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wackyanimation
09-25-2005, 07:04 PM
For the next-gen, they need some new sports. Especially something that tests the power of the 360. A bowling game would be a good game. I call it 95 Pin Bowling Championship*.


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It will have 5,000,000,000 game modes, 60 playable people (not all human) and a start-up screen that screams play me and/or throw-up. Complete online game play, with a demo of halo 4. It will use 20 gigs of the hard drive, and it will launch the same day as PS3. Comes with a faceplate of your choice.
Est. price: $120 and 1/15th of your soul**.
If you feel at any time you wish to return your product, you will receive everything back, except for your soul (***needed for testing of mind control).



* Title might change
** Price will change at random times.
*** You did not read that

Limit 5 per household. I reserve the right to change anything included in the game at any point, including after you've ordered it and/or after you've owned it for several years.

Notice: game case might not come with actual game disc
Warning: may contain pieces that are a chocking hazard for children three and under.
may also contain traces of peanuts.

Flame Sword8
09-25-2005, 09:10 PM
5 per household, but then ill only be spending 5/15 of my soul. what to do with the other 10/15 :whistle:

ShadedNine
09-25-2005, 10:59 PM
You forgot that it may also contain traces of peanuts.

Smiley7853
09-25-2005, 11:10 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm........Peanuts

wackyanimation
09-26-2005, 05:02 PM
You forgot that it may also contain traces of peanuts.
sorry *edit

laughs
09-26-2005, 05:32 PM
Maybe they should have something called, "Halo:Texas Hold'em Style." Or maybe, just maybe, they could have a new company dedicated to movies and old tv shows... I would kill for a friday the 13th game. In fact, give me any kind of horror game based on a movie... Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre... Oh God, we need this!

wackyanimation
09-26-2005, 06:54 PM
they have Nightmare on Elm Street for NES. its a good game

laughs
09-26-2005, 07:04 PM
they have Nightmare on Elm Street for NES. its a good game

They have friday the 13th too, but I'm talking about next generation systems. How cool would Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre be for the 360... TOO COOL!!! :cool:

wackyanimation
09-26-2005, 07:19 PM
as long as they make the blood real looking!

laughs
09-26-2005, 07:29 PM
as long as they make the blood real looking!

......... :confused:

wackyanimation
09-26-2005, 07:59 PM
lol i know a lot of games that just mess up a lotta physics and the look of stuff, but seeing as this whuld be next gen, i hope the get rid of that.