The Bragging Thread

[armyof_one/ltd]

...by naming this tread as it is hereby I command that anyone who enters this thread has the right to brag about the most awesome/amazing, plane ol freking bada$$, thing that tey've done in this game so far.

I'm first
I managed to pull out a headshot using the Longshot without leaving my cover. twice! :yikes: FTW!!!!1!!11!

AND! when playing co-op my brother and I managed to chainsaw the same guy three times in a row.:hump: :hump: :hump:

HUGE BTW!!! Doing the above should be a hidden achievement.:cool:

Who's next then?

[Nth Turtle]

From about 3 feet away, hidden behind cover with the remaining 2 enemies (Online Execution) completely oblivious to my location, I shot that big bow type thing... and missed. :cry: (It was my first game online, didn't know how to stand up out of cover, lol)

Wait... oh, you said bragging?!

Well I did manage to spot the last guy on the Locust team hiding behind a Container, his legs were showing underneath it, just enough leg to zap his knee with the Hammer of Dawn... :cool:

[wasabi_]

On gridlock, my entire team died, I hid behind some of those plants or whatever, it was 1 v 4, i chainsawed one of them, another one stickied me, but i was chainsawing another when it blew up so i didnt die, after i chainsawed that one i took out my pistol and whipped the other two to death since one was trying to snipe and couldnt shoot if his life depended on it

[Ainokeatoo-XBA]

Let's see where to begin?

I know, how about taking out the whole team with the hammer at one time? LMFAO It was hilarious, I don't know why but they all traveled in a group, I guess because you kill things faster anways, they all traveled in a tight group.. Well they stopped once I had the hammer one call and BOOM all of them explode, it was hilarious...

Uh let's see.... I've killed a whole team one after another in the same spot with a chain saw... I forget the name of the map but I was hiding around a corner with steps right on the other side, I waited till one came down chainsawed him, then the other one came down, chainsawed him, the third guy caught on and tried to pull his shotty out but was to slow, got him... the fourth guy totally oblivious to what was going on, which would commonly place him as the sniper, got him in the back.


I'm sure I got more... I dunno for now...

[EMX]

Double kill with the Boom shot was memorable, I'm sure you don't think it's that hard but it's not easy either.

Other then that nothing too special, some crazy shotgun headshots, a few nice Torque bow longshots, few nice sniper kills, the usual.

[Spitphyr]

Quadkill with the Boomshot. Getting 5, 100 kill achievements in one night of play. On numberous occasions taking out the whole opposing team with a pistol/shotgun. Too many to list. I'll edit later when I think of some.

[mattgame]

The best moment for me is when I smoked the last 3 guys on a team using a sniper, a fragtag, a shottie with a melee. It was so delicious and intense I almost had an orgasm but my wife came and interrupted me. *****.:cuss:

[safe wall]

I will admit at the start that I am a so-so player having my definate amazing and horrible moments that balance each other out. That being said, here are the amazing:

War Machine///Warzone///4v4:

I was behind one of the boxes and 3 of the Locust ran towards me and they planted behind various boxes. The first one came up and i popped over top of the box and one-shotted him. The next guy ran up and i popped over and I one-shotted him as well. Finally, the last guy tried to fake me out and juke past me. I blind-shotted him and killed him with a head shot when he rolled up.

War Machine///Warzone///1v3:

I thought i was screwed and was waiting up one of the wide staircases with a mini-wall on my left. From cover I saw one guy sprint up the stairs so I rolled out, tagged him, dodged the explosion and dove back. I did the same to guy #2. The third guy was not paying attention and almost ran past me only to turn around try to use his shotgun. I rolled out and chainsawed him for the winning kill of the round.

Gridlock///Warzone///1v1:

This is an amazing kill I saw that wasn't me. It was round 4 of an easy-win 10-round match. We won the first two rounds and purposely lost (Pete Rose style) the third round so they wouldn't quit. After that, they hid from us in 2 consecutive 1v1 fights and got draws. This was the 3rd time in a row there was a 1v1 fight to end a round. After many missed snipes and boomshots there were only 10 seconds left and my teammate was running to the waterfront boxes at their spawn from the boom shot area. From the grenades came their player with one frag in his hand. Clearly trying to tag for a last-second kill he rolled towards my teammate. With only 4 seconds left and a shot gun in his hands, my teammate twisted and headshotted the guy, about 3 feet away, for a round-winning shot that was one of the best and craziest moments I've ever seen. Needless to say, after the continual dominating that ensued, they left out of shame.

Escalation///Warzone///1v2:

This is one of the most embarassing moments I've ever had. I thought it was a 1v1 fight left and that after I downed my opponent I could take my time and curb stomp him. So, not wasting TOO much time, I ran around the corner from where I shot him and went to curb stomp him. However, from behind, I got a one-shot death from an opposing shotgun to lose the round. It was most likely the most embarassing moment I've ever had, :-/.

Hope you enjoyed the lenghty, but hopefully entertaining, list of moments.

[mattgame]

I will admit at the start that I am a so-so player having my definate amazing and horrible moments that balance each other out. That being said, here are the amazing:

War Machine///Warzone///4v4:

I was behind one of the boxes and 3 of the Locust ran towards me and they planted behind various boxes. The first one came up and i popped over top of the box and one-shotted him. The next guy ran up and i popped over and I one-shotted him as well. Finally, the last guy tried to fake me out and juke past me. I blind-shotted him and killed him with a head shot when he rolled up.

War Machine///Warzone///1v3:

I thought i was screwed and was waiting up one of the wide staircases with a mini-wall on my left. From cover I saw one guy sprint up the stairs so I rolled out, tagged him, dodged the explosion and dove back. I did the same to guy #2. The third guy was not paying attention and almost ran past me only to turn around try to use his shotgun. I rolled out and chainsawed him for the winning kill of the round.

Gridlock///Warzone///1v1:

This is an amazing kill I saw that wasn't me. It was round 4 of an easy-win 10-round match. We won the first two rounds and purposely lost (Pete Rose style) the third round so they wouldn't quit. After that, they hid from us in 2 consecutive 1v1 fights and got draws. This was the 3rd time in a row there was a 1v1 fight to end a round. After many missed snipes and boomshots there were only 10 seconds left and my teammate was running to the waterfront boxes at their spawn from the boom shot area. From the grenades came their player with one frag in his hand. Clearly trying to tag for a last-second kill he rolled towards my teammate. With only 4 seconds left and a shot gun in his hands, my teammate twisted and headshotted the guy, about 3 feet away, for a round-winning shot that was one of the best and craziest moments I've ever seen. Needless to say, after the continual dominating that ensued, they left out of shame.

Escalation///Warzone///1v2:

This is one of the most embarassing moments I've ever had. I thought it was a 1v1 fight left and that after I downed my opponent I could take my time and curb stomp him. So, not wasting TOO much time, I ran around the corner from where I shot him and went to curb stomp him. However, from behind, I got a one-shot death from an opposing shotgun to lose the round. It was most likely the most embarassing moment I've ever had, :-/.

Hope you enjoyed the lenghty, but hopefully entertaining, list of moments.

I loved it! Great stuff!

I just got a triple kill to end a round again! I love that shat man! It's exhilarating, and intense. GBGOW!!

[hoodlum]

I was playing some 4v4 warzone on canals.
As the game just started I had to go and do the number 2 int he toilet immediately. Luckily my bathroom is well within range of the 360 so I could still control my character just I cant see what im doing. So I jsut sat at the spawn with the chainsaw revving as I did number 2. My friends were telling me in the ear to hurry up and then they said "watchout man sum1s coming" and the guy ran right into my chainsaw. And I got a kill from the toilet lol

And then of course me not being able to see whats going on, I apparently got sniped cause i was standing in the open after the kill with the chainsaw revving.

But still how great is that and yes after the number 2 I felt 10 pounds lighter. And yes I did did put the controller down to wash hands and was controller.

[mattgame]

I was playing some 4v4 warzone on canals.
As the game just started I had to go and do the number 2 int he toilet immediately. Luckily my bathroom is well within range of the 360 so I could still control my character just I cant see what im doing. So I jsut sat at the spawn with the chainsaw revving as I did number 2. My friends were telling me in the ear to hurry up and then they said "watchout man sum1s coming" and the guy ran right into my chainsaw. And I got a kill from the toilet lol

And then of course me not being able to see whats going on, I apparently got sniped cause i was standing in the open after the kill with the chainsaw revving.

But still how great is that and yes after the number 2 I felt 10 pounds lighter. And yes I did did put the controller down to wash hands and was controller.

I threw up a little in my mouth.......................................

[laughs]

I was playing some 4v4 warzone on canals.
As the game just started I had to go and do the number 2 int he toilet immediately. Luckily my bathroom is well within range of the 360 so I could still control my character just I cant see what im doing. So I jsut sat at the spawn with the chainsaw revving as I did number 2. My friends were telling me in the ear to hurry up and then they said "watchout man sum1s coming" and the guy ran right into my chainsaw. And I got a kill from the toilet lol

And then of course me not being able to see whats going on, I apparently got sniped cause i was standing in the open after the kill with the chainsaw revving.

But still how great is that and yes after the number 2 I felt 10 pounds lighter. And yes I did did put the controller down to wash hands and was controller.

$10 say's you didn't actually wash your controller... I mean do any of us actually even wash our hands? I know I don't, I just run the water and pretend to... :watchout:

[SPARTAN 0841992]

$10 say's you didn't actually wash your controller... I mean do any of us actually even wash our hands? I know I don't, I just run the water and pretend to... :watchout:

typical laughs

where to begin?

well ill just put up my most recent favorite:

i was playing mansion and just messing around with my chainsaw, destroying all the cover i could find, and all of a sudden the last guy in their team (i was the last guy on mine) started shooting at me, so (without stopping the chainsaw mind you) i ran up to him and got him. you may think its no big deal, but i ran from the longshot spawn all the way to the front door without being hit. destroying 3 pieces of furniture along the way.

[wulkar]

I was on the mansion level. it was 4 0n 4. my team got slautered before i could even make it tothe boomer.

i got a double kill with the boomer taking out there guy with the sniper. a guy got the drop on me but i rooled away and blasted him. then the last guy was running around trying to find me and i was behind him for atleast 2 min. got him. then the next round. my team was slautered again and i didnt even pick up the boomer. i got 3 downs and 2 curbstomps. a headshot and then i sawed the last guy.

best rounds ever

[mattgame]

I just killed this guy by no scping his ass with the longshot from about 10 meters. I did a backwards roll and came up, locked on and boom off with his damn head! I was teh man!!:rofl:

[Conchord]

i just beat super mario bros on the original nes.

eat that suckas,

[mattgame]

i just beat super mario bros on the original nes.

eat that suckas,

This post will be used as evidence to explain that ritalin should indeed be an over the counter drug.

[Conchord]

huh? sorry, i wasnt paying attention.

[mattgame]

huh? sorry, i wasnt paying attention.

:rofl: :hail: Excellent.

[laughs]

i just beat super mario bros on the original nes.

eat that suckas,

The intensity showed in sir Mario's eyes. He dug deep within his now dwarfed bod, as he fearlessly trusted himself upon the beast! Time momentarily stood still... The beast gazed straight ahead, with no Mario now in sight. The horizon abruptly begun to shift as the beast ferociously fell into the fluent hell beneath.

[BROOKLYNSBATMAN]

:hail: :hail: in gridlock my team mates died i was left by myself so i graved the boom waited till they all came up by the side houses (u know where its really dark) and just so they knew where i was i through a smoke grenade so when they all charged up boom!!!! one **** 4 hit kill of course i got called a camper but 4 vs 1 u better be a camper..

in fuel depot ive done the same with the hammer of dawn in canal ive hit the guy that goes sniper in there bridge with the torch bow on the bottom middle long distance status its like routine for me.... and ive gotten asked to be in clans more than 10 times dont join cause i dont have the time....:hail:

[wulkar]

i just beat super mario bros on the original nes.

eat that suckas,

you liar...that is impossible to accomplish.

pics or it didn't happen.