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    Tell me gaming fans; does any preparation go into getting ready to play a game?
    Here is my set of protocols before gaming and what
    Usually happens when gaming session ends. All must be met…lol

    1: trip to toilet to empty bladder
    2: strap on bladder bag, so I can just play and go
    3: raid munchies cupboard
    4: insert intravenous drip into my arm for fluids
    5: have team talk with my Xbox about how well we r going to do 2night
    6: switch machine on and mong at screen in amazement for a while
    7: do a few yoga hand movements to relax hand muscles
    8: start playing (20:00)
    9: wake up around 03:00 AM
    10: wipe drool from around my mouth
    11: look at the time and say to myself “god is that the time, just 5 more minutes”
    12: turn machine off and hug it goodnight
    13: take quietest path up stairs using the diagram I had made the night before (always thinking)
    14 sneak into bed as light as a feather
    (My partner): What time is it?
    (Me): it’s just a dream go back to sleep
    (My partner): No, what time is it:
    (Me) 01:00 o clock
    (My partner) I need a drink……
    (few minutes pass)
    (My partner): its not bloody 01:00 o clock at all more like 03:30
    (Me): ZZzzzzzzzzzzz……… Dreaming about tomorrows adventure on the Xbox
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    smoke a few special selected "herbs"
    The weak shall perish.
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    I hope you weren't serious with some of those steps.

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    Oh hes definetly serious

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    Even the urine bag?

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    Originally posted by khaos2005
    Even the urine bag?
    LOL

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    I think that Code Monkey is the guy. I would of never came up with something like that.

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    hehehehe

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    Originally posted by khaos2005
    Even the urine bag?
    how else are you supposed to play interruption-free? Don't you use a urine bag, all the cool kids are doing it!

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    HECK YEA YOU NEED A URINE BAG MAN BUT I COULDNT GO GET AN EXPENSIVE ONE AFTER BUYING THAT GAME SO I JUST GOT A NEEDLE WATER HOSE A WAL MART BAG AND SOME SCISSORS, THAT ALL YA NEED MAN...O YEA AND DON'T FORGET CRACK!

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    Originally posted by xbaaddict
    HECK YEA YOU NEED A URINE BAG MAN BUT I COULDNT GO GET AN EXPENSIVE ONE AFTER BUYING THAT GAME SO I JUST GOT A NEEDLE WATER HOSE A WAL MART BAG AND SOME SCISSORS, THAT ALL YA NEED MAN...O YEA AND DON'T FORGET CRACK!
    thats 1 way i guess
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    sweet

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    i just usually turn it on and play... I do it too often to go through all those steps...

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    Creepy...I think the xbox has influenced you completely the wrong way. But on the lighter side you could probably create a lawsuit against microsoft and claim insanity

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    i usually do about an hour of yoga and meditation, to prepare my mind before my xbox gaming

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    Yoga should be good for the whole finger moving thing lol.

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    hehe...nice post, Codemonkey!

    The steps I normally take are:

    Grab Beer with hand, set down beer, grab XBox controller. Repeat several times throughout the evening

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    lather. rinse. repeat

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