lol, i like that one.Originally posted by selowitch
You can't understand why you can't bring your own deck to your weekly poker (pazaak?) game.
lol, i like that one.Originally posted by selowitch
You can't understand why you can't bring your own deck to your weekly poker (pazaak?) game.
You load Halo into your Xbox and can't switch weapons because you wore out the "Y" button.
Get out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat!
You consintrate on the "y"botton so much your feyance asks if you want to get married and you say "y".
Life,Liberty,and the Pursuit of all who threaten it.
You have dark-side thoughts about Bastila.
Originally posted by Arven
You have dark-side thoughts about Bastila.
lol, the best one yet.
You can't stop humming the old Monty Python tune, "Knights of the Round Table" (from Holy Grail). You try to come up with lyrics to match KOTOR ("We're the Knights of the Old Republic..."), but you just can't, because you have no flair for musical numbers.
Which reminds me of another...Originally posted by Fanboy5000
lol, the best one yet.
I keep Bastila in her original clothing, rather than a Jedi robe -- even though it jeapordizes her safety.
Why do I do this? Simple. She looks hotter that way.
I know, I know... I'm a lonely, lonely man.
Last edited by Arven; 08-12-2003 at 09:43 PM.
if you try to force convince your neightboors daughter into playing mom and dad make a baby with you...then you know you have played too much as a dark jedi
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Originally posted by Arven
Which reminds me of another...
I keep Bastila in her original clothing, rather than a Jedi robe -- even though it jeapordizes her safety.
Why do I do this? Simple. She looks hotter that way.
I know, I know... I'm a lonely, lonely man.
heh. play your cards right with Bastila and you won't be lonely for too much longer.....
lol, youre a naughty, naughty man.Originally posted by pepitonet
if you try to force convince your neightboors daughter into playing mom and dad make a baby with you...then you know you have played too much as a dark jedi
When you go to wave your hand to change someones mind, all they do is look at you weird and wave back.
I know I've had too much when...the first thing that comes to mind when waking up (After only a couple hours of sleep of course) is...
pause, assign wife action: go cook breakfast
-switch character-
assign kid 1 action: shut up and watch cartoons
-switch character-
assign kid 2 action: shut up and watch cartoons with your sister
...no... wait
-switch back to wife-
unassign breakfast action
assign action 1: please me
assign action 2: go cook breakfast...
You are the stupidest person in the world.Originally posted by Lord Vivic
You consintrate on the "y"botton so much your feyance asks if you want to get married and you say "y".
Last edited by Peepers; 08-15-2003 at 02:38 PM.
But how do you really feel? Don't hold back now.You are the stupidest person in the world.
Your poor wife and children.Originally posted by blewis
I know I've had too much when...the first thing that comes to mind when waking up (After only a couple hours of sleep of course) is...
pause, assign wife action: go cook breakfast
-switch character-
assign kid 1 action: shut up and watch cartoons
-switch character-
assign kid 2 action: shut up and watch cartoons with your sister
...no... wait
-switch back to wife-
unassign breakfast action
assign action 1: please me
assign action 2: go cook breakfast...
LMAO @ 'unnasign breakfast action'!
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Well at least I'm not the one saying "stupidest"now am I.Originally posted by Peepers
You are the stupidest person in the world.
Life,Liberty,and the Pursuit of all who threaten it.
Uhhh...according to the dictionary, "stupidest" is a word.Originally posted by Lord Vivic
Well at least I'm not the one saying "stupidest"now am I.
EDIT: Oh and refer back to your original post where you said "consintrate."
I guess your the most stupid. [sic]
Last edited by Peepers; 08-15-2003 at 02:39 PM.
I dont know where this thread went wrong. But peepers, you arent going to make any friends around here calling people stupid. You have to wet your feet before you dive in.
Blewis, I love yours. Classic.
Blewis, I love yours. Classic.
Got another one (after playing last night)...
I know I've had too much KOTOR when I start to squint at the screen and wonder if the blur is an effect or my glossy eyes from playing for hours on end.
Originally posted by Peepers
Uhhh...according to the dictionary, "stupidest" is a word.
EDIT: Oh and refer back to your original post where you said "consintrate."
I guess your the most stupid. [sic]
Man!You got me.
Life,Liberty,and the Pursuit of all who threaten it.
You know you have been playing KOTOR too much when you find yourself waiting for a room to load before you enter it.
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