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    Default Tis' another Christmas poem thread! 2003!

    Tis' another poem for XBox thread and all is pumped up for 2003
    Drinking so much beer and a blatter full of pee

    An interesting year with XBox in 2002
    With 2003 with better things to expect for me and all of you

    XBox Live has proven to be a bad ass service
    Sipping on a 40 in all of sure gaming bliss

    On DZNutz, on Kraft, on JJaX, on Brevity and the rest of the dirty dozen
    Kicking all other clan's asses, their brothers, sisters, and cousins

    A beer I shall consume for everyone one of you tonight
    Drinking a bunch of guiness is the way to do it right

    The craziness of the Addict is completely insane this Christmas year
    With all other opposing console fansites gripping the XBox threat with FEAR

    Seeing the threat of the XBox and XBox Live
    Damn, I need another beer...hand me over number five

    Noticing Snoopy catch up with posts on Maximus-XBA
    Allowing him to keep on dreaming and dreaming along the way

    Playing some Unreal Championship and taking no prisoners
    Just bring on with me and bring you to the losers

    But, enough of the flaunting from yours truly
    Just write your own Christmas/XBox poems: good or unruly

    So this closes this spontanious poem just for tonight
    And to all of the XBox Addicts, have a great gaming time this night!

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    Maxy .....

    Very nice....and to all my fellow XBA'ers out there....


    Happy Holidays

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    11 more days, happy holidays to all you guys.

    max, very touching
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    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?" Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others" - Nelson Mandela

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    Here I sit in my recliner,
    passing christmas time.
    And what better way to spread the sprit,
    than to spend my time onilne.

    I thank you, Max, for your dose of cheer,
    that you've brought to our great site.
    So in your name I'll crack a beer
    I guess that makes 12 tonight...

    It's great to see so many posters
    coming here all the time.
    The only thing that is better
    Is killing you posters online

    So Merry Christmas XBA
    And my pals all on D12.
    And a merry christas to all of the other console users,
    (though you will all burn in MS Hell!)

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    Is the season to be jolly
    whack a ps2 owner for being a wolly

    with splinter cell on the box
    lets just say the xbox rocks

    gamecube owners will sing and dance
    on how they missed there xbox chance

    to all the guys and gals on here
    lets all be merry and have a beer ..


    merry xmas peeps ....
    Scared ? You will be.

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    Xbox Owner is cool,
    And no, he's not a fool.

    Just wait til' he gets Xbox Live
    When I get threw with you, your ass will be mine!

    Xbox is better than you,
    Even though I don't know about Docter Who.

    Xbox Addict is the site,
    Damn..Xbox is so tight!

    Christmas is coming,
    And bill gates is cunning.

    Xbox will dominate next year,
    H0lla if ya hear!


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    very nice guys even though im not a poet....

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    Originally posted by AloneInTheDark
    It was near christmas morning I was out of my bed.
    Peaked in moms room, all I saw was her head
    So slowly and quietly like sam fisher
    I snuk down the stairs, put on my green slippers
    Looking under the tree, awed and amazed
    Their lay many green cases all snug and tucked away
    Christmas morning will soon be here
    where I can play my games, while dad drinks a beer.
    lol, that one was great

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    hey maxy, dont ya mean 2002 instead of 2003?? o well

    Tis' the season to be jolly
    im dreaming of a green christmas
    with green X shaped cookies left out for santa
    and somehow i made the milk green for santa
    dont ask me how
    it may came from a cow

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Ho Ho Ho Ho
    there came christmas morning
    i looked outside
    saw green snow that are shaped like an X
    wtf?
    xbox christmas??

    Tis the season to be jolly
    i got in my xbox Robe and slippers
    slowly tip toein down the stairs
    my dog heard me and started to bark
    i kicked him in the head to shut him up
    before he wakes my parents
    o no, i felt bad
    i picked him up and felt sad
    told him im sorry and brought him down to the tree
    i see all the presents, that santa left me
    im guessin games, socks, clothes, more games
    then i looked over to where i left santa green cookies and milk
    i saw vomit all over the table
    o dang, mustve been the milk from that dam cow

    Tis the season to be jolly
    Ho ho ho ho
    i suck at poems
    i gave it my best
    o well
    merry christmas and a Happy new year
    my fellow XBA!!

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    i felt the need to post this link in here

    http://www.xboxaddict.com/forums/sho...514&perpage=15

    PS: what was i thinking?

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    I remember when you guys made these kinda poems a year ago, Lol

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    This is not so much a poem, but a carol, you know "Deck the Halls"

    Deck the halls with lots 'o games
    fala lala la la la la la

    On XBOX Live I'll gane my fame
    fala lala la la la la la

    I'm on there so much I'm deemed fanatic
    fala la lala la la la la

    But what they don't know is I'm an XBOX Addict!
    fala la la la la la la la

    Well I tried right? any way Merry Christmas XBA! I've really enjoyed my membership here, and look forward to the up coming year, as Xbox WILL dominate and this is the best place to get the info!
    -Happy Holidays!!

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    lol this is a great thread ,love the poems guys ,i will write one soon! Merry Xmas!
    Hidden Content props to Caged Soul for the sig an props to my mom for giving birth to me

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    I give thanks to all that have so far replied
    Loving every moment of this XbOx pRYdE!!!

    Sitting at the library while I get my wife's brakes fixed
    Why not spend time here talking with my bros, players, and pimps!?

    I'm actually dead serious...my wife's PT Cruiser is getting repaired
    I thought I would just share this even if no one cared

    But, as soon as I get home after spending a couple hundred bucks to fix the car
    I'll be sitting at home playing my box which isn't too far

    But, before I jump on-line to play some XBox Live
    I'll have to crack open a couple beers...okay, more like five

    Hopefully I'll see some Addicts on their to team up and kick some ass
    Likely playing more UC punishing anyone gets in our way...and we'll do it quick and fast

    As of earlier this week, yours truly was ranked 30 on Double Domination
    I'm feeling pretty confident with my gaming association

    See the future near for more gaming bliss
    I'll know that I'll have to make a horizontal to the bathroom to take a p!ss

    From drinking so much beer I wish I could dispose of my waste
    In a more convenient location - like on Ninja Scroll's face

    P!ssin' on his forehead, p!ssin' on his hair
    P!ssin' on his shoes, just to make it fair

    I'm actually jokin' about p!ssin' on my dawg
    We'll likely team up on Live on UC turning our opponents into a bloody glob

    So, there's another spontaneous poem from yours truly this day
    And to all of the Addicts, have a great gaming time today!


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    Originally posted by Maximus-XBA


    See the future near for more gaming bliss
    I'll know that I'll have to make a horizontal to the bathroom to take a p!ss

    From drinking so much beer I wish I could dispose of my waste
    In a more convenient location - like on Ninja Scroll's face

    P!ssin' on his forehead, p!ssin' on his hair
    P!ssin' on his shoes, just to make it fair

    I'm actually jokin' about p!ssin' on my dawg
    We'll likely team up on Live on UC turning our opponents into a bloody glob

    So, there's another spontaneous poem from yours truly this day
    And to all of the Addicts, have a great gaming time today!

    :o

    I dunno about no poems, but i'll drop dis lyrical verse for ya lil' waxy.


    Wanksta Waxy, he seems so happy, im about to pimp him and he'll look slappy/ silly... rub his Homer tummy, and still looks like a dummy/
    I whooped him in Unreal,.. head shots with steal/ his girl has JJax's prozac pillz/
    This ryhme is wack/ I guess I wont get dat Slim Shady Contract!:o :o

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    tis the seasons to be.....lazy
    xbox jollies lalalala

    grab the controller
    sit down on a chea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    look at that box
    it is so purty
    xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

    watch me kill stuff in halo yo
    xbox jollies lalalala

    you cant match my ubah kills fosho
    xbox jollies lalalala

    this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
    xbox jollies lalalala

    so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
    fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa

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    Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
    tis the seasons to be.....lazy
    xbox jollies lalalala

    grab the controller
    sit down on a chea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    look at that box
    it is so purty
    xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

    watch me kill stuff in halo yo
    xbox jollies lalalala

    you cant match my ubah kills fosho
    xbox jollies lalalala

    this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
    xbox jollies lalalala

    so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
    fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa
    lmao

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    Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
    tis the seasons to be.....lazy
    xbox jollies lalalala

    grab the controller
    sit down on a chea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
    xbox jollies lalalala

    look at that box
    it is so purty
    xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

    watch me kill stuff in halo yo
    xbox jollies lalalala

    you cant match my ubah kills fosho
    xbox jollies lalalala

    this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
    xbox jollies lalalala

    so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
    fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa
    lol, dude...that makes Bob River's "White Trash Christmas" look like a love song! hehe

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    lol

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    Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
    lol

    so u steal other ppl's poems, eh?

    Title of my Poem :My biatches in halo

    lalalalala
    o what fun xbox is
    rackin up kills in halo
    standin on top of the hills
    snipin ppl to their doom
    makin them my biatch

    lalalalalal
    i look behind me
    about 100 yards away
    theres a warthog a-comin
    i whip out my rockets
    launched one at them
    as i wait,
    i sipped my beer
    like maxy does
    the warthog stop,
    the coward jumps out of his jeep
    thinkin he can get away
    too late
    his ass went flying up the air
    THUD
    yup i made him my biatch

    lalalalalal
    in the snowy world of sidewinder
    how it reminds me of a white christmas
    with blood from my foes
    who all died in vain by me
    a coward saw me, up in the blue base
    he quickly tried to run to his mama
    i took out my sniper rifle
    Its my life baby
    i zoomed in to see the cowards head
    about half a mile away,
    i fired,
    and missed
    got p*ssed
    next shot i'll get him
    pateintly waiting for the right moment
    o sh1t son!, right in the neck
    send that coward spinnin
    gracefuly down to the snowy ground
    yup, just got me another biatch



    lalalalala
    In the hang em high
    the future version of the wild west
    standing from the blue base
    lookin at the red base,
    i saw my coward.
    known as my foe
    with no ammo for my launcher
    pistol or
    sniper,
    i took out a plasma 'nade
    i aimed high
    there was a gun shot from my coward
    tryin to snipe me
    that danm f00
    i yelled
    ' yo heres my present to ya'
    i quickly threw my 'nade
    watchin it slowly flowing towards my foe
    i had time to sip my beer.
    just my skills, the plasma 'nade landed on his face
    my coward ran, trying to shake it off
    gotta love plasma 'nades cause they stick good
    my coward blew up,
    flying up high
    landed hopeless down to the ground
    im glad he liked my gift
    just made me another biatch.


    lalalalalala
    o what fun xbox is
    i love my weapons
    i got a strong melee attack
    i grab me some invisible powerup
    slowly sneakin up on my foe
    dont tell me how
    my freind sam fisher showed me this move
    dont tell me why
    just watch
    standin behind my foe
    in broad daylight of blood gulch
    i biatch slapped him in the back
    teachin him a lesson not to mess with me
    i watch him slowly fallin down to his knees, then
    to his face,
    i look at his dead body
    sittin there laughin
    aint nobody messin with me
    just made me another biatch

    lalalalala
    o what fun xbox is
    cowards try to mess with me
    they die a thousand death
    dont be one
    be smart
    walk away
    dont challenge me
    cause it aint pretty
    being my biatch



    *finishes beer*

    *belch*

    Merry Christmas and Happy New year

    *farts*

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