Preparation!!!

[CodeMonkey]

Tell me gaming fans; does any preparation go into getting ready to play a game?
Here is my set of protocols before gaming and what
Usually happens when gaming session ends. All must be met…lol

1: trip to toilet to empty bladder
2: strap on bladder bag, so I can just play and go
3: raid munchies cupboard
4: insert intravenous drip into my arm for fluids
5: have team talk with my Xbox about how well we r going to do 2night
6: switch machine on and mong at screen in amazement for a while
7: do a few yoga hand movements to relax hand muscles
8: start playing (20:00)
9: wake up around 03:00 AM
10: wipe drool from around my mouth
11: look at the time and say to myself “god is that the time, just 5 more minutes”
12: turn machine off and hug it goodnight
13: take quietest path up stairs using the diagram I had made the night before (always thinking)
14 sneak into bed as light as a feather
(My partner): What time is it?
(Me): it’s just a dream go back to sleep
(My partner): No, what time is it:
(Me) 01:00 o clock
(My partner) I need a drink……
(few minutes pass)
(My partner): its not bloody 01:00 o clock at all more like 03:30
(Me): ZZzzzzzzzzzzz……… Dreaming about tomorrows adventure on the Xbox