Dirty Halo 2 sentences.

[Snowblind]

Alright, come up with some dirty sentences using only words in Halo 2 like the name of a multiplayer map, a weapon, or vehicle. I'm bored, really.....



"I'll stick my Jackal into your Beaver Creek."

"Hey, get your Needler out of her Coagulation!"

[Koopa]

Alright, come up with some dirty sentences using only words in Halo 2 like the name of a multiplayer map, a weapon, or vehicle. I'm bored, really.....



"I'll stick my Jackal into your Beaver Creek."

"Hey, get your Needler out of her Coagulation!"
this is kinda different, but something that happens often in multiplayer

"damnit, that bastard jacked me off!"

[Wolf]

just say "I'm gonna ________" and add "if ya know what I mean."

that phrase can make almost anything dirty.

[Madhattr]

"I threw my sticky grenades on you"

"I like to stick my shotgun in their face"

[E Nomini Patri]

No no, it was the other guy that splattered me...

[The Jackal]

why is everyone hatin on the Jackal :cry:

[CMX Jedi]

ivory tower in her waterworks ;)

[Sam-XBA]

I Stuck Your Mum!!!!!!!!

[Sam-XBA]

im going to REACH into your LOCKOUT grab your BEAM RIFLE and FRAG and STICK your face

[Variation-XBA]

I Stuck Your Mum!!!!!!!!

Sorry, you lose

[Sam-XBA]

Sorry, you lose
i splattered your face

[ll Mista GT ll]

I reached into the top part of her Burial Mounds and came out with an Ivory tower - looking stick.

[Wolfboy_888]

after time i stick someone i either say "im stuck on you" or "all over your face"...the 2nd one is quite grotesque.

[stormin4]

She gave my magnum a headshot so I stuck her with my plasma grenade.

[Sammael]

My beam rifle fits well in her beaver creek.

[Sam-XBA]

she screamed like a banshee as i sprayed my battle rifle accross her face

[Soundscape]

nice one. how about... "she screamed like a banshee as my brute shot unloaded into her beaver creek which led to major waterworks."

[stormin4]

nice one. how about... "she screamed like a banshee as my brute shot unloaded into her beaver creek which led to major waterworks."
:rofl: :rofl: good one.

how about... "because of our extremely long lockout from sex, during our ascension she screamed like a banshee as my brute shot unloaded into her beaver creek which led to major waterworks all over her burial mound

[Soundscape]

hahaha! try to top that one, guys! ....6 references to halo2

[No Fear 23]

thats gay....

[stormin4]

thats gay....
you're gay.... :p :watchout:

Soundscape1--7 references, not 6. :cheers:

[Soundscape]

doh!!

[No Fear 23]

i blew my rocket into her beaver creek as she screamed like a banshee.

i win?

[super_ryu]

"Wanna take a ride on my warthog?"
"You wanna see my turret vibrate?"

[Draco2003]

You can just tell this thread is used by men, becuase we can make anything seem dirty. Just think about it. As for the Halo reference, I ain't got nothing. Just thought it would be a good read.

[Sam-XBA]

You can just tell this thread is used by men, becuase we can make anything seem dirty. Just think about it. As for the Halo reference, I ain't got nothing. Just thought it would be a good read.

lighten up...... can i offer you a splattering?

[Tecknolust]

lockout teh ****out.

[mattgame]

I'm gonna put something hot and sticky on your back!! Sticking plasma grenades.

[LoRd StOnEpAw]

Little Kid on Live: OmG I owned you. Splattered!!

Lord Stonepaw: Are you even old enough to splatter?

[rpgreligion]

She gave off a grunt, and began screaming like a banshee as I splattered her dropship with a huge serving of my gauss cannon.

:eek:

[Tecknolust]

I stuck my battle rifle in her and plasma pistol'ed her all night?

[LeoBreaker]

i stuck the elite while it was unloading its battle rifle on me

[wulkar]

thats gay^^^

[thAshAdyOne]

"I told your mom to Hang 'Em High, instead she slid my Plasma Sword into her Beaver Creek."

[Sam-XBA]

she charged my plasma pistol and it hit her overshield... so i whiped out my battle rifle and gave her a spray of that

[natedog8]

are you joking, sam this is GHEY... I'd rather vote in one of your polls
none of those sentences could be remotely considered as innuendo. they're just gay.

[Sam-XBA]

awww.... im sorry nate.... do you even know what gay is? I SURE DO!! *joking*

[LoRd StOnEpAw]

:eek: Your posts amaze me sometimes Sam

[shamigo]

"She stuck me in the ivory tower"

[shamigo]

haha launched my rocket into you

[LTM360]

Im at my friends playing Halo 2 right now, and "A Dirty Whore was killed by An STD." :rofl:

"Mr. Bill was assassinated by A Dirty Whore" :rofl: Great stuff, this is good times. Fun times.

[Snowblind]

"She stuck me in the ivory tower"

haha launched my rocket into you

Looks like you got some competition, sam. :rolleyes:

[mordecai]

Im at my friends playing Halo 2 right now, and "A Dirty Whore was killed by An STD." :rofl:

"Mr. Bill was assassinated by A Dirty Whore" :rofl: Great stuff, this is good times. Fun times.

That first one is awesome.

[Sam-XBA]

i always wanted the tag... YOUR MOTHER.... so it could be, you were killed by YOUR MOTHER, or YOUR MOTHER killed LITTLE JIMMY....

[Sam-XBA]

:eek: Your posts amaze me sometimes Sam
aww thanks...tell me, in what way do they ''amaze'' you??

[shamigo]

i played this guy called "big floppy donkey ****"

slayer was beat down by big floppy donkey ****

[mattgame]

i played this guy called "big floppy donkey ****"

slayer was beat down by big floppy donkey ****

Hilarious!!! :rofl:

[Sam-XBA]

i played this guy called "big floppy donkey ****"

slayer was beat down by big floppy donkey ****

im goinn to go check his stats

[ll Mista GT ll]

I drove my warthog into her Beaver Creek. She squealed like a rusty SMG. Then I shoved my fuel rod cannon up her Headlong.

[Sam-XBA]

i played this guy called "big floppy donkey ****"

slayer was beat down by big floppy donkey ****

i found a big floppy donkey.... but it had no ****, i think you might have been imagining the ****...

[Snowblind]

i found a big floppy donkey.... but it had no ****, i think you might have been imaging the ****...


You actually went out and checked his stats for a person with the name big floppy donkey ****? Wow :rolleyes:

[Sam-XBA]

You actually went out and checked his stats for a person with the name big floppy donkey ****? Wow :rolleyes:

i wanted to see if the name existed.... stfu!!

[shamigo]

it wasn't online sam...i was playing at home wit some friends

[Sam-XBA]

no worries... take care of that donkey!

[Tiggle Bitties]

hahahahahahahah funny stuff....YOuR ALL SICK ****S!!!!