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Silent-XBA
01-27-2008, 03:29 PM
Our very own Chupacabra, also known as Yannie Boy, and a group of employees over at EA took on Bungie in Halo 3.

They didn't fair so well though, but congrats bro for being mentioned and having an opportunity to play Bungie employees.

Remember the last time we played EA Tiburon? We do (http://xs123.xs.to/xs123/08034/kkav275.jpg). After calling us out, EA Tiburon’s not-so-crack team was thoroughly dismantled.

Unhappy with the results the first time around, Zachre Sylvestre and other members of EA Tiburon’s more competitive cadre of employees decided that the corporate behemoth had been grossly misrepresented as fragile little Halo-playing ballerinas in the first go ‘round.

EA Tiburon held a series of tryouts where an arbitrator judged each players’ teamwork abilities in addition to examining each participants’ raw stats in a pair of objective-based games and a pair of slayer games. Then once they’d determined who their Best of the Best included, they organized them into a team and practiced. They also begged us not to field Frankie, since they felt that is what caused their crushing last time.

Would EA Tiburon rise from the ashes of defeat and spread its wings and fly?

Not if we had anything to say about it.

Bungie
New0001 – Yes
Eamon – Yessir
Abe Froman SK – Yes magnified
JonnyOthan – Yes ad infinitum
Thug Larz – Oh Yez
TJ Scoot – Yes manEA Tiburon’s Greatest and Best Halo Players in the our Galaxy and other Galaxies
Yannie Boy – It could be worse, you could’ve been Yanni Boi
StabbAmonte – Not one time Blackhawk great Tony Amonte
Shadow Kisuragi – Yeah, that’s Lars’ favorite anime, too.
J0NATHAN RAMB0 – Apparently the one with the letter O instead of a zero was taken
pariahmatt – Why so self hating? L
ToBeAnnounced 0 – Nostradamus of number of EA winsLink (http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13171)