What crap is this? Contra? I already have that game.. I got it when it came out, I played it when it came out in the arcades as a brand new arcade game and I played the hell out of Super C, I had every console rendition of it and every version of MAME that popped out.

Ohh.. an Old Spice T-shirt. Thanks. From the company that makes deodorant products that my dad and my dead grandfather used. I feel honored.
Jesus, it should be the point equivalent of the Contra game if we already have it and at least something else worth 10 or 15 bucks in place of a lame deodorant T-shirt.

What a way to pre-install customers. Most thirteen year olds don't even use deodorant.