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m4oH
01-13-2005, 03:35 PM
WTF? Has anyone else heard out about this game. I cant believe they are coming out w/ this Playboy: The Mansion Game Link (http://xbox.ign.com/articles/570/570790p1.html)

SamSmith
01-13-2005, 04:17 PM
yeah i did... im not pathetic or enough of a loner to get it though.... it sounds prety shallow, but hey if thats your thing!!

m4oH
01-13-2005, 04:18 PM
yeah i did... im not pathetic or enough of a loner to get it though.... it sounds prety shallow, but hey if thats your thing!!
Yeah, I dont think this game is going to do to well. I havent really heard anything about it besides stumblling over the preview.

The Jackal
01-13-2005, 10:48 PM
yeah Heff hit that sh*t sims style... bow chica wow wow

thrAsher
01-14-2005, 12:22 PM
What's more surprising to me is that some group of tools is making a game called (get this): 'Metallica the Game'.

Apparently you start out as a angst-ridden hair-farmer in the Bay Area of Cali in the early to mid-80's and play until you're a washed-up, talentless, money-grubbing tool who couldn't put together a decent hard rock album if you're life depended on it.

Okay, so I'm kidding on what the game is about, but there IS a 'Metallica the Game' coming our way. AND, it's multi-platform. I'd give a link, but just go look it up at IGN, tell me if I'm wrong.

:rofl:

m4oH
01-14-2005, 12:47 PM
What's more surprising to me is that some group of tools is making a game called (get this): 'Metallica the Game'.

Apparently you start out as a angst-ridden hair-farmer in the Bay Area of Cali in the early to mid-80's and play until you're a washed-up, talentless, money-grubbing tool who couldn't put together a decent hard rock album if you're life depended on it.

Okay, so I'm kidding on what the game is about, but there IS a 'Metallica the Game' coming our way. AND, it's multi-platform. I'd give a link, but just go look it up at IGN, tell me if I'm wrong.

:rofl:
OMG, I thought you were messing around but I looked it up on IGN. It comes out on PS2, GC, Xbox, and GBA. Here you bastages are Teh Ghey Metallica Game Link (http://xbox.ign.com/objects/568/568206.html?ui=gamefinder)

Douchesforfun
01-16-2005, 11:01 PM
looks t3h g|-|3y

Variation-XBA
01-16-2005, 11:48 PM
God, what a waste of time and effort

En7gMa
01-17-2005, 10:43 AM
Wow those graphics are terrible

EmotionLotion
01-18-2005, 07:54 AM
Well, Playboy the mansion *does* have a pretty awesome soundtrack compiled by electroclash resurgent guru Felix Da Housecat, so it already is going to sell units in some circles for that alone... I know there is a soundtrack for it already as well. For that alone, I think this game is worth at least a rental to see how it is before and if I was ever to buy it

Xer0Mercy
01-18-2005, 05:33 PM
Anyone remember BMX XXX? That game sold well. This game will also. No matter how stupid the game is, if it has chicks in it, guys will buy it. It's been proven time and time again. :p

MixMasta
01-18-2005, 06:37 PM
Anyone remember BMX XXX? That game sold well. This game will also. No matter how stupid the game is, if it has chicks in it, guys will buy it. It's been proven time and time again. :p
That game didn't sell well lol.

m4oH
01-18-2005, 07:53 PM
That game didn't sell well lol.
Yeah, where were you? You may want to think that BMX XXX sold well but it didn't. :p

Xer0Mercy
01-18-2005, 08:05 PM
Did it not? I thought for sure that it did and I heard about it for some reason. I guess sometime along the way I construed it in my mind. I guess I do that from time to time. My bad. :p

bretman1234
01-18-2005, 08:18 PM
yeah i did... im not pathetic or enough of a loner to get it though.... it sounds prety shallow, but hey if thats your thing!!
Are you serious? You must be pretty gay to not want to play a game where you get to walk around and see half naked women. Is Playgirl the Mansion more your type?

Dark Enemy
01-18-2005, 08:19 PM
yeah i did... im not pathetic or enough of a loner to get it though.... it sounds prety shallow, but hey if thats your thing!!

BUt you are pathetic and a loner...and your shallow and its your thing to suck tha **** so of course you dont like the game.

MerimacHamwich
01-18-2005, 09:37 PM
Metallica The Game. ...car battles... That's EXACTLY what I think when I think about a metallica game...

mattgame
01-18-2005, 09:39 PM
Okay who is brave enough to say that they will get this game along with some KY and Charmin?

Dark Enemy
01-18-2005, 11:38 PM
Okay who is brave enough to say that they will get this game along with some KY and Charmin?

I'm gonna get some viagra, a condom, a box with a whole in it and a game. Let he fun begin brothers :)

Viper87227
01-18-2005, 11:46 PM
I'm gonna get some viagra, a condom, a box with a whole in it and a game. Let he fun begin brothers :)

What will the poor casheer think? :hump: :hump: :hump:


Oh, and btw, might I suggest a tube of wrapping paper?

Ghost
01-19-2005, 12:59 AM
m4oh the guy game had chicks in it did it sell well?

Reclaimer
01-19-2005, 06:35 AM
Anyone remember BMX XXX? That game sold well. This game will also. No matter how stupid the game is, if it has chicks in it, guys will buy it. It's been proven time and time again. :p


Actually.. BMX XXX was actually originally going to be called Dave Mirra's BMX XXX. Until he saw the game and sued Acclaim to have his name removed from the product.
The game didn't sell for ****. It was protested in some communities and some stores refused to stock it.

For what its worth.. it was actually a decent BMX stunt game that copied a lot from the THPS series. It was just filled with poor character models and low res graphics.
The stunt and trick system worked well and was actually pretty solid. It was just the everything got old. All the cursing got old and I have a foul mouth in real life.
After awhile.. you have to unlock having topless chicks on bikes.. I put a shirt on my girl because I just got tired of that too.
It was kind of funny that the breasts in the game had a better physics system than everything else.
Anyway.. the game was pretty weak once you "stripped" it all down.
You do get treated to seeing digitized footage of the famous NY Scores topless dancers doing their routines. But.. it's the same few short clips over and over again.

I had the game for 2 weeks then I traded it in. It was the stigma behind the game that got me interested. After I saw how crappy the game was beyond that? I got rid of it.
Think of it like a dirty version of THPS.. except with no big names, on bikes and poorly done.

As for this Playboy game? I don't know. I'll save my money. I can see chicks naked whenever I want. I have a hot wife, I have HBO, I can go to the strip clubs for real, I have the internet. I really don't need to spend 50 bucks on digitized tits.

mattgame
01-19-2005, 08:48 AM
I'm gonna get some viagra, a condom, a box with a whole in it and a game. Let he fun begin brothers :)

Finally a brother who speaks teh truth. I bow. :hail: :hail:

Dark Enemy
01-19-2005, 09:08 AM
Finally a brother who speaks teh truth. I bow. :hail: :hail:

Yesss! Brother! We can play together :hump:

Highlite23
01-19-2005, 09:39 AM
Is this were they came up with the title "Casual Gamer"?? Wow, an entire new definition on the horizon...Sports Gamer, Platform Gamer, Puzzle Gamer, FPS Gamer, Spank the M****y......Ops, sorry, Casual Gamer. :hump:

BORNGD
01-19-2005, 12:04 PM
Wow those graphics are terrible

it is funny though how the guys are a little chubby and the girls are perfect...i do imagine thats how it is at the mansion

EmotionLotion
01-24-2005, 08:20 AM
BUt you are pathetic and a loner...and your shallow and its your thing to suck tha **** so of course you dont like the game.

hahah

yeah, whats up with people acting like you are a 'loser' for playing games with nudity in them. oh, lest me open my eyes...

Rochey69r
01-25-2005, 01:00 AM
BUt you are pathetic and a loner...and your shallow and its your thing to suck tha **** so of course you dont like the game.

he's not the one with over 3500 posts...

nor the one that needs ppl like bananaman and bretman1234 to back him up...

nor the one to rave about 'the federation' like its a god.

get a life

bretman1234
01-25-2005, 03:06 PM
he's not the one with over 3500 posts...

nor the one that needs ppl like bananaman and bretman1234 to back him up...

nor the one to rave about 'the federation' like its a god.

get a life
Whats that? Oh wait, nobody knows, or cares, who you are. Go shoot a kangaroo.

Dark Enemy
01-26-2005, 09:14 AM
Whats that? Oh wait, nobody knows, or cares, who you are. Go shoot a kangaroo.

Yup

Rochey69r: Dont hate me cause I'm beautiful...Like bret said...nobdy really cares what you have to say and who you are...

Casper
01-26-2005, 09:44 AM
Whats that? Oh wait, nobody knows, or cares, who you are. Go shoot a kangaroo.



Yup

Rochey69r: Dont hate me cause I'm beautiful...Like bret said...nobdy really cares what you have to say and who you are...

Last time I checked, neither of you worked, or ran, this site - nor will you ever. So shut the hell up and show some respect. Or you will find your rights to talk crap against other members here gone for awhile. This IS your last warning. Others are growing sick of it, as am I.

You want to chase members away? Especially ones that have been here since Day 1? Then go make your own site and feel free to do it, but don't bring that crap here.

Sammael
01-26-2005, 10:03 AM
CaspOwnEd!

bretman1234
01-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Last time I checked, neither of you worked, or ran, this site - nor will you ever. So shut the hell up and show some respect. Or you will find your rights to talk crap against other members here gone for awhile. This IS your last warning. Others are growing sick of it, as am I.

You want to chase members away? Especially ones that have been here since Day 1? Then go make your own site and feel free to do it, but don't bring that crap here.
Yeah, thats real fair, nice try Casp. He attacks Dark, citing me and Bananaman in his post, and you expect me to not fire back? Ok, blame me, whatever, but to not even mention him? We weren't addressing him, he just came in and started flaming away.

Casper
01-26-2005, 01:14 PM
Sorry, would you like me to put the rest of the comments in there to be "fair"


Are you serious? You must be pretty gay to not want to play a game where you get to walk around and see half naked women. Is Playgirl the Mansion more your type?


BUt you are pathetic and a loner...and your shallow and its your thing to suck tha **** so of course you dont like the game.

Enough. Stop holding Dark's shirt. You were actually alright til you started to be '2nd in command' - now, you both have this thing talking about ****s, wangs and ***s all of a sudden...hmmm, do I see a pattern?

bretman1234
01-26-2005, 01:17 PM
Once again, you totally ignored what I said. Yeah, what I said could be determined as flaming but at least it had something to do with the thread subject, something Mr. Rochey does not know of. Yet once again, you pick on us because you know us better.

And don't forget what Duke said regarding me "holding Dark's shirt."

BTW, me and Dark posted almost a week ago, and Rochey came in here yesterday flaming away.

Casper
01-26-2005, 01:22 PM
I was talking about your attacks at Rochey and sam smith - you want to discuss it any further, PM me - keep it out of this thread.

Regardless of who knows who better, you both have a tendency to go after people here. I read exactly what you said - whether I cared or it or not, that's another thing.

I'm trying to bring some kind of civility to the thread, as it's obviously needed, ragardless of what the game type is. You 2 calling someone gay because they don't want to look at a video game naked, what, is that supposed to be called for?

Duke
01-26-2005, 01:24 PM
Dark get on aim please.

Or don't, but DO IT>

-edit- i mean bret, or both of you

thrAsher
01-26-2005, 01:34 PM
Did somebody say they're making a 'Playgirl the Mansion' game! YES! :hump:






:rofl:

It was a joke....no, really guys....guys?