Xbox countdown thread

[cvking]

it came out for dc!?

[cvking]

i was makin fun of the sega one

[Aaron]

no i got like this sega genesis emulator disc thingie i burned for my DC thats got like 1100+ games on it

[cvking]

sweet, i got a few emulators on my cpu. Ive got Snes, Gameboy, Gameboy advanced and N64 and im trying to get dc but it's hard to find. hey what's cell shading?

[Aaron]

hmm i wonder what words are blocked out

**** **** **** **** ***** **** **** ***** ******* Mother ****er Donkey Raping ****eater

[Aaron]

wowwwww

[Aaron]

*BuMp*

[Aaron]

here is yet another extensive test of the profanity test system

arse
arsed
arsehole
arseholes
blowjob
blowjobs
bollixed
buggeration
bull****
crapola
****
****head
fecking
****
****ed
****er
****ers
****ing
****s
****wit
****wits
****witted
god****
god****ed
knackered
naff
n****r
pillocks
****
****ed
****es
****ing
shat
****
****less
****ted
****ting
****ty
t***s
wank
wanked
wanker
wankie
wanks
wop

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

So what were the words with stars? I couldn't read them.... :D :D

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Look at these numbers!


Total Posts: 259

User Posts

FuNiOnZ 85
Severe_Tire_Damage 48
cvking 33
rancey 25
Door69 25
Mothumos 16
Jade 14
addict733 4
xboxlover 3
thedrisc 2
Marc 1
dances with broom sticks 1
Iceman 1
Dr. J

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Thats like 130+ posts of Toejam and Earl Jammin out and video gaming. Crazy!

[Aaron]

**** **** **** **** mother****er ***** Pornography ****sucker

[Aaron]

werd. *BuMp* TJ&E holding it down

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Yo Earl. I think at this rate we'll reach the 1000 post goal just by ourselves

[Aaron]

yea

[Aaron]

I

[Aaron]

know

[Aaron]

they

[Aaron]

are

[Aaron]

slackers

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Get a belt Earl

[Aaron]

Oops... sorry

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

*BuMp*

[Aaron]

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMmmmMMMMMmMMMMMMMP*

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Yea! Alright! Root beer...

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

*bUrP*

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Well I gotta go play at my highschool's homecoming football game. Not play IN but to play with the band. Cya guys later tonight.

[Aaron]

*BuRp* Dork *BuRp*

[Rancey]

:mad:

[Aaron]

um ok

[Rancey]

Just bumpin

[Aaron]

we are gonna reach 1000 views before we get to 1000 posts.................................


*BuMp*

[Rancey]

heh

[Rancey]

Even if you have viewed it before, if you view it a second time and so on, the views will count towards the total..so every thread should have more views than posts.

[Aaron]

*BuMp*

[cvking]

*Bump*

[Rancey]

This is now just the 'bump' thread

[cvking]

:D *bump* :D

[cvking]

how do you make a big pic as my signature??

[xboxlover]

tHIS THREAD IS GETTIN ON A BIT BUT A LONG WAY TO GO TILL 1000

[Aaron]

need i remind you we have 2 months till launch?

*BuMp*

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

Hey Funionz, how do you like my new sig? Its cool if you just let your eyes follow him for a while. You get all disoriented.

[Rancey]

burp, any1 gonna tell me how I get a pic under my name (not under my sig)

[Severe_Tire_Damage]

User CP >>Edit options>>You'll see where to go from there

[Rancey]

Thanks STD!!!! mmm....is STD suppose to also be the initials for...well you know.

[Aaron]

Heh, yeaaa

[Aaron]

*BuMp*

[Aaron]

Hey WYGM, get on AIM bro

[cvking]

Hey STD how do you put the picture there

[Aaron]

and we should tell you why? you made these forums a living hell, now ya gotta deal with the repercussions

[Aaron]

ahhhhhh cant get these stinkin matches........

[cvking]

thank you:(

[Aaron]

your welcome

[cvking]

:)

[Aaron]

:mad:

[cvking]

:p

[Aaron]

crackbabys these days............ makes me wonder

[cvking]

riiiiiight

[Aaron]

are you POSITIVE your mom didnt ingest any illegal drugs while she was pregnant with you? :rolleyes:

[cvking]

please don't make fun of my mother, and what have i ever done to you beside filter the forum and im not the only reason

[Aaron]

you were bornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

no seriously though, you took away our freedom, thats reason enough

[cvking]

i know, im sorry dude really
would you like me to make a freakin thread about it?

[Aaron]

no that would just be yet another lame spam from you

The problem is, that you did the ****, you came here fine at first, then you started flaunting this whole 420 thing, people dont care what you do to ruin yourself. Then you started to curse. And not just here and there, it was everywhere. You told me quote un quote "Blow me Onion man" when i told you to leave people alone. Then you told STD to "suck funioz balls sum more" So you refused to follow the set rules. Then when we all get punished and get our freedom to speak taken away, you pull this 360 act and try to be some "new" guy here, you think we are supposed to just accept you back after all that? its doubtful.

[cvking]

im not being new i am being my self b4 i was being a d.ick head

[Aaron]

yeah youre trying to be friendly now, but thats okay, i'll let the people see through it

[cvking]

and i wasnt flaunting 420 i was saying that becasue RVD by favorite athlete. And im not a pothead i just smooke every one or 2 months when i am ****ed which is mainly becasue i don't have a mother. Also i am not smoking it's been like 3 months since the last time i have and i am trying to keep it that way becasue i will be ruined if i keep doing it. And i was jk im not a "screw up" i get decent grades and im not an Ahole.

[cvking]

people won't see threw it becasue i wasnt a d.ickhead wheni 1st got here

[cvking]

believe what u want but somewhere along the line you will see the whole picture

[Aaron]

naw i wont... ever hear that expression about first impressions?

[cvking]

no and i don't really care it's a forum not a date

[Aaron]

well you should care thats why we dont even like your little ***got ass

[cvking]

ok im not here for you im here for the xbox

[Aaron]

ah the xbox........ bet you will cuss at it the first time you lose too

:rolleyes:

[cvking]

lose to who you O now your talkin haha
1st game that has internet capability your mine

[cvking]

settle our differneces in a good game of grid iron football

[Aaron]

actually i was talkin about the xbox. but as for games, sure. Unreal Championship. You VS me

Im sure my 16,000+ kills in Perfect Dark and my 10+ years of quake wont come in handy :rolleyes:

[cvking]

im not getting unreal championship i have it for pc. But my friend is borrowing it right now

[Aaron]

dont lie you dont have it for PC

[cvking]

So how bought nfl fever 2k2?? looser leaves forum and the game is scheduled on november 18 so we both get some basics down??
you up for it or not?:cool:

[Aaron]

hahahah thats a good one. BTW, you have Unreal TOURNAMENT, not CHAMPIONSHIP.... on the NFL Fever note, doubtful as im not getting it lol oh and online play isnt till next march buddy k thx

I challenge you to Medal Of Honor : Allied Assault, Loser has to smack their mom, oh waiitttt :rolleyes:

[cvking]

it's over

[cvking]

you go to far

[cvking]

really funionz that has nothing to do with the forum it really is not funny. Did you think alliyah's death was funny if so you really are a cruel person

[Aaron]

ha with 0 losses, and 82 knockouts, the undisputed champion of the woooooorrrllllllddddddddddd funionzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

as for aaliyah (notice the correct spelling, cause i still have a brain to think with) no i thought it was quite sad and i was the first person to make a thread about it and pay respects to her.

:cool:

[cvking]

Hmm you can't loose your a mod, if anyone says something you can just boot them so they don't keep going.

[Aaron]

then why are you still here? i wanna watch you buckle under the pressure

[cvking]

im here to talk about the xbox and im not buckling under any pressure this isnt a fight. Notice how i am not saying anything to you that would affend you.

[Aaron]

ah youre one of those tree huggin hippie types..... figures. Like shootin fish in a barrel.

[cvking]

hahah that was a good one ill give it to ya:D but actually i hate those type of kids

[cvking]

since you want to know so much about you let me explain

kenpo karate student since the age of 5 2nd degree black belt, and average school student b's and some c's, play jv basketball
love football abd that would probaby but it

[cvking]

and that would be it* not a good english student considerning i am cape verdean

[Aaron]

interesting..... suddenly everyone in the world knows karate once it comes to push and shove, but it dont help ya much, karate aint nothin but a bunch of flashy moves, can get your ass kicked all the same

[cvking]

yeah there are different styles indeed some are flashy but not kenpo kenpo is hands and feet and defence with a weapon
i think your talkin about hudon which is the dtyle in "crouching tiger hidden dragon"

[cvking]

if you wanns see kenpo watch the ufc

[Aaron]

well yeah ya dumbass, anyone can fight with a weapon you tard. but ya better kill me with that first hit or else you are totally ****ed

[Rancey]

If you look it actually tells you how

[cvking]

i would neva strike 1st, strike 2nd and strike hard and fighting is not a problem solver but a problem maker

[cvking]

If you look it actually tells you how

??

[Aaron]

thats why i like making problems

[cvking]

So you like fighting, that's nice. Ive been in really bad situations trust me you never want to get into alot of fights unexpected things happen.


One time this kid got into my face and was talking trash and i didnt say a **** word i was just waiting for him to swing and he did and he missed as soon as i was about to swing 2 of his friends come from behind one had a glass bottle and hit me over the head with it ...trust me fightin doesnt solve anything

[Rancey]

Well where you put your sig it also tells you how to add an image.

[Aaron]

and your precious little kenpo didnt save ya? HA didnt think so. I wouldnt miss

[Rancey]

I don't understand you Americans, WTF are you on about funionz?

[cvking]

i didn't miss, he swung i ducked then as soon as my head went back up to swing i get nailed behind me with a glass bottle

im just telling to so you don't keep fightin unless you where kidding cuz some kids are dirty and bring a bunhc of friends as for me i wasn't planning to fight so i didnt bring anyone but my fists

[cvking]

he is about making fun of someon's dead mother

[Rancey]

I am confused :p

[Aaron]

yep and skull****in her too

[cvking]

whatever that was, NYways rancy he thinks it is funny that my mother passed away when i was a child

[Rancey]

ic

[cvking]

what do you think?

[Rancey]

My opinion is no opinion

[Aaron]

you poor baby, want me to play a violin?

[cvking]

yeah that would be nice:D

[Rancey]

hehe...only 30mins till cvking goes off (It is 3:50 in US right?)

[cvking]

it's only 11 51 here in boston

[cvking]

i get it though lol 4 20 haha

[cvking]

since there is so much talk about my 420 sign let me fix it for yall

[Rancey]

hehe

[Aaron]

lammmeeee

[cvking]

there RVD you guys happy

[Rancey]

hahaha, I was gonna ask when you were gonna cave in and change it :D

[Aaron]

lemme check.... youre still here??? nope

[cvking]

i am here and i changed my **** 420 so now will you stop
and get back to something bigger and better the xbox

[Rancey]

I think the answer will be no

[cvking]

i agree

[cvking]

he doesnt quit
:D atleast thatsone thing i like about the dude

[Rancey]

haha, I never thought I'd hear one of you say you LIKE something about the other! :p

[cvking]

because im a real man to admit he is to pridefull to admit anything

[Rancey]

lol, even if funionz decided to stop I am sure that just insited him :D

[cvking]

hehe hopefully not that lasted a good hour

[Rancey]

I think it only stopped because he isn't on the forums anymore, but when he comes back watch out!

[cvking]

he is here it says his name watch out?? he doesnt threaten me all he says is that im a stoner and my mom is this and that doesnt do much

[cvking]

do you hate me cuz he says everyone sent emails to ban me??
and i emailed alot of people and they said its not true.

[Rancey]

There are currently 3 members and 0 guests on the boards. | Most users ever online was 15 on 09-04-2001 at 01:43 PM.
cvking, HaloElite, rancey

I don't see his name there

[cvking]

o

[Rancey]

*bump* :p

[Koopa]

Originally posted by rancey
*bump* :p

*gets bumped*

owwww, that hurt, watch it punk!:mad:

:D :D

so this is kinda like the official post cram thread huh? okay thats cool with me;)

[Rancey]

Yep, when you wanna post some junk you post it here :D

[cvking]

the junk thread

[Koopa]

Originally posted by cvking
o

I love your intelligent input :-/

[Aaron]

ahhh im back watch the **** hit the fan now suckas...... haha he thought i left cause of him? pfftt i laugh at that thought

[Rancey]

I think it is just a 'bump' thread

[Rancey]

funionz> lol

[Koopa]

Originally posted by rancey
Yep, when you wanna post some junk you post it here :D

okay, if you say so...
http://xboxmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/hardwaresnokay/console_in.jpg

JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING, DON'T KILL ME!!!!!:D

[Rancey]

hahaha, I gotta admit that was pretty funny :p

[Aaron]

.....

anyways

im baaaaaackkkkkkkkkkkkkk

isnt it past your bedtime cvking? isnt it time you got off your mommys puter.... oh wait

[cvking]

no i know you left cuz you wanted to not cuz of me

[Rancey]

We are almost at 400replies! Woohoo!

[cvking]

uncalled...do you love my mom she i go to her grave and get her corspe for you because you seem to be obsesed about her

[cvking]

no i say 200 post me and you put up @tleast 200

[Rancey]

400!!!

[cvking]

:D

[Rancey]

Well we certainly added a lot of em :p

[cvking]

we are gonna have way more than 1,000 before 11/8/01

[cvking]

we should have a seperate for rancey:D 3,000 posts april is a long time

[Rancey]

And even more b4 April

[cvking]

no we americans will be to busy playing our xbox....jk rancey:D

[Rancey]

But I'll still be in here posting...sadly:(

[Aaron]

yeah and cvking will still be here being a jew as usual

[cvking]

don't worry rancey we will post ;)

[cvking]

Hmm seing that you were the "forum nazi" and you just called me a "jew" like it was an insult i'd say you were racist:)

[cvking]

so how's hitler??

[Rancey]

You da_mn well better :D

[Rancey]

And so the rivalry rages on :p

[cvking]

Don't worry im gonna post about each game i buy after i play it for about a few hours:D

[cvking]

really this isn't a rivalry

[Rancey]

I'm sure funionz would say it is

[Rancey]

Post #300 for me!

[Koopa]

Originally posted by rancey
hahaha, I gotta admit that was pretty funny :p

why thank you!:D

okay enough jokes, i havta crank up my post count.

[cvking]

whatever has to do with cvking is rivalry in his head

[Rancey]

haha, I just hit 300 - catch up :)

[Aaron]

i love when people say this, its so much fun when people say im racist when i talk about jews. I am not the forum nazi, i am the Moderator, formerly Biiig Earl. And jewish is not a race, its a religion. Therefore i cannot be racist. Was your mom jewish? Did i just offend you some more? How did she die? How come she didnt use her deadly kenpo to prevent her death????

[cvking]

she died of cancer

[cvking]

and no she isn't jewish mr. furom nazi

[cvking]

but if i was jewish would i would be scared of you i wouldn't want to get shot or torched

[Aaron]

****Self Edited****

even im not that mean to say somethin about cancer

[cvking]

i'm happy that you have some sympathy

[Aaron]

oh i started to say somethin, but even i have my limits

[cvking]

im suprised maybe you do have a heart

[cvking]

i thought you were cold blooded

[Rancey]

huh?I talk on the phone for 15mins. to come back and find you have 'limits' lol

[cvking]

Mr. nazi is trying to kill me hey rancey look @ this evidence
hey is "the forum nazi"
then he try's to insult me by calling me a "jew"
verdict says= NAZI!

[Aaron]

i do, im not a robot lol cancer aint anything cool

[cvking]

no $hit it's sad and it can happen to anyone that's why i stopped smoking

[Rancey]

Strange indeed :)

[cvking]

thank you funionz that touched me:( pff but from you i don't buy it your a cold hearted and cruel you are laughing riight now that my mom passed away from cancer

[Aaron]

and you say i dont know when to quit, actually i wasnt laughing, my aunt has leukemia, i know how that **** goes and what it does and how you rot away while you lie there. Like i said, i considered stopping but you kept eggin me on

[cvking]

you should have stopped when i said she died

[cvking]

bu you insisted to make fun of her and ask me if she wanted it in the ass? wtf is that?

[Rancey]

I'm going! I will leave you two to kill each other, bye

[Aaron]

cya rancey you need to control your mouth cvking

[cvking]

c ya rancey

[cvking]

now will you stop were both looking like pure jack@sses

[Aaron]

oh now you wanna stop, conditions of surrender : you must admit you have a small *****.

then i shall be satisfied and stop

[cvking]

ok i admit u have a small D.ick

[cvking]

ive always wanted to stop your the one who kept ramling about me and my mom

[cvking]

And your really freakin me out you want my moms ass then you keep following me and then you wanna know how big me wang is dude i really think your a lil queer

[cvking]

why don't you surrender becasue your playing with fire and you just got burned

[Aaron]

What was that? oh continue? oh ok.....

cvking, i got a question for ya

your mom died of cancer

you havent had a mom for a long time

so you show your respect by doing stupid **** and ruining your body

[cvking]

im quiting becasue im scared of cancer does that answer your q's

[Aaron]

oh oh.. i see... run your mouth

ya know, i do have limits

but you can bring them down buddy

[cvking]

I'm tired of telling you that it's been 3 months so far this is the longest ive gone without it and im doing good my father is helpin me and i stopped @ a great time becasue im still doin what i have to do which is go to school and do my work and im doing so.

[cvking]

go ahead bring them down your everyone in this forum is just gonna see how evil you are so i beg you to do so....

[cvking]

so my mom is..........

[cvking]

i know you got it in you since you heard she had cancer and you laughed while sitting infront of your comp so come on DO IT!

[xboxlover]

If u all keep up the one word conversations then this postle easily be at 1000 in two months

[cvking]

you instigator :D

[Rancey]

^^^^
(.) (.)
)
U

[Rancey]

**** forum removed my spaces :p

[xboxlover]

Just

[xboxlover]

Keep

[xboxlover]

It

[xboxlover]

Up

[xboxlover]

lol

[Rancey]

:p

[Aaron]

its all good, just *BuMp* it

[xboxlover]

Yeah just *BuMp* it lol.

[Rancey]

Yes sir!

*bump*

[Aaron]

im enjoying the last little bit of my Zima... boy is it refreshing

[Rancey]

What's Zima?

[xboxlover]

Yeah what the bejesus is Zima.

[cvking]

a non alchoholic drink, you neva seen the commercials?? there funny

[xboxlover]

No we don't have non alcoholic drinks here in the uk just pure p.iss in a bottle. yum

[Rancey]

I thought it was what gave funionz his sexual powers.

[xboxlover]

Lol u can just keep on talkin can't u Rancey and yes it probably is the non alco drinks that give funionz his sexual powers or maybe jade wanted to muzzle in on the moderator thing and was just using funionz woops should i have said that lol.

[Rancey]

This thread has gotten over 100 posts just today!

[xboxlover]

Yup and I'am hopin to make the 200 mark soon.

[Rancey]

Yeah, I never shut up :p

[xboxlover]

Lol just need to do 4 more posts.

[xboxlover]

3 more posts

[xboxlover]

2 more posts

[xboxlover]

1 more psot oh and does anyone like my avatar and could u congratulate me on gettin to 200 now.lol

[cvking]

congrats

[xboxlover]

Thanx cvking and I'am sorry about pi.ssing wit u before.

[cvking]

np

[xboxlover]

Thanx I'am off.

[Aaron]

xboxlover stfu leave his mom alone

[Aaron]

*BuMp*

[Aaron]

FuNiOnZ 145
cvking 123
rancey 72
Severe_Tire_Damage 58
Door69 25
xboxlover 21
Mothumos 16
Jade 14
addict733 4
Koopa 4
thedrisc 2
Iceman 1
dances with broom sticks 1
Marc 1
Dr. J 1


man come on people get involved, make some contributions, and rancey you got dusted by cv, better so some hardcore bumps

[Rancey]

****! Your rivalry put him ahead! hehe

[Rancey]

^

[Rancey]

We are almost half way there, let's keep it goin!

[DOOM]

To Go....
I'm gona Bust!

[Koopa]

I'm gonna get 50 posts now...why you ask?

Because I can.

[Koopa]

almost there! bwahahahah

[Koopa]

yaaaaaaaay!

I'm glad there's no flood control here:D

[Xbox sux]

****EDITED****

[DOOM]

At least XBOX is not a ATARI RIP OFF!
http://www.best.com/~hmk/amicrobox.JPG

XBOX Leaves PS2 Black & Blue!

[Xbox sux]

****EDITED****

[Aaron]

silly kid, theres 2 banners on each page, you keep giving us money! Thank you so much for your generosity!