In issue ten of oxm, the crew writes bad poem’s about our great first person shooter Halo, lets start our own poem’s, I’m still working on mine. Let’s have some fun.
In issue ten of oxm, the crew writes bad poem’s about our great first person shooter Halo, lets start our own poem’s, I’m still working on mine. Let’s have some fun.
Last edited by FuNkY mOnK; 08-05-2002 at 09:26 AM.
You can catch me high off the pot
Shoot you in the eye
Yes indeed a head shot
blow you out of a warthog and watch you fly
shoot you in the air to make sure you die
Dropping frag grenades on your dead body
then ill squat over you like im doing potty
Ninjas mom is good in the sack
almost as good as JJaX on the attack
Ill grab your flag and run away
While your girl gives me some foreplay
I can play halo all day and night
talk s4it to JJaX prepare to fight
R.I.P.DZ
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They call me master chief because I pack deadly heat and I frag all the addicts to death, you could bet when we get live online you won’t have time to sweat.
lol hahahah Jjax that was awsome man hahah
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JJax your poem was tight
but now im gunna fight
cauz your head is in my sight
my bullet is what your gunna bite
a sniper shot to the dome
will send u crying home
before the end of this poem
which tests my vernacular
but my head shot skills are spectacular
that why i always get a Killtacular
O.N. is the only Master chief
so bring it if u got beef
i smoke a marijuna leaf
just for comic releif . . .
Your off the squad!
Take That!
Har har har! Im glad you like fellas!
THis is almost turning into a Halo freestyle battle!
R.I.P.DZ
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Like lemonade, I’ll drink your grenades, you aint the master, you’re the master baiter, My rocket launcher, is here to haunt ya, So run while can I’ll count to ten, and don’t look back it doesn’t matter, bang, now your dead and I’m your master.
yo fok that rockets r for the weak
so stop camping you geek
a sniper and 3 pistol shots is what i seek
find a spot on the peak
then ill melee u in the back of the head
and your already dead
u respawn and eat my lead
like a loaf of bread
i kill u in the gultch or sidewinder
u cant hide cauz ill find ya
then ill put a shotgun in your face
so u can tell me how the bullets taste
Your off the squad!
Take That!
Those bullets taste great now I’m smiling in your face, and looking in my eyes you can’t deny your fate. So don’t try and lay low, you’re a victim of Halo.
I will kill you good and mery. HAHA YOUR DEAD FUC*ING FERRY.
Plasma grenade goes
Flying at the grunt, he screams.
Boom! Now he can fly.
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Sychotic Quote for the Whenever: "Leave it to Americans to think that "no" means "yes," "****ed" means "angry," and "curse word" means something other than a word that's cursed!"
good thing for warthog,
doesn't need gas,while running
over grunts, i'm happy.
I put in the clip,
I turned off the lock,
now look behind you,
your head is now shot.
Shoot me once,
shame on me,
shoot me twice,
now your dead!
Halo Halo
It is fun
Look out for my blazing gun
Now your dead and gone
And I wait for you to respawn
And then it happpens all over again
Bam! Bam! I'm the man!
Halo is the **** but I tell ya I suck, I havent beaten no legendary I just run a muck,
I cant shoot for **** and im always the bi tch, but it's all in good fun cause I like getting shot in the ass with a gun ,
I try too outrun the shot gun blast but it's like trying too outrun killer bee's, when those 8 guage pellets make contact I'll look like swiss cheese,
I cannot run and I cannot hide cause it's killin time and im always the pray, goddamit why do lan parties have to be soo **y?
Im out gunned and I smell like a bum, so leave me alone for once so i can have some dam fun!!!!
Last edited by NonFanboy; 09-01-2002 at 04:10 AM.
Ask me about alpacca herding!
don't try to creep from behind
rocket fodder time after time
little did you know I was only bait
to send you knockin at heaven's gate
with my sniper rifle in hand
no safe place in all the land
stuck a grenade on your balls
splattered your blood on all the walls
don't whine, you only make it more fun
putting slugs in you from my trusty handgun
listening to punk rock while I punch you in the back
I gotta tell you your style of play is totally whack
Another Victim of the PPmonster (My handle when XboxLive launches)
Just wiped another off the roster
Punched your dead body for a better workout
You'd never go the distance in our title bout
Drink my can of whoop@s$, burp in your ear
How does it feel to be full of fear
send your dead body flying through the air
with a grenade or a rocket, I don't care
Say you're tired, and you've had enough
Please don't leave, I'll stop playing so rough.
very funny stuffOriginally posted by NonFanboy
Halo is the **** but I tell ya I suck, I havent beaten no legendary I just run a muck,
I cant shoot for **** and im always the bi tch, but it's all in good fun cause I like getting shot in the ass with a gun ,
I try too outrun the shot gun blast but it's like trying too outrun killer bee's, when those 8 guage pellets make contact I'll look like swiss cheese,
I cannot run and I cannot hide cause it's killin time and im always the pray, goddamit why do lan parties have to be soo **y?
Im out gunned and I smell like a bum, so leave me alone for once so i can have some dam fun!!!!
Originally posted by FuNkY mOnK
very funny stuff
Funny but true....
Ask me about alpacca herding!
LMAO!!!!!!! i love this one for some reason so im gonna steal it from you when i play against my friends and stuffOriginally posted by BlindSniper
I will kill you good and mery. HAHA YOUR DEAD FUC*ING FERRY.
This is not a peom, but taken from EGM.
And on the first day the XBOX did launch with a Halo, and we looked upon it, and saw that is was good. For it produced many weapons, each strong and weak according to its kind, so that we may blow our enemies-and each other-to tiny bits, in His mercy. And the land did teem with a great multitude of living creatures, both good and evil, and vehicles to drive along the firmament and fly across the expanse of the sky. Such was the power of Halo's glory that for 40 days and 40 nights we played alone, on difficulties low and great. Then we said, "It is not good for a player to be alone," and behold! Cooperative and multiplayer modes were brought forth, AND FOR 40 MORE DAYS AND NIGHTS WE PLAYED TOGETHER, AND THEN STILL MORE. Then we said, "Blessed is the XBOX owner, for the game of the Year is his." And the people did rejoice.
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