Sticky Icky Icky

[aronx]

Ode to the XBox:

I'm sitting at work thinking of you,
How would I feel if I sniffed some glue?
Your green eye and smooth black skin
Are enough make me grin
Again and again.
I'll break you off and come back for more,
Then in a few years show you the door.
Please be there for me on the fiftenth
Or know the F-ing store clerks teeth!

[l Maximus l]

That was beautiful...I think I'm going to cry...*sniff sniff*