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Aurilius
08-02-2006, 03:11 PM
Word up. I'm aurilius. I'm brand spankin new to this forum and i'm looking forward to running my mouth. I'm a poor suburban white boy that has never even been in the same room as an xbox 360. I play videogames, create web graphics, play music for 2 bands, and masturbate furiously. I also like to play magic the gathering, read books, watch movies, and criticize everything. I'll be lurking more than posting, but you can be sure i'm no search bot.

laughs
08-02-2006, 03:18 PM
lol, welcome to XBA Aurilius! You seem like a character, so I hope you stay around. :cheers:

Lemon
08-02-2006, 03:47 PM
oh, like Marcus Aurelius?

great leader, he was...

Anyway
welcome to xba :D

wulkar
08-02-2006, 03:51 PM
Howdy.

Kyle Static
08-02-2006, 09:30 PM
Good to have you aboard, I too hit the schtick most furiously, I'm sure we'll get along.

Enjoy XBA dude.

Ainokeatoo
08-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Wazzup... Welcome to XBA make yourself at home... Feel free to take anyone's cookies you like... *Snatches Kyle's cookies* Like that... Ha ha, we're all like on big family so as long as you ain't annoying we're here to welcome ya in...

SamSmith
08-02-2006, 10:02 PM
I like the sound of you, and your furious masturbation.

Tony_Macaroni
08-02-2006, 10:45 PM
im glad to have another quirky character on board :D

Slowride
08-03-2006, 12:05 AM
Welcome to XBA.

mattgame
08-03-2006, 07:10 PM
I too masturbate with the great fury of the mighty winds of a tornado!!

Aurilius
08-04-2006, 05:59 PM
I'm gettin all happy in the pants now..... Thanks for the welcome's everyone. I'm glad i've found this place, i'll be here often now. The last forum I was at totally sucked. It's good to step into a neighborhood and find all sorts of different life merging together in an orgy of text. I'm looking forward to the cookies too. (Where are they at by the way? I'm hungry)

Whisper
08-05-2006, 08:35 PM
The cookies are right here. Do you want whisper's cookies? Just walk right over to my place, I'll take care of you.

Infraredragon
08-06-2006, 09:42 PM
Welcome to the forums Aurilius, you get a cookie now, and once you become a contributing member you'll move up to doughnuts. (XBA supplys all the meals in my house) :hump:

Nameless
08-07-2006, 11:27 PM
I like the sound of you, and your furious masturbation.
I worry about the fondness you have developed for the sound of his furious masturbation.

ll Mista GT ll
08-08-2006, 02:26 PM
I worry about the fondness you have developed for the sound of his furious masturbation.


I have the same concerns. Must be an Irish thing. :eek:

Slowride
08-09-2006, 01:03 AM
Must be, cuz i'm Irish and I to enjoy the sounds of furious masturbation.

mattgame
08-10-2006, 06:55 PM
I'm Irish?

Nato King
08-11-2006, 03:08 AM
Hey welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy yourself and have a good time.

mattgame
08-13-2006, 05:10 PM
Where are my damn sea monekys?!?!:cuss: