Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 21

Thread: Lmao..

  1. #1

    Default Lmao..

    Begin to laugh.

    Lmao, man. He gives DOAXBV a 10 in everything besides Graphics, and gives the graphics a 5, and here is the reason:

    The worst aspect of the game, unfortunately, are the much-hyped graphics. While the models, clipping, etc. are all technically and artistically well done, there's no nudity. I repeat: NO NUDITY. Not even a flash of a chest shot. Even DOA3 showed a girl's bum in one of the endings. In an age where the revolutionary BMX XXX paved the way for mature titles aimed at adults, this is unforgivable. For this reason, the graphics are merely "average" in my opinion.


    Haha.. no nudity, and no bum shots.. lmao

  2. #2
    WELCOME BACK Stifler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Toronto, Ontario
    Posts
    768

    Default

    I think the real Gamespot review is bad considering this is a very much hyped game.

  3. #3

    Default

    funny i wouldnt even rate this gmae LOL

  4. #4
    I'm World Famous. Kraft's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Charleston, SC
    Posts
    2,299

    Default

    Yes unfortunately we have the same type of user reviews on this site from some people. I'm sure some kid will play this game, stare at the girls breasts for a few hours, then come on here and give it straight 5's saying "THIS GAME ROXORZ! BEST GAME EVA!" for absolutely every section. The bad thing about the public is that a lot of them aren't that sharp but for some reason are allowed everywhere...

  5. #5
    The world is mine NINE BREAKER's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    DODGE CITY KS
    Posts
    225

    Default

    FYI actually there is a little nudity, in the opening movie it shows the assasin chick, can't remember her name, skiny-diving. But that's about it, so-far, I haven't got very far damn work , so if you were going to get this game just to see some animated tit ties, your SOL.

    I like this game, didn't expect nudity, didn't get nudity (other than the above mentioned) so I wasn't dissapointed. Although, the back of the game does say it is rated M for nudity.

  6. #6
    Edge Maverick Cloud Strife's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    2,217

    Default

    I think tht is a stupid thing to rate the graphics down because of no nudity. I personally don't care whether it has it or not.
    Now Playing
    Star Ocean: TLH (360) | Killzone 2 (PS3) | Star Ocean: FD (PSP)

  7. #7
    Registered User Insane Jester's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    U.K
    Posts
    199

    Default

    Like i said in the other post about this game .
    Scared ? You will be.

  8. #8

    Default

    LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha. Personally I have no interest in the game, it doesn't appeal to me on any level.

    I used to check out gamespot reviews but got sick of one guy's opinion. Especially since I bought a few games based on their reviews and ended up hating them. I came here because you have a whole bunch of individual reviews and you can figure out much easier if it's a game you'll like.

  9. #9
    Registered User studepaber's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    West Chester
    Posts
    866

    Default

    Originally posted by just some guy
    LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha.
    What if I DID buy this game to stare at scantily clad DOA girls and I get a healthy dose of real life nudity?? OMG I'm in such a quandary here!!!

  10. #10
    Edge Maverick Cloud Strife's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    2,217

    Default

    Originally posted by just some guy
    LOL... that is so pathetic, anyone who buys this game to stare at animated girls and\or gets disapointed because there isn't enough nudity needs to get a life. The real thing is much better... trust me, haha. Personally I have no interest in the game, it doesn't appeal to me on any level.

    I used to check out gamespot reviews but got sick of one guy's opinion. Especially since I bought a few games based on their reviews and ended up hating them. I came here because you have a whole bunch of individual reviews and you can figure out much easier if it's a game you'll like.
    I kind of prefer looking at animated girls than realistic ones. Not that I don't like realistic girls, it's just that I'm an anime style person.
    Now Playing
    Star Ocean: TLH (360) | Killzone 2 (PS3) | Star Ocean: FD (PSP)

  11. #11
    I know stuff Spaztic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    KC
    Posts
    2,189

    Default

    Originally posted by Burning Ranger
    I kind of prefer looking at animated girls than realistic ones. Not that I don't like realistic girls, it's just that I'm an anime style person.
    weird. I would take the real thing any day.

  12. #12
    Member on the run
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    2,914

    Default

    Originally posted by Shaggy
    weird. I would take the real thing any day.
    That makes two of us, though some people just have different fetishes I guess.

  13. #13
    NuT jOb FuNkY mOnK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Staten Island N.Y
    Posts
    1,382

    Default

    Somebody has this review backwards because it's all show and no go.

  14. #14
    Registered User Motley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    29

    Default

    To the originator of this thread: You are 100% dead on wrong.

    There is Nudity in the game,and I don't mean that little tease in the opening movie. The problem is that most people haven;t even got close to the unlockables in the game. And that is where you will find it.

    Also, did you ever notice when you go to options, there is a place to set your age... and the default is 17. At 17 you don't get any nudity... set it above 21 & then do the unlockables & enjoy your lucky surpises.

    It is never wise to judge a game on people that have played it for less then a day, and have no clue what the unlockables do
    Last edited by Motley; 01-23-2003 at 10:07 PM.

  15. #15
    Lost but not forgotten - RIP DZNUTZ DZNUTZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    BAY AREA, CA.
    Posts
    3,061

    Default

    Originally posted by Motley
    To the originator of this thread: You are 100% dead on wrong.

    There is Nudity in the game,and I don't mean that little tease in the opening movie. The problem is that most people haven;t even got close to the unlockables in the game. And that is where you will find it.

    Also, did you ever notice when you go to options, there is a place to set your age... and the default is 17. At 17 you don't get any nudity... set it above 21 & then do the unlockables & enjoy your lucky surpises.

    It is never wise to judge a game on people that have played it for less then a day, and have no clue what the unlockables do
    oh really?
    can u prove this?

  16. #16
    Member on the run
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    2,914

    Default

    I'd like to know too. I have yet to hear any proof of this being true.

    Also, XBoxOwner didn't say there was no nudity, he said the guy who wrote what he quoted said it.

  17. #17
    Registered User pieceofmind83's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Chicago,IL
    Posts
    170

    Default

    have you tried this code?

    XXX_RATED_CHEAT

    i don't have the game so i don't know,but tell me if a does anything!

  18. #18
    Add for customs The Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Edmonton, Alberta
    Posts
    1,924

    Default

    would if theres nudity or not even fall under being connected to the rating of the graphics?... you can see the graphics are well done in it so whats nudity have to do with it

  19. #19
    K20A SiGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    629

    Default

    imo it's stupid to rate a game on whether theres some fake boobies in it. If I wanted to see some fake boobs I'd go buy a Pamela Lee porno, but dont downgrade a game on whether theres some animated nudity.

  20. #20
    Renegade of funk
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    The 3rd Degree
    Posts
    7,526

    Default

    Originally posted by pieceofmind83
    have you tried this code?

    XXX_RATED_CHEAT

    i don't have the game so i don't know,but tell me if a does anything!
    That's the code form BMX XXX to unlock all levels. I doubt it works for this game. The next review for this game we'll see is something like this: This game is awesome! It would get all 10's in every category, but since it's not Halo, I'll give it a 5.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •