Xbox is a joke
Jesus Herman Christ. Have you seen the latest screen shots at Gamespot for Panzer Dragoon Orta? I don't give two ****s about the X-Box. Just when I start to think that maybe I should cut them some slack I read crap like this:
"Xbox empowers game artists by giving them the technology to fulfill their creative visions as never before, creating games that blur the lines between fantasy and reality."
I know you can't see me right now, but I am laughing my ass off. I may need to get a new ass if I am unable to find this one later. I mean what the **** are they talking about here? Are you telling me that the guys behind Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon could not have brought their vision of a ****ty brawler to life without the unimaginable power of the X-Box?
There isn't a single game currently made for the system that I am even slightest bit interested in playing. In fact a few months ago when hunter came out, my friend packed up his X-Box and brought it over to my house. We played it for a bit (it's not half as good as zombie revenge on the Dreamcast) and then he packed it all back up and took it home. It has been sitting all packed up in it's box ever since. He has had absolutely no reason to even take the ****ing thing out of its box for months now. Thanks to Sega I have to actually go and buy one of these worthless ****ing systems come September. Thanks a lot Sega! What the **** did I ever do to you? I have had your back since the *******ed Master System. When all my friends were playing Mario, I was locked away in my room playing Alex Kidd. I even bought your ****ing 32x to go along with my Sega CD system. And this is how you repay me? Well you win Sega. I must have your Panzer Dragoon Orta and so I must have an X-Box. So thanks to you, in September I will walk into EBX and purchase one of those vile machines and a copy of Panzer Dragoon. The taste of bile will fill my mouth as I sign the receipt. It will take every ounce of self control I have not to wretch as I remove it from its box. It will sit next to my other consoles like a giant black monolith, a constant reminder of your betrayal and our failed union. Then I'll play your Panzer Dragoon, and it will be great. All will be forgiven. Once again I'll be eternally grateful that there is a Sega and that I am lucky enough to play your games, no matter what system they are on.
geez...you find zombie revenge good???better then hunter??......just shows how much you know what a good game is.....that game has to be one of the worst zombie games with gawd awful voice acting...its a joke.....have you ever heard of halo...motogp....jet set radio future..rallisport...amped....doa3...??..just those games its worth having an xbox..xbox isnt even a year old and it already has great games unlike other systems when they first came out...*cough* ps2 *cough*......not to mention you can play xbox online right now....playing halo online is enough to buy an xbox....have you seen the future line up for the xbox?....if you have and still put down the xbox your a big idiot that knows nothing about gaming and doesnt know what a good game is when ya play one.....just wait till this fall when xbox live launches....xbox is only gonna get bigger....i predict by the time xbox 2 comes out microsoft will have already crushed sony
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