Review: Soul Calibur V
Review: Happy Action Theatre
Review: All Zombies Must Die!
Review: Self Defense Training
Review: Choplifter HD
Review: Your Shape Fitness 2012
Preview: UFC Undisputed 3
Review: NCIS The Game
Review: Raving Rabbids: A & K
Review: Worms Ultimate Mayhem
Demo: Syndicate Co-op
Xbox 720 Will Be Six Times as Powerful
Demo: UFC Undisputed 3
Xbox LIVE Arcade House Party Dates and Prices
UFC Undisputed 3 demo launching next week
Resident Evil 6 Confirmed
Deadlight Turning on XBLA This Summer
Arcade: Haunt
Arcade: Scarygirl
Microsoft warns of fake Halo 4 beta invites
Happy Holidays 2011!
Calibur 11 Battlefield 3 Vault Review
Dungeon Siege III DLC: Treasures of the Sun Review
Two Worlds 2 – Pirates of the Flying Fortress DLC Review
Forza 4: November Speed Pack DLC Review
Deus Ex DLC: The Missing Link
KontrolFreek FPS Freek EPIC Review
Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition DLC
Captain America Pinball FX2 Table
E3 2011: Mad Catz Preview
Soulcalibur V
Double Fine Happy Action Theater
All Zombies Must Die!
Self Defense Training Camp
Choplifter HD
Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012
NCIS Game
Raving Rabbids: Alive & Kicking
Worms™: Ultimate Mayhem
Motion Sports: Adrenaline
Orcs Must Die
Black Eyed Peas Experience
Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3
Kinect Sports: Season 2
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7
Rayman Origins
Bejeweled 3
PowerUp Heroes
Tropico 4
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
UFC Undisputed 3
UFC Undisputed 3
Need for Speed: The Run
Saints Row: The Third
WWE ’12
Goldeneye 007: Reloaded
Assassins Creed Revelations
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Battlefield 3
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
Puddle (12)
Soulcalibur V (50)
Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion (50)
The Simpsons Arcade Game (12)
Rhythm Party (12)
Motion Explosion (37)
Self Defense Training Camp (50)
Haunt (12)
Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 (47)
Scarygirl (12)
Warp (12)
Gotham City Impostors (12)
Shoot Many Robots (12)
Wipeout 2 (44)
Family Feud 2012 Edition (25)
Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 (48)
Marvel Super Hero Squad: Comic Combat (40)
Happy Feet Two: The Videogame (45)
Final Fantasy XIII-2 (31)
The Adventures of Tin Tin (50)
Saturday, June 18, 2005.
by Tony Ingrassia

Conker: Live and Reloaded Box art

Conker: Live and Reloaded

Share: Twitter facebook googlebuzz email

I can remember hearing about our furry little friend way back in the day, I remember seeing a box with this cute little squirrel on it, the game was Conkers Bad Fur Day. Didn’t sound that good, what do I need with some cutesy platformer for my N64, so I passed on by. A few weeks later a friend asked me if I had played it, I laughed and asked why, well it turns out I missed the boat on this one boys and girls, because after I played my buddies game I made my way back to the store and added this envelope pushing, genre bending foul mouthed squirrel to my permanent library. Conker has sat there ever since, so when I heard Rare was going to resurrect my fuzzy friend, I was truly excited and waited not so patiently to see what they had in store for us.


Well, 5 years after my 1st Fur Day experience I sit down to take in the latest incarnation of our friend from Rare, Conker Live and Reloaded. Let me start by saying it’s great to see my buddy get an “Ultimate Makeover”. For those of you who are fans you will be thoroughly pleased with how great the game looks compared to its N64 days, it’s not perfect, but it’s a great improvement. For newcomers to the Conker world, be prepared to shatter all the cute and fuzzy stereotypes from games gone by.

Conker Live and Reloaded basically boils down to 2 sections, the 1st being somewhat of a remake of the original Conkers Bad Fur Day. All the obscenities are present, the squirrel with a knack for making the wrong choices and solving his problems by having a few…too many, is back in all his glory. In the single player game Conker is a platformer and a puzzle game, work your way through Conkers dilemmas and obstacles and make it to your goal. The controls are very simplistic and super easy to pick up and run with, the game still utilizes context-sensitive controls, get into a tight jam were a bat would be handy, and poof, a little light bulb goes off over your head, and a push of the “B” button pulls it out of your pocket. The fun in Conker is the humor and the characters, I mean were else can you have a Boss battle against a pile of poop. The let down with the single player game is that it was tweaked to make it better, but they also cut some of the original out for I’m not really sure what reason. It comes straight out of Conkers mouth during the game that this isn’t a port of the original. As he gets to an obstacle he approached in the original his actions from the original don’t work anymore, that’s great that you would take the time to make the game a little different for us returning gamers, but why delete entire levels. Not that it hurts the game experience greatly, but as a fan of the original I would have liked to have seen all the original content in some manner.

On the subject of tweaking, Conker has been polished up but some things haven’t improved greatly, their better, but not great. The camera controls are still frustrating at times, but better than they were. Get into a tight spot like a ledge and you will get a little frustrated with the camera. Taking Conker into the water is still a pain, the swimming controls are still a little difficult. Another issue is the pace of the game in the early stages, it’s still a little bogged down, the pace does pick up as the game goes on, and actually near the end it gets down right frenetic by comparison, but I’m hoping it doesn’t loose gamers along the way. Which leads me to a simple conclusion, gamers may get bored and not give this game the time it needs to fulfill their gaming experience, and this game definitely needs time to grow on you.



That being said, it also applies to the 2nd part of the game, the on line multiplayer mode. Rare went the route of all out mayhem with the XBL end of things. It’s a fast paced, explosions fest with heat blurs a plenty from near misses and just mass chaos throughout. What contributes to this chaos? Well for starters you never need to search for ammo, you will need to reload but you’ll never run out of bullets. Conker also utilizes a class distinction in picking who you want to be when playing, classes are the same for both sides, cute and furry squirrels or the Tediez. Each class offers its own unique weapons and style, from a bazooka wielding destruction machine to a stealthy cloaking assassin. The problem is that in the beginning the Live end of Conkers is a little confusing; you really feel like your thrown in the middle of the ragging fire and don’t know what to do. The interface doesn’t help any, it’s too cluttered and not real user friendly. I can tell you that time is the answer, as your comfort level increases and you get the flow and pace of the game it is much more enjoyable. The maps for the most part are well designed and diverse in their surroundings. You have your usual death match and mission based objectives, but I would recommend going with larger groups rather than small ones, the game play just seems to be a little better when the roster is full.

A nice addition to the area between single player and XBL is Chapter X, were you can enjoy the multiplayer mode with the use of bots. Now I now this doesn’t sound that appealing to some, but I have to say it’s a great training ground for the Live portion of the game. Try out different classes, get to know the maps and get a feel for the game without suffering at the hands of your friends.



All in all it was fun to play Conker again, it was the same yet different, in some ways I felt the original was better, in other ways it was great to see an old friend get the spit shine he so deserved. The on-line portion is a ton of fun even when confusing, playing with others on line will surely bring a laugh or two to the group. Expect the same laughter in 2 player split screen and system link gatherings. This game is solid and is really about the humor set in gear by Conker himself, who really doesn’t give a rats a** about anyone but himself, he’s been cleaned up graphically but he’s basically the same old Conker I couldn’t put down 5 years ago. Some of you will unfortunately abandon this game prematurely, some of you will stick it out and go the 10 or so hours to the end, personally I think it’s going to be a fifty fifty split. Live will be were this game pulls ahead, manning turrets and causing mass destruction has never been more fun…come on, it’s squirrels against teddies, have you ever seen a teddy bears head explode?

Fans of the original, I recommend you go down the Conker trail once more, you’ll enjoy it. Newcomers see what the buzz is all about this squirrel, and if you don’t laugh…there is something wrong with you. Rare did an admirable job with Live and Reloaded, I wish they would have tweaked a few different things, but that’s ok. The time they spent developing the Live content is appreciated, I think it will please many of the Multi-Player maniacs once they get a grip on the game play, don’t get me wrong, this isn’t Halo or Rainbow Six, but when you need a break for the serious tactical stuff, Conker is your man…or, err, Squirrel.





Overall: 8.6 / 10
Gameplay: 8.0 / 10
Visuals: 10.0 / 10
Sound: 9.8 / 10
Write your own review of Conker: Live and Reloaded. Click Here.
(Sign Up)
Xbox 360 Titles: 817
Xbox 360 Arcade Titles: 448
Xbox Titles: 832
Registered Members: 42,517
Forum Posts: 734,282
Staff Reviews: 1,063
Member Reviews: 10,339
News Articles: 10,941
Screenshots: 24,438
Xbox 360 Achievements: 36,090
Xbox 360 Faceplates: 2,016
Cheat Codes: 1,706

1. phuture 909 - 123,212
2. Unreal - 122,015
3. Symmetric-XBA - 89,725
4. tacohead - 80,991
5. Nato King-XBA - 60,413
6. 12buckmafia-XBA - 57,474
7. Variation-XBA - 54,765
8. Timmy Bauer - 51,965
9. Steeps5 - 34,799
10. Silent-XBA - 33,275
11. Enamelized420-XBA - 32,341
12. Kamshaft-XBA - 25,234
13. angeto - 24,628
14. oddjob428 - 23,850
15. Symmetrics Love - 22,540
16. thAshAdyOne - 19,865
17. SpaceGhost2K-XBA - 16,170
18. Alx1138-XBA - 15,610
19. Ainokeatoo-XBA - 15,041
20. Tampad - 15,009
21. Ricepuppet - 14,722
22. Bakeman - 14,082
23. Soda Jones - 11,958
24. mattgame - 11,925
25. HaZarD SFD-XBA - 11,722
(Top 150)
Deadlight
Post by Timmy Bauer
2 Replies, 178 Views
Amazing Skyrim cover!
Post by Kamshaft-XBA
3 Replies, 201 Views
Trials Evolution
Post by Kamshaft-XBA
2 Replies, 166 Views
Kingdoms of Amalur:...
Post by Symmetric-XBA
22 Replies, 436 Views
Xbox 360 Kiosk Discs
Post by Ed Hunter
13 Replies, 478 Views
Can you convert old...
Post by mutha_ucka
0 Replies, 241 Views
Batman Arkham City =...
Post by mattgame
4 Replies, 443 Views
Play free FIFA 12 game...
Post by adrean
0 Replies, 295 Views
Apple iPad2…Is it a...
Post by adrean
4 Replies, 294 Views
PS4, Xbox 720...
Post by adrean
16 Replies, 522 Views
Best 5 video game...
Post by adrean
5 Replies, 353 Views
What have you been...
Post by FPSMadPaul
16 Replies, 468 Views
Best strategy game for...
Post by Jinty.Maginty
7 Replies, 430 Views
Need Help w/ NEW...
Post by IzzyOwnsYouAll
8 Replies, 440 Views
2 profiles, deleted...
Post by ame8199
5 Replies, 349 Views
1. l Maximus l - 15,769
2. Variation-XBA - 13,482
3. mattgame - 13,012
4. Soda Jones - 4,423
5. Shadow20002 - 4,258
6. Nato King-XBA - 4,119
7. Sam-XBA - 4,111
8. Ainokeatoo-XBA - 3,677
9. Fargoth - 3,573
10. Silent-XBA - 3,409
11. SpaceGhost2K-XBA - 3,212
12. DocHoliday78 - 3,089
13. vman - 2,353
14. thAshAdyOne - 2,328
15. Bakeman - 2,076
16. Kamshaft-XBA - 1,859
17. Symmetric-XBA - 1,638
18. Unreal - 1,550
19. HaZarD SFD-XBA - 1,348
20. Enamelized420-XBA - 1,289
21. Steeps5 - 1,079
22. BigJosh359 - 971
23. Motoko - 917
24. EMX - 803
25. MoonTar - 290
26. Symmetrics Love - 171
27. scozzard - 162
28. Ricepuppet - 138
29. Alx1138-XBA - 131
30. pierrevincy - 130
31. oddjob428 - 104
32. wasabisabi - 102
33. tacohead - 98
34. Timmy Bauer - 90
35. angeto - 84
36. phuture 909 - 77
37. Tampad - 51
38. 12buckmafia-XBA - 48
39. blueamcat - 46
40. kaori30 - 31
41. Ed Hunter - 16
42. The Mattbox - 15
43. Pepsi - 6
44. legend80 - 5
45. DBMB - 2
46. Autn5 - 2
47. Gali - 1
48. benwhite - 1
49. Stellar91 - 1
50. ZorgX - 1
1. Yellowlab - 121
2. Variation-XBA - 114
3. mattgame - 95
4. Highlite23-XBA - 89
5. Young_Fledgling - 82
6. Sam-XBA - 80
7. Megaherz *RAGE* - 74
8. The Jackal - 74
9. xj74 - 73
10. Shadow20002 - 67
11. CrazyCougar - 66
12. mrmp3 - 65
13. xdragon - 62
14. oddworld20-3000 - 59
15. Silent-XBA - 59
16. Kamshaft-XBA - 57
17. BlindSniper - 56
18. natewebb - 56
19. (ScArab) - 56
20. Marc - 53
21. Symmetric-XBA - 49
22. Whisper - 47
23. Xbox Masta 4 - 43
24. Sharky53 - 42
25. Y2D - 42
26. Lord Vivic - 41
27. JediMasterChief - 40
28. thunder0810 - 39
29. adzmullz1 - 39
30. Ninjermy - 38
31. Blind-RazoR - 38
32. MixMasta - 38
33. Alx1138-XBA - 38
34. kenji - 37
35. JayMan36 - 36
36. DaGameBoy - 36
37. Liquid Gears - 35
38. murken - 33
39. mentat - 33
40. RichVGS - 32
41. wweomaniac - 31
42. 12buckmafia-XBA - 31
43. asammw - 31
44. BillyDKid - 30
45. Folgerboy-XBA - 30
46. George89 - 30
47. pvsurfer03 - 29
48. CrazyKane - 28
49. super_ryu - 28
50. colosso - 28


 
© 2000-2011 XboxAddict.com - All rights reserved. All trademarks are properties of their respective owners.
Xbox is a registered trademark of Microsoft. XboxAddict.com is not affiliated with Microsoft.
Made in Canada