Maybe we're all just tools for some elite galactic empire composed entirely of women. They were the ones who gave mankind video games, and they have vibrators hooked up to our games! So these "elite galactic empire women", or EGEW as I like to call them, use us to stimulate themselves. So every time you put in a game, they're just sitting there, up in space somewhere, getting off to it because they have no men.
Why don't they just abduct us? It would be much, much easier and funner for the gamers, too.
That's just my two cents. You know, it is possible.
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