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    Default Buy My SEAMONKEYS! suckers

    Word up. I'm aurilius. I'm brand spankin new to this forum and i'm looking forward to running my mouth. I'm a poor suburban white boy that has never even been in the same room as an xbox 360. I play videogames, create web graphics, play music for 2 bands, and masturbate furiously. I also like to play magic the gathering, read books, watch movies, and criticize everything. I'll be lurking more than posting, but you can be sure i'm no search bot.

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    lol, welcome to XBA Aurilius! You seem like a character, so I hope you stay around.

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    oh, like Marcus Aurelius?

    great leader, he was...

    Anyway
    welcome to xba
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    Howdy.
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    Good to have you aboard, I too hit the schtick most furiously, I'm sure we'll get along.

    Enjoy XBA dude.
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    Wazzup... Welcome to XBA make yourself at home... Feel free to take anyone's cookies you like... *Snatches Kyle's cookies* Like that... Ha ha, we're all like on big family so as long as you ain't annoying we're here to welcome ya in...

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    I like the sound of you, and your furious masturbation.
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    im glad to have another quirky character on board
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    Welcome to XBA.
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    I too masturbate with the great fury of the mighty winds of a tornado!!

    This is MY HOME

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    I'm gettin all happy in the pants now..... Thanks for the welcome's everyone. I'm glad i've found this place, i'll be here often now. The last forum I was at totally sucked. It's good to step into a neighborhood and find all sorts of different life merging together in an orgy of text. I'm looking forward to the cookies too. (Where are they at by the way? I'm hungry)
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    "Who is not satisfied with himself will grow; who is not sure of his own correctness will learn many things."
    "We live now upon an island amid many perils, and our hands are now more often upon the bowstring than upon the harp" - Haldir of Lorien

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    The cookies are right here. Do you want whisper's cookies? Just walk right over to my place, I'll take care of you.

    I used to post here a lot.

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    Welcome to the forums Aurilius, you get a cookie now, and once you become a contributing member you'll move up to doughnuts. (XBA supplys all the meals in my house)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam-XBA
    I like the sound of you, and your furious masturbation.
    I worry about the fondness you have developed for the sound of his furious masturbation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless-XBA
    I worry about the fondness you have developed for the sound of his furious masturbation.

    I have the same concerns. Must be an Irish thing.
    hi!

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    Must be, cuz i'm Irish and I to enjoy the sounds of furious masturbation.

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    I'm Irish?

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    Hey welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy yourself and have a good time.

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    Where are my damn sea monekys?!?!

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