Imperius
11-14-2005, 08:04 AM
Introducing the Ultra Deluxe Premium L33T bundle!
This bundle is limited to 50 worldwide and comes with an assortment of bonus material and accessories never before found in the universe!
*Includes Ultra Deluxe Premium XBOX 360 Console - The casing is lined with pure silk then dipped in gold, then deep fried to golden perfection, then gold plated.
*Includes Insta-Kill technology not found in your typical bundle. A Big Ass red button to kill anything thats moving, breathing, or messing you up. Single player only!
*Includes titanium wireless controller/headset. Blow it up, nuke it, throw it into the garbage disposal... This bad boy will last you till the second coming.
For all those homework avoiders, the system comes with speech recognition, if any parent, adult or annoying sibling tries to pick up the system, it will call the police, military, and local NRA activist to your rescue.
*Includes advance copies of every 360 launch game. Especially the unreleasable DOA4 "extra jiggle" verson with bonus oil wrestling multiplayer with moan speech synthesis.
*Includes a bonus "everything you need to know about xbox 360" booklet,featuring personal phone help lines from Bungie and their wives. Why would you want to talk to their wives.. We don't want to tell you, and we don't want to know!
*Includes 2 game babes trained for male comfort. Dress them up, strip em down, play strip halo. Who cares, just don't call immigration! And watch them call you Master Chief after 3 shots of vodka and 16 hours of continuous..um...ya know..
Think this is enough for your buck, WE DON'T!
We will also give you two tickets to see the NEW Sigfreid and Roy show in Las Vegas, watch Roy heal his emotional wounds with lawn darts and tazers. Note - No animals were harmed in the making of this show, two clowns were electricuted however.
Tired of those annoying team killers, well use your Insta-kill button to force electrical feedback into their controller via your uber-high speed ethernet ports. They'll be combing that burnt hair out for weeks!
Yes, the Ultra Deluxe Premium L33t Bundle has it all. All for the low low price of $25,000. But WAIT, THERES MORE!
We'll also include live velociraptors, a trex, and various impossible to find creatures. Want Sigfreid and Roys phone $? No Problem because we won't judge you!
This advertisement brought to you by Imperius enterprises, yet to succeed Microsoft in global domination standards. :hardcore:
This bundle is limited to 50 worldwide and comes with an assortment of bonus material and accessories never before found in the universe!
*Includes Ultra Deluxe Premium XBOX 360 Console - The casing is lined with pure silk then dipped in gold, then deep fried to golden perfection, then gold plated.
*Includes Insta-Kill technology not found in your typical bundle. A Big Ass red button to kill anything thats moving, breathing, or messing you up. Single player only!
*Includes titanium wireless controller/headset. Blow it up, nuke it, throw it into the garbage disposal... This bad boy will last you till the second coming.
For all those homework avoiders, the system comes with speech recognition, if any parent, adult or annoying sibling tries to pick up the system, it will call the police, military, and local NRA activist to your rescue.
*Includes advance copies of every 360 launch game. Especially the unreleasable DOA4 "extra jiggle" verson with bonus oil wrestling multiplayer with moan speech synthesis.
*Includes a bonus "everything you need to know about xbox 360" booklet,featuring personal phone help lines from Bungie and their wives. Why would you want to talk to their wives.. We don't want to tell you, and we don't want to know!
*Includes 2 game babes trained for male comfort. Dress them up, strip em down, play strip halo. Who cares, just don't call immigration! And watch them call you Master Chief after 3 shots of vodka and 16 hours of continuous..um...ya know..
Think this is enough for your buck, WE DON'T!
We will also give you two tickets to see the NEW Sigfreid and Roy show in Las Vegas, watch Roy heal his emotional wounds with lawn darts and tazers. Note - No animals were harmed in the making of this show, two clowns were electricuted however.
Tired of those annoying team killers, well use your Insta-kill button to force electrical feedback into their controller via your uber-high speed ethernet ports. They'll be combing that burnt hair out for weeks!
Yes, the Ultra Deluxe Premium L33t Bundle has it all. All for the low low price of $25,000. But WAIT, THERES MORE!
We'll also include live velociraptors, a trex, and various impossible to find creatures. Want Sigfreid and Roys phone $? No Problem because we won't judge you!
This advertisement brought to you by Imperius enterprises, yet to succeed Microsoft in global domination standards. :hardcore: