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    Smile 70 reasons why you HAVE to have a Xbox!!

    No more threads demanding reasons to buy a Xbox.

    70. easy to spell
    69. rock-solid controller
    68. Black and White buttons
    67. long cables
    66. breakaway controller feature
    65. no handles
    64. trigger buttons
    63. 2 memory card slots
    62. Xbox communicatoe
    61. Verbal commands
    60. Xbox dashboard
    59. Music manager
    58. Parental control
    57. HD interface
    56. mumblings and rumblings
    55.Out options
    54. Simple design
    53. AV packs
    52. OXM
    51. Quality TV Out
    50. Max resolution
    49. HDTV Support
    48. Remote Contol--DVD
    47. Graphical Prowess
    46. Drink Holder
    45. Cheap
    44. DVD Drive
    43. 733 MHZ Processor
    42. The Jewel
    41. HD
    40. 4 contoller slots
    39. Xbox Media Communications Processor
    38. Dolby Digital
    37. Surround Sound
    36. Dynamic music and sound
    35. HD built-in
    34. HD Space
    33. Short loading times
    32. Massive worlds
    31. Persistant worlds
    30. MMORPGS
    29. Level Editors
    28. Broadband Adaptor
    27. Built in Broadband Adapter
    26. No horizontal stand
    25. System link
    24. Additional Content
    23. Online Downloads
    22. Most powerful Console Graphics chip
    21. Heavy--weight loss
    20. Pixel Shaders
    19. Vertex Shaders
    18. High resoultion Anti-Aliasing
    17. Polygon Throughput
    16. Shadows
    15. Bump-mapping
    14. Green
    13. Texture Compression
    12. Simultaneous textures
    11. Reflecting Mapping
    10. Programmable
    9. Sound of Silence
    8. MS is a bottomless pit of $
    7. Easy to develope for
    6. Massive marketing
    5. Deloper Support
    4. Enough for everybody
    3. Future
    2. Games

    .....1. XBA!!!

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    So you must have read the OXM booklet too.
    Games I own so far:
    PGR--SSX Tricky
    DOA3--HALO
    Obi Won--Silent Hill2
    Max Payne--NFL Fever
    THPS2x--Dave Mirra2
    Genma Onimusha--Wreckless
    Raw-JSRF-Blood Omen 2

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    what OXM boklet???
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    Pathetic Slimeball... even when there are 2 of them....
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    Groaning, Aching, Miserable Elf, a Completely Unworthy Being, Everyday
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    70 reasons is a lot of reasons to buy and xbox. I don't think I saw this in one of the OXM. I think I must have skipped passed that part. I just want to say that I like your reasons.

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    Originally posted by Serg_w
    70 reasons is a lot of reasons to buy and xbox. I don't think I saw this in one of the OXM. I think I must have skipped passed that part. I just want to say that I like your reasons.
    It was the preview issue they did something like this......

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    Originally posted by JJaX


    It was the preview issue they did something like this......
    Yeah...I remember reading that! Most of them were actually pretty d a m n funny

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    Yeah, credit to OXM on this. I picked one up at my Best Buy. I was surpised to see them have it. It is pretty funny!!

    Too bad XBA wasn't included in there!!

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    Default Re: 70 reasons why you HAVE to have a Xbox!!

    Originally posted by Wreckless
    No more threads demanding reasons to buy a Xbox.

    70. easy to spell
    69. rock-solid controller
    68. Black and White buttons
    67. long cables
    66. breakaway controller feature
    65. no handles
    64. trigger buttons
    63. 2 memory card slots
    62. Xbox communicatoe
    61. Verbal commands
    60. Xbox dashboard
    59. Music manager
    58. Parental control
    57. HD interface
    56. mumblings and rumblings
    55.Out options
    54. Simple design
    53. AV packs
    52. OXM
    51. Quality TV Out
    50. Max resolution
    49. HDTV Support
    48. Remote Contol--DVD
    47. Graphical Prowess
    46. Drink Holder
    45. Cheap
    44. DVD Drive
    43. 733 MHZ Processor
    42. The Jewel
    41. HD
    40. 4 contoller slots
    39. Xbox Media Communications Processor
    38. Dolby Digital
    37. Surround Sound
    36. Dynamic music and sound
    35. HD built-in
    34. HD Space
    33. Short loading times
    32. Massive worlds
    31. Persistant worlds
    30. MMORPGS
    29. Level Editors
    28. Broadband Adaptor
    27. Built in Broadband Adapter
    26. No horizontal stand
    25. System link
    24. Additional Content
    23. Online Downloads
    22. Most powerful Console Graphics chip
    21. Heavy--weight loss
    20. Pixel Shaders
    19. Vertex Shaders
    18. High resoultion Anti-Aliasing
    17. Polygon Throughput
    16. Shadows
    15. Bump-mapping
    14. Green
    13. Texture Compression
    12. Simultaneous textures
    11. Reflecting Mapping
    10. Programmable
    9. Sound of Silence
    8. MS is a bottomless pit of $
    7. Easy to develope for
    6. Massive marketing
    5. Deloper Support
    4. Enough for everybody
    3. Future
    2. Games

    .....1. XBA!!!




    You have way too much time on your hands

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    would that be the DEC. issue???
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    think about it...
    an
    Xtremely Big Outrageous Xtravagant Worior
    will kill a
    Pathetic Slimeball... even when there are 2 of them....
    not to mention obliterate a
    Groaning, Aching, Miserable Elf, a Completely Unworthy Being, Everyday
    Hidden Content

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    It was not included with the mag. It was next to the register at my K Bee toys store and it was FREE. Once again it did not come with the OXM Mag.
    Games I own so far:
    PGR--SSX Tricky
    DOA3--HALO
    Obi Won--Silent Hill2
    Max Payne--NFL Fever
    THPS2x--Dave Mirra2
    Genma Onimusha--Wreckless
    Raw-JSRF-Blood Omen 2

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    Default They're pre-issue

    My wife picked one up at Target the other night. They were printed before the initial launch date.
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