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Mitchell
01-01-2005, 03:44 AM
Xbox: It's good to play together.

Which sicko came up with that idea? Lets get some more sensible options.

Xbox: Everytime you play a PS2, a kitten dies.

Snowblind
01-01-2005, 04:03 AM
Microsoft: It's all about her Box.

Xbox: Two X's short of porn.


That's all I've got.

Darkside
01-01-2005, 05:06 AM
Xbox: It's good to play together.

Which sicko came up with that idea? Lets get some more sensible options.

Xbox: Everytime you play a PS2, a kitten dies.


I believe they came up with that slogan because they were promoting xbox live.............................


but a new slogan could be
uh... uhhhhh.... buy an xbox, or else *shakes fist*

Variation-XBA
01-01-2005, 06:27 AM
Xbox: Two X's short of porn.

Haha....I like that one.

Casper
01-01-2005, 09:27 AM
Xbox: Two X's short of porn..

Actually, it's only 1 X short of porn :confused:

XBoxLive - it's about time the Internet is used for something besides porn (was a sign one site made when we were beta testing XBL)

thrAsher
01-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Xbox: a great reason to never get off your ass.

I know, 'boo'. Brains are running on reserves this morning... :(

munchtards585
01-01-2005, 01:23 PM
xbox:its hard to hump but ps2 is even harder

Variation-XBA
01-01-2005, 02:51 PM
xbox:its hard to hump but ps2 is even harder

You're a creepy little man... 0_o

No Fear 23
01-01-2005, 02:56 PM
xbox: it's good to play drunk together

Snowblind
01-01-2005, 03:45 PM
Actually, it's only 1 X short of porn :confused:


Nobody counts the x on the end, n00b. :rolleyes:


:p

OC Noob
01-01-2005, 07:38 PM
"Xbox, because Nintendo sucks and PS2 looks like @ss"


Honesty is always the best policy^^^^

BananaMan
01-01-2005, 08:12 PM
xbox: it owns.

wbio
01-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Xbox: It's good to play together

CMX Jedi
01-01-2005, 09:43 PM
xbox: it owns.
so true :hail:

MixMasta
01-01-2005, 10:04 PM
Xbox: Because my PC can't run Half Life 2

Not anymore, *****es!!!!

I am finally back PC gaming after a long, and I mean long (last new game was Red Alert 2) hiatus.

blonks
01-02-2005, 01:51 AM
well at least "behold the power of X" wasnt TOO bad

but they need to come up with something a little less.. pushy almost...

possibly like, "Xbox: Anyone, Anywhere"

Echoes
01-02-2005, 07:13 PM
Dont they got "Life is short, play well " or something?

Justus
01-02-2005, 09:31 PM
Nobody counts the x on the end, n00b. :rolleyes:


:p
Rack up a pwn for the kid!

:rofl:

m4oH
01-02-2005, 09:46 PM
Nobody counts the x on the end, n00b. :rolleyes:


:p
Ya n00b :p DUH... I like the slogan if it was the slogan for XBL and not teh xbox itself :confused:

Reclaimer
01-03-2005, 12:23 AM
Xbox:
"The X is better than a sharp stick in the eye. "

CMX Jedi
01-03-2005, 12:33 AM
Xbox: http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8039/redx0ds.gif

thrAsher
01-03-2005, 12:41 AM
How 'bout:

"Xbox, turns you into a sexpot."

It's a damn lie, but it'd sell millions of units. :hump:

JJaX
01-03-2005, 12:50 AM
Xbox, because camegube likes boys and Ps2 has teh herpe.

thrAsher
01-03-2005, 12:57 AM
'camegube'?

Typo, or disturbance in the Force?







YES, I said 'Force'!!!!

:bang:

On topic: 'Xbox Live!!!!! Like a circle jerk, only w/ GUNS!!!' (voiced by James Earl Jones).

JJaX
01-03-2005, 12:58 AM
No, its a bintendo camegube...

thrAsher
01-03-2005, 01:00 AM
'fillipino rapetube'?

:(

Reclaimer
01-03-2005, 01:02 AM
Xbox:
"Anything less would be ~teh gay"

wbio
01-03-2005, 09:17 AM
Xbox: http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8039/redx0ds.gif
Xbox: redx0ds.gif, awesome slogan!

Ghost
01-03-2005, 11:55 AM
xbox: its better fun than ps2.

xbox: Ps2 who?

Max33
01-03-2005, 12:21 PM
How about "What would Jesus Play?"

Huckleberry
01-03-2005, 01:20 PM
xbox - lets 10 year olds everywhere curse like a drunken sailor, and yell racial slurs like a plantation owner

Echoes
01-03-2005, 07:14 PM
Xbox, then they put on some music (in example let's go)

natedog8
01-03-2005, 07:19 PM
xbox - lets 10 year olds everywhere curse like a drunken sailor, and yell racial slurs like a plantation owner

haha good one

i got one for the xbox live

xbox live starter kit comes with two testicles
:P

Ghost
01-03-2005, 08:42 PM
naaaaasty
'

xbox: its good to curse together

Scorpion X
01-03-2005, 09:39 PM
Xbox: pushing limits to the Xtreme

lax_defense
01-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Xbox rhymes with sexbox.

blonks
01-04-2005, 08:59 PM
how about just... Xbox

natedog8
01-04-2005, 09:11 PM
how about
verb: its what you do

Snowblind
01-04-2005, 09:28 PM
Xbox: Down with the facists.


Negro please, *snap snap*


EDIT: blinx, anyone ever tell you your avatar looks like a ******. :p