My dad comes home today and calls me into the living room. I was totally expecting to get yelled at for not pulling up the flowerbeds out front, which I had been putting off for a couple days. Luckily, this wasn't the case.

"Son, tomorrow sounds like a good day for Christmas shopping, don't you think?"
*hands me 590 dollars*
"Wait in line tomorrow morning and buy me a 360."

I pretty much had to change my pants. Needless to say, I'm making my brother wait in line at 4 AM, then I'll be joining him at 7, then rushing in at 9 when the doors open. I'd better bring some pokemon cards to throw and distract the other nerds in case i'm not in the first 15.