy voice and ask a girl if she's hot :D

[Reclaimer]

I don't trash talk often, or usually mind it, until some 9 year old who thinks hes the toughest thing on the planet starts talking trash to everyone in the room(especially when they themselves are the worst ones in the room)

It's pretty funny though. There was some kid named Terminatorkiller and he sounded like he was anywhere between the ages of 6 and 9 and if he was male or female will be debateable. He was talking all kinds of crap. Just nonstop and he wasn't really all that good.

[wbio]

Haha, I pissed this dude of a few weeks ago. He kept singing and i was getting really annoyed so I told him he sounded like a little girl. then at the end of the match I told him my brother was wondering if he would go out on a date with him. Every other match we played after that he was yelling and cussing like crazy. "**** yea, we ****ed that ***** up. Holy **** I ****ed him up good" that was basically how he talked the rest of the time. It was hilarious, I just love ******* people like that off. If your wondering, his GT is Eastie, add him and torture him.

[Casper]

Posted by Bert
The only thing that really gets me going is when little kids talk trash. Occasionally I'll get killed with 2, maybe 3 guys around me, and all of the little kids will start screaming "OWNED HAHAHA YOU SUCK HAHAHA MOMMY DO I HAVE TO GO TO BED?!"

No doubt about that. That's the only time that I really get pissed and come back with a straight vengance to rape the kid as hard as I can - no lube.

I love when I get someone with a stick, especially if they have the sword and be like 'Your stuck *****" or "I'm stuck on you (song voice)" hehe - yea, the sticky's tend to piss people off a bit more. If someone gets the flag, I just start taunting them after I get them with the Shotty and go "ahh, oh so close" or in the words of the great JJaX and shererboat - "I'll f*ck yo couch" - those are words to live by, my friends. :D

[bretman1234]

Posted by New York
No doubt about that. That's the only time that I really get pissed and come back with a straight vengance to rape the kid as hard as I can - no lube.

I love when I get someone with a stick, especially if they have the sword and be like 'Your stuck *****" or "I'm stuck on you (song voice)" hehe - yea, the sticky's tend to piss people off a bit more. If someone gets the flag, I just start taunting them after I get them with the Shotty and go "ahh, oh so close" or in the words of the great JJaX and shererboat - "I'll f*ck yo couch" - those are words to live by, my friends. :D
Whenever I kill lightsout78, or he kills me, we sing "let me tell ya bout my best friend..."

We still don't have the whole song down yet, but I seem to sing it a lot more than he does :)

yankees suck!

[StudioAlex]

i usually say "get off my ghost/warthog/banshee" when i jack someone....or "where the hell did you think YOU were going?" when i kill a flag/bomb carrierYou liar, you talk trash the entire time. By the way, the clan has missed you. We've been playing Major Clan Matches and everything.

[Werespaz]

I think trashtalking can be an effective psychological tactic, but mostly, it's dumb. Personally, I'd rather not make people angry during the game, because that lessens the fun factor. Usually trash-talking shows off your stupidity more than anything. I'd rather just shout some nonsensical thing an lighten the whole thing up ("I regret nothing!" or "Gimme back my pants!"). If they get pissed about that, then they suck at life.

[Ford Mustang]

I don't talk trash ever unless someone else starts on me. I just play the damn game...

What pisses me off to no end though is little kids with high pitched voices that thing they're big and tough, or won't stfu. Also people who sing into the mic, or think they're the master of Halo after they killed you once....It makes me so mad that the game isn't even fun anymore...

[Wolf]

Haha, I pissed this dude of a few weeks ago. He kept singing and i was getting really annoyed so I told him he sounded like a little girl. then at the end of the match I told him my brother was wondering if he would go out on a date with him. Every other match we played after that he was yelling and cussing like crazy. "**** yea, we ****ed that ***** up. Holy **** I ****ed him up good" that was basically how he talked the rest of the time. It was hilarious, I just love ******* people like that off. If your wondering, his GT is Eastie, add him and torture him.

wait wait, don't forget... "Suck a ****ing **** you ****head."

that was so funny hahahaha.

[Sonju]

when i play multiplyer at my Local Lan Party when I beta someone I do the"Say Hello to my little friend" just as I kill him with Dual SMg or Shotgun I do my "You've been pizzazzed by a nice old school CS Headshot" when I snipe them to death and ohb yes my favorite one "God you suck bro and I almost died."My most common one pisses everyone in the lan place off they try to rape me I sticky one of themand he thinks a missed and the keep walking and I go "BOOM" it's pretty damn awsome when they go agh WTF bro when I receiuve a Multi-kill it's fun times ina lan Party with 8 players wish everyone could have the same fun as I have wait you all do :D

[themoosearmy]

My favorite little blip of trash I've talked is asking someone: "Where do I put this?" with the bomb and then beat them down with it.

People always try to talk crap on my one buddy cause his gamertag is TransAmLT1 and they ask him "Why would you buy an LT1, LS1's are teh BETTER!!11!!" And then we follow that up with a "Oh, my mommy said next year for christmas" or something similiar.

[Darkside]

one of the funnest things to do was overkilling someone. especially with a shotgun. right to the face. that or meleeing them again and again..

edit: one of my favorite things to say. when someone jacks a warthog from me when I'm gunner I scream amber alert!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!1111!! and tehn ther'es aalways the , "Don't shoot I"m pregnant.