Tis' another Christmas poem thread! 2003!

[l Maximus l]

Tis' another poem for XBox thread and all is pumped up for 2003
Drinking so much beer and a blatter full of pee

An interesting year with XBox in 2002
With 2003 with better things to expect for me and all of you

XBox Live has proven to be a bad ass service
Sipping on a 40 in all of sure gaming bliss

On DZNutz, on Kraft, on JJaX, on Brevity and the rest of the dirty dozen
Kicking all other clan's asses, their brothers, sisters, and cousins

A beer I shall consume for everyone one of you tonight
Drinking a bunch of guiness is the way to do it right

The craziness of the Addict is completely insane this Christmas year
With all other opposing console fansites gripping the XBox threat with FEAR

Seeing the threat of the XBox and XBox Live
Damn, I need another beer...hand me over number five

Noticing Snoopy catch up with posts on Maximus-XBA
Allowing him to keep on dreaming and dreaming along the way

Playing some Unreal Championship and taking no prisoners
Just bring on with me and bring you to the losers

But, enough of the flaunting from yours truly
Just write your own Christmas/XBox poems: good or unruly

So this closes this spontanious poem just for tonight
And to all of the XBox Addicts, have a great gaming time this night!

[Casper]

Maxy .....

Very nice....and to all my fellow XBA'ers out there....


Happy Holidays

[shrew king]

11 more days, happy holidays to all you guys.

max, very touching

[Kraft]

Here I sit in my recliner,
passing christmas time.
And what better way to spread the sprit,
than to spend my time onilne.

I thank you, Max, for your dose of cheer,
that you've brought to our great site.
So in your name I'll crack a beer
I guess that makes 12 tonight...

It's great to see so many posters
coming here all the time.
The only thing that is better
Is killing you posters online

So Merry Christmas XBA
And my pals all on D12.
And a merry christas to all of the other console users,
(though you will all burn in MS Hell!)

[Insane Jester]

Is the season to be jolly
whack a ps2 owner for being a wolly

with splinter cell on the box
lets just say the xbox rocks

gamecube owners will sing and dance
on how they missed there xbox chance

to all the guys and gals on here
lets all be merry and have a beer ..


merry xmas peeps ....

[Xbox Owner]

Xbox Owner is cool,
And no, he's not a fool.

Just wait til' he gets Xbox Live
When I get threw with you, your ass will be mine!

Xbox is better than you,
Even though I don't know about Docter Who.

Xbox Addict is the site,
Damn..Xbox is so tight!

Christmas is coming,
And bill gates is cunning.

Xbox will dominate next year,
H0lla if ya hear!

[# 1 Stunner]

very nice guys even though im not a poet....

[Xbox Owner]

Originally posted by AloneInTheDark
It was near christmas morning I was out of my bed.
Peaked in moms room, all I saw was her head
So slowly and quietly like sam fisher
I snuk down the stairs, put on my green slippers
Looking under the tree, awed and amazed
Their lay many green cases all snug and tucked away
Christmas morning will soon be here
where I can play my games, while dad drinks a beer.

lol, that one was great

[No Fear 23]

hey maxy, dont ya mean 2002 instead of 2003?? o well

Tis' the season to be jolly
im dreaming of a green christmas
with green X shaped cookies left out for santa
and somehow i made the milk green for santa
dont ask me how
it may came from a cow

Tis the season to be jolly
Ho Ho Ho Ho
there came christmas morning
i looked outside
saw green snow that are shaped like an X
wtf?
xbox christmas??

Tis the season to be jolly
i got in my xbox Robe and slippers
slowly tip toein down the stairs
my dog heard me and started to bark
i kicked him in the head to shut him up
before he wakes my parents
o no, i felt bad
i picked him up and felt sad
told him im sorry and brought him down to the tree
i see all the presents, that santa left me
im guessin games, socks, clothes, more games
then i looked over to where i left santa green cookies and milk
i saw vomit all over the table
o dang, mustve been the milk from that dam cow

Tis the season to be jolly
Ho ho ho ho
i suck at poems
i gave it my best
o well
merry christmas and a Happy new year
my fellow XBA!!

[PapaSKooT]

i felt the need to post this link in here

http://www.xboxaddict.com/forums/sho...514&perpage=15

PS: what was i thinking?

[Liquid Gears]

I remember when you guys made these kinda poems a year ago, Lol

[NINE BREAKER]

This is not so much a poem, but a carol, you know "Deck the Halls"

Deck the halls with lots 'o games
fala lala la la la la la

On XBOX Live I'll gane my fame
fala lala la la la la la

I'm on there so much I'm deemed fanatic
fala la lala la la la la

But what they don't know is I'm an XBOX Addict!
fala la la la la la la la

Well I tried right? any way Merry Christmas XBA! I've really enjoyed my membership here, and look forward to the up coming year, as Xbox WILL dominate and this is the best place to get the info!
-Happy Holidays!!

[DIGITAL]

lol this is a great thread ,love the poems guys ,i will write one soon! Merry Xmas!

[l Maximus l]

I give thanks to all that have so far replied
Loving every moment of this XbOx pRYdE!!!

Sitting at the library while I get my wife's brakes fixed
Why not spend time here talking with my bros, players, and pimps!?

I'm actually dead serious...my wife's PT Cruiser is getting repaired
I thought I would just share this even if no one cared

But, as soon as I get home after spending a couple hundred bucks to fix the car
I'll be sitting at home playing my box which isn't too far

But, before I jump on-line to play some XBox Live
I'll have to crack open a couple beers...okay, more like five

Hopefully I'll see some Addicts on their to team up and kick some ass
Likely playing more UC punishing anyone gets in our way...and we'll do it quick and fast

As of earlier this week, yours truly was ranked 30 on Double Domination
I'm feeling pretty confident with my gaming association

See the future near for more gaming bliss
I'll know that I'll have to make a horizontal to the bathroom to take a p!ss

From drinking so much beer I wish I could dispose of my waste
In a more convenient location - like on Ninja Scroll's face

P!ssin' on his forehead, p!ssin' on his hair
P!ssin' on his shoes, just to make it fair

I'm actually jokin' about p!ssin' on my dawg
We'll likely team up on Live on UC turning our opponents into a bloody glob

So, there's another spontaneous poem from yours truly this day
And to all of the Addicts, have a great gaming time today!

[Ninja Scroll]

Originally posted by Maximus-XBA


See the future near for more gaming bliss
I'll know that I'll have to make a horizontal to the bathroom to take a p!ss

From drinking so much beer I wish I could dispose of my waste
In a more convenient location - like on Ninja Scroll's face

P!ssin' on his forehead, p!ssin' on his hair
P!ssin' on his shoes, just to make it fair

I'm actually jokin' about p!ssin' on my dawg
We'll likely team up on Live on UC turning our opponents into a bloody glob

So, there's another spontaneous poem from yours truly this day
And to all of the Addicts, have a great gaming time today!

:o

I dunno about no poems, but i'll drop dis lyrical verse for ya lil' waxy.


Wanksta Waxy, he seems so happy, im about to pimp him and he'll look slappy/ silly... rub his Homer tummy, and still looks like a dummy/
I whooped him in Unreal,.. head shots with steal/ his girl has JJax's prozac pillz/
This ryhme is wack/ I guess I wont get dat Slim Shady Contract!:o :o

[Kortiz]

tis the seasons to be.....lazy
xbox jollies lalalala

grab the controller
sit down on a chea
xbox jollies lalalala

i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
xbox jollies lalalala

look at that box
it is so purty
xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

watch me kill stuff in halo yo
xbox jollies lalalala

you cant match my ubah kills fosho
xbox jollies lalalala

this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
xbox jollies lalalala

so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa

[No Fear 23]

Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
tis the seasons to be.....lazy
xbox jollies lalalala

grab the controller
sit down on a chea
xbox jollies lalalala

i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
xbox jollies lalalala

look at that box
it is so purty
xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

watch me kill stuff in halo yo
xbox jollies lalalala

you cant match my ubah kills fosho
xbox jollies lalalala

this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
xbox jollies lalalala

so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa

lmao

[l Maximus l]

Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
tis the seasons to be.....lazy
xbox jollies lalalala

grab the controller
sit down on a chea
xbox jollies lalalala

i'll kill bad guys on SC ova hea
xbox jollies lalalala

look at that box
it is so purty
xbox jollies xbox jollies lalalala

watch me kill stuff in halo yo
xbox jollies lalalala

you cant match my ubah kills fosho
xbox jollies lalalala

this is the end of my stupid poem/song thing
xbox jollies lalalala

so get out of my face or i will beat ya foos, yo my managers don king
fa lalalala la la la laaaaaaaaaa

lol, dude...that makes Bob River's "White Trash Christmas" look like a love song! hehe

[Kortiz]

lol

[No Fear 23]

Originally posted by ChickenSHHHH
lol

so u steal other ppl's poems, eh?

Title of my Poem :My biatches in halo

lalalalala
o what fun xbox is
rackin up kills in halo
standin on top of the hills
snipin ppl to their doom
makin them my biatch

lalalalalal
i look behind me
about 100 yards away
theres a warthog a-comin
i whip out my rockets
launched one at them
as i wait,
i sipped my beer
like maxy does
the warthog stop,
the coward jumps out of his jeep
thinkin he can get away
too late
his ass went flying up the air
THUD
yup i made him my biatch

lalalalalal
in the snowy world of sidewinder
how it reminds me of a white christmas
with blood from my foes
who all died in vain by me
a coward saw me, up in the blue base
he quickly tried to run to his mama
i took out my sniper rifle
Its my life baby
i zoomed in to see the cowards head
about half a mile away,
i fired,
and missed
got p*ssed
next shot i'll get him
pateintly waiting for the right moment
o sh1t son!, right in the neck
send that coward spinnin
gracefuly down to the snowy ground
yup, just got me another biatch



lalalalala
In the hang em high
the future version of the wild west
standing from the blue base
lookin at the red base,
i saw my coward.
known as my foe
with no ammo for my launcher
pistol or
sniper,
i took out a plasma 'nade
i aimed high
there was a gun shot from my coward
tryin to snipe me
that danm f00
i yelled
' yo heres my present to ya'
i quickly threw my 'nade
watchin it slowly flowing towards my foe
i had time to sip my beer.
just my skills, the plasma 'nade landed on his face
my coward ran, trying to shake it off
gotta love plasma 'nades cause they stick good
my coward blew up,
flying up high
landed hopeless down to the ground
im glad he liked my gift
just made me another biatch.


lalalalalala
o what fun xbox is
i love my weapons
i got a strong melee attack
i grab me some invisible powerup
slowly sneakin up on my foe
dont tell me how
my freind sam fisher showed me this move
dont tell me why
just watch
standin behind my foe
in broad daylight of blood gulch
i biatch slapped him in the back
teachin him a lesson not to mess with me
i watch him slowly fallin down to his knees, then
to his face,
i look at his dead body
sittin there laughin
aint nobody messin with me
just made me another biatch

lalalalala
o what fun xbox is
cowards try to mess with me
they die a thousand death
dont be one
be smart
walk away
dont challenge me
cause it aint pretty
being my biatch



*finishes beer*

*belch*

Merry Christmas and Happy New year

*farts*