Hey everybody.
If you were watchin the posts about 2 weeks before to about a week after the launch, you may have seen the popular sticky thread of "Waiting for Xbox" posems, headed by our good friend Maximus. With the holiday season coming in less than a month, i thought it would be cool to have a similar thread, taking holiday songs/poems and adding an X-Box theme.
So, here goes nothing...
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(to the tune of "The Night Before Christmas...")
'Twas the Night Before Christmas the neighbors called the cops
making too much noise playing halo co-op
The controllers were nestled all snug in our hands
While visions of convenants danced in our heads
When up on the couch there arose such a clatter
I dropped the controller and asked. "What's the Matter?"
It was a fanboy of LameCube, booing so quick
"I hate the graphics, its oversized and too thick"
He saw our icy stares and he ran away
I called on our fanboys, all of them by name:
"Now Maximus, now Jason, now Shannon and XBOX Dude!
On Steven, on Jeremy, he's being too rude!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the clamping ond clomping of each of his boots
We put up a ladder, and he turned around
We chased after him with leaps and bounds
We tackled him down, beat him in his beer belly
It juggled around like a bowl of grape jelly.
We spoke not a word, we were doing our work
we were beating him up, that poor little jerk
And we exclaimed, as he drove out of sight
"Merry X-Box to all, and to all a good night!"
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