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SnoochyBoochy
03-12-2005, 06:59 AM
har har har
so i was playing uc2 yesterday and i get to about 14 kills 1 deaths with the sniper rifle, which i like to use as a toned down railgun with a scope... anyways some guy decides to say that i'm a "sniper whore" (first time i've heard that one), all i use is the sniper because i'm no good with any other weapon. then he spat something out about me being a loser n00b little kid or something along those lines.
so i break out the rocket launcher and kill him with that a few times, melee his ass a few times, only for him to leave the game.
but before he left he asked for my gamertag so he could hack my account and delete it!!!! BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! needless to say i laughed at him until he left the game.
and to this day i wander throughout games of xbox live, waiting for my account to be hacked and deleted.
the end.
let's hear your storys!
blonks
03-12-2005, 10:18 AM
this has happened numerous times
kid keeps on talking with whiney blinx 3 years ago pitch
everybody tell him to shut up
he says no and tries to cuss like a big boy
i say "shut up your LITTLE KID"
and no matter what kid it is they say "IM NOT A LITTLE KID!!!!"
ahahaha cracks me up all the time....
Tecknolust
03-12-2005, 10:24 AM
its callled, how in halo2 when im playing team slayer and my team quits and it's 4 vs 1 and I take the lead cause their horrible and then they standby cause they can't beat me.
Regosnot
03-12-2005, 04:53 PM
Unreal is such a fast paced game that you have to be pretty good at sniper in it. He must really suck that he can't sneak up and kill you.
super_ryu
03-12-2005, 05:06 PM
I chuck grenades at our Warthog in Big Team CTF on Coagulation. Then people start swearing at me because we're on the offence. It makes me feel like a man.
And if that's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is.
Variation-XBA
03-13-2005, 12:14 AM
It's the first time you've heard sniper wh0re?
I just mute and leave feedback :P
TOTTEN
03-13-2005, 01:28 AM
Funny crap. A team of little kids would wait for my team to get near their base on zanzibar and once we were near they would talk about lagging us out of the game. They said the only way for it not to work was for us to pull out our ethernet cords for 20 seconds. We werent fooled and owned the lil sobs.
SnoochyBoochy
03-13-2005, 09:27 AM
i use the sniper as a railgun. i dont just hide and snipe ppl.
its not easy to use.
Soundscape
03-13-2005, 03:32 PM
I just mute and leave feedback :P
wow...you must be offended easily, man. you leave feedback for vulgar language if someone calls you a 'sniper whore' or 'sword whore' or whatever?
Variation-XBA
03-13-2005, 04:49 PM
wow...you must be offended easily, man. you leave feedback for vulgar language if someone calls you a 'sniper whore' or 'sword whore' or whatever?
No that's when its underage kids shouting/screaming/swearing for no reason or calling everyone names just cause.
Regosnot
03-14-2005, 08:03 AM
Ya that does get pretty annoying and they never want to shut up.
Cloud Wolf
03-14-2005, 08:38 AM
The kids on halo 2 are the most annoying they scream through my telly and its sucks I just have to kill em on my team or not.
Tecknolust
03-14-2005, 05:21 PM
kids on halo2, only thing you can say about them is that they are "kids" 17+ What are these parents doing?! By letting them enter halo2, they will embrace a different culture, called "weed"
SnoochyBoochy
03-14-2005, 05:49 PM
lol this afternoon there was seriously like a 6 year old kid playing UC2 demo... he was the biggest trash talker out of the bunch and everyone was getting totally pissed off. i left him in the server casue i thought the kid was funny.
dudes were getting totally angry when the kid would pwn them. huk huk huk
NephilimTX
03-20-2005, 06:17 PM
OK, so I get these Halo 2 guys in my game... Ghost Recon 2. I'm all decked out with the new korean (semi) guli suit, and the new silenced sniper rifle. I lay down IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIRT ROAD, and proceed to pick off my prey. Finally, I get bored and stand up. I had already got a good view of the remaining enemies wepons, and know they stood a small chance of getting a headshot at the distance. I lay a claymore in the middle of the road, and proceed to run DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, DIRECTLY DOWN THE ROAD, AWAY FROM THEM. The idiots start to chase me!!!!! (once again..... DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!) They hit the right spot, I send them back to Halo.
What's wrong.....? Your'e shield didn't recharge fast enough for the Centex?
All I heard back in the lobby was :cuss:
They claimed I was a cheater, and that they were going to report me. :rofl:
When ever I get annoyed by little kids yelling or being stupid, I just remind them that they have obviously never tasted p*ssy and if their primary hobby continues to be annoying people online, then they will probably never get the chance.
It seems to shut them up, most of them anyway...
MXracer721
03-30-2005, 10:26 PM
my game is mx vs. atv unleashed. its a great game but there are some punks online. had a kid tell me my bike was too fast and he banned me, i was on a ktm 450 and his bike was just as fast. then i had a kid in the lobby while we were racing saying he was gonna smoke me, and his friend that i was racing at the time said "no offense but that kid is faster than you". so i beat him by 15 secs the next race and he says i cheat by cutting corners which is entirely untrue, and every line i took he could take so its definatley NOT cheating. i then beat him next 2 races by 15 secs and proceed to ask him why he wasnt beating me. now there are alot of people online that can beat me at the game, but i dont tell everyone im goin to win adn then say the person that beat me is a cheater. just race the race and if someone beats you learn from them, it can only make u faster. then there was the kid that said to me "dont talk during the race, my head set it weird and i have to push down on the controler for it to work" then as i destroy him in the game he goes "he can u go back to the lobby i wanna change something" i kept racing and then hes like "if i go to the lobby will it mess anything up?" nope it wont, and then i was banned. kthx dude. oh AND the guy that told me he was gonna beat me also tried to B.S. me about having a "factory" suzuki in real life. obviously he thought i didnt know my shizznit about motocross cuz i knnew he was lying. tried to tell me his bike was as good a carmichaels....ummmmmmm right, im sure his bike was worht over 150 grand uh huh.
J3bus WTF
03-31-2005, 05:19 PM
I was playing Halo 2 team training and this kid named x cheater killed me once and called me a douche bag then humped my corpse. lol. I swear he was 5 years old, I don't think he even know what a douche bag is.
in rumble training one time i stickied this kid named bedat right before he killed me and he called me a plasma grenade little *****. hahahaha. and I picked the sword up FROM HIM and proceeded to own with it, which was why I won, and he got pretty pissed. he was all "all you do is use the sword you little *****" which was completely untrue. what am I supposed to do when I see a sword laying on the floor? let someone else pick it up? noooo. i only picked the sword up twice that game, he was just mad cuz I was better than him w/ it...
MikeMan91389
03-31-2005, 09:10 PM
in rumble training one time i stickied this kid named bedat right before he killed me and he called me a plasma grenade little *****. hahahaha. and I picked the sword up FROM HIM and proceeded to own with it, which was why I won, and he got pretty pissed. he was all "all you do is use the sword you little *****" which was completely untrue. what am I supposed to do when I see a sword laying on the floor? let someone else pick it up? noooo. i only picked the sword up twice that game, he was just mad cuz I was better than him w/ it...
your post was fine until the part in bold
Tecknolust
04-01-2005, 07:16 AM
this guy^
FB-Gollum
04-01-2005, 11:58 AM
On Ivory Tower the other day I grabbed the sniper and was owning pretty hard with it. (Which is rare for me, I'm not a great sniper). But anyhoo, the other team starts telling me I've got a modded Xbox and that I'm respawning with the sniper every time (is that even possible?). After the game I say "Did you ever actually see me respawn?". They paused and thought, then proceeded to say no but it didn;t matter because I was obviously spawning with it. I said "Listen, I died 4 times, it wasn't hard to remember where it dropped and go get it". They then had an epiphany realizing none of them ever picked it up, and that their own negligence led to their own demise. They all sent me friend requests after and apologized. Proof that their is hope for humanity.
POST 420!!!! HAPPIEST POST EVER! (Those that know me understand :cheers: )
your post was fine until the part in bold
y? it was the truth. I'm almost positive he picked the sword up the same # of times as me, but because I won, I was the "sword whore." I wasn't even the guy w/ the most beatdowns that game.
Laxeph
04-02-2005, 07:35 PM
When ever I get annoyed by little kids yelling or being stupid, I just remind them that they have obviously never tasted p*ssy and if their primary hobby continues to be annoying people online, then they will probably never get the chance.
It seems to shut them up, most of them anyway...
Wow, I must say that that is the gayest comeback ever. People try to tell me that after I own them. It just doesn't make sense. They don't even know me or how old I am, yet they still claim "you get no chicks and just sit on your ass and play Halo 2 all day".
Wow, I must say that that is the gayest comeback ever. People try to tell me that after I own them. It just doesn't make sense. They don't even know me or how old I am, yet they still claim "you get no chicks and just sit on your ass and play Halo 2 all day".
Trouble with reading comprehension? I said "whenever I get annoyed by little kids yelling or being stupid..."
It has nothing to do with being pwned. It has everything to do with 12 year olds playing music through their mics, yelling "n*gger" at every opportunity, tk'ing, etc.
Usually, those types are too busy annoying people, and they rarely do well at whatever Live game they happen to be playing.
Go back and re-read, as my comment doesn't imply that people who play lots of games can't get chicks, but does imply that people who go out of their way to annoy other people, instead of playing games, are not the type of people who get any a**.
Laxeph
04-03-2005, 04:05 PM
My apologies, I did read what you said and I assumed too much. I was refering to the people who get owned and claimed that the winners don't do anything but play halo, get no chicks, etc. Based on what you said, I assumed you were one of these people also, but thankfully, you are not. Again, my apologies, I just get really mad at people that assume things about me through their ethernet cable.
My apologies, I did read what you said and I assumed too much. I was refering to the people who get owned and claimed that the winners don't do anything but play halo, get no chicks, etc. Based on what you said, I assumed you were one of these people also, but thankfully, you are not. Again, my apologies, I just get really mad at people that assume things about me through their ethernet cable.
:cheers:
No sweat bro!
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