Creamed Corn
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
10
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
15
Embrace Impermanence
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
10
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
10
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
10
Remorse
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
5
Royal Buffet
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
10
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
5
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
10
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
10
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
40
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
10
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
10
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
10
Well Done
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
10
What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
25
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
40
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
40
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
(Secret Achievement)
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
10
Corruption
(Secret Achievement)
Saw every character's "bad ending". (Player 1 only)
25
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
(Secret Achievement)
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
10
God Bless Us, Every One
(Secret Achievement)
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
10
Grand Theft Karma
(Secret Achievement)
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
10
It Belongs In a Museum
(Secret Achievement)
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
10
Learn to Stop Worrying
(Secret Achievement)
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
10
Prevenge
(Secret Achievement)
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
10
Redemption
(Secret Achievement)
Saw every character's "good ending". (Player 1 only)
25