Tis the night before launch

[l Maximus l]

Tis the day before launch
All is frickin' crazy in da house
All the gamers are screaming
No beer in da house

Waiting all night in snow or in the rain
Chillin' on da sidewalk for a good gamer gain

Sippin' on a 40 waiting for the store to open
Drinking and pounding and wishin' and hopin'

Imagining da box in the living room
As night grows colder, wetter, and gloom

All of the sudden with glory and glee
Da lights turn on - the XBox waiting for me!

Stumbling in the store with all your might
Wrestling to get your XBox with a long bloody fight

The XBox in hand and shouts with tears and joys
Ready to bust it out and start playin' Halo with da boys

Drivin' on home with the XBox in da car
Man, my house never felt so d a m n far

Pullin' up the driveway with XBox in hand
Beers crackin' open, drunkeness fills the land

My badass Halo is gleaming from my screen
Smiles a mile high and drunk with glee

The room smells of body odor and makes my nose go tight
And to all with an XBox, have a great gaming night!

- I just pulled this one out of my ass...hope you enjoyed

[BlaZeR2]

very nice,
conveys basically everyone's emotions about tonight and tomorrow


Good Job

BlaZeR2

[dd5]

better than mine

[l Maximus l]

Thanks for the comments so far...I can't wait to grab my controllers and hook my XBox to the new Advanced AV Pack I already have hooked up to my TV!

[SquirrelJam]

Maximus told a great story of drama and suspense,
of getting his Xbox, no matter, the expense.

Not rain, nor snow, nor cold of night,
could stop him from getting his box of delight.

He said with shout, "Let's not forget the beer,
we'll be drinking all night, that much is clear!"

When the store opened, he's the first one in line,
hung-over, he grabs his Xbox in world-record time.

Racing home drunk, crazy like a fox,
He opens his prize, a shiny new Xbox.

Well not much was heard of this man anymore,
he stayed drunk in his house and got every high score.

Every once in a while, a shout would cry out,
"I've won again!", it was Maximus, no doubt.

[xboxlover]

I think the xbox has gone to ur heads as it will no doubt do wen it is march for me.

[l Maximus l]

A many thanks to SquirrelJam and I must say
What a nicely written poem of my first XBox day

An appreciation for mentioning the beer
And that my first drunken day with the XBox is near

It was a nice touch to mention my new high scores
And not focussing the attention to my tired sleeping snores

I wish you the same great time when you get your machine
Playing like a mad man with shouts and a scream

Until then, I'm going to end this pathetic reply
And just say thank you again, and good bye

hehehe...

[SquirrelJam]

LOL! Maximus

[SquirrelJam]

Originally posted by xboxlover
I think the xbox has gone to ur heads as it will no doubt do wen it is march for me.

Don't worry, xboxlover, your time will soon come,
you'll soon be playing HALO and having some fun.

'Till March, is a long wait, no doubt it's a drag,
so I'll simply give my support by saluting your flag.

Hang in there. Xbox is coming!

[scarecrow kfj]

aghhhhh I am having a hard time thinking about anything but playing.... I picked up a book to get my mind off it but d@mn its the third book this week. I read halo and potter and no musketeers who fight in the streets. Cant wait to have my little black box. I think I might call in and say I've got chicken pox. Controller in hand with fever spinning round. max will try but his @ss knows hes going down. smiles all night as we are filled with glee. Sh_t to much beer, f_uck now I've got to pee.

[l Maximus l]

I see Scarecrow is eager and jumping out of his socks
Trying to call in sick for work claiming to have chicken pox

But he does have a point that I should watch my intake of beer
Falling asleep from drunkeness is truly what I fear

Drinking too much beer and no where to pee
Except urinating on a PS2 poster with a face full of glee

Feeling so pumped with goosbumps of joy
Realizing that the XBox is not like a purple LameCube toy

I shall throw in PGR and then a long game of Halo
Eating a fresh sandwich, hey, hold the mayo

But it's all good and done after I get my gaming fix
With JeremyXBA on my case begging for camping pics

I'll see what I can do since I don't have a digital camera
Perhaps I can scan some pics to make a fool of my camping dilemna

Though, I am slightly bummed I can't play Scarecrow with a little NFL Fever
But I can still do the trash talk towards this Beaver Cleaver

And to all I wish for an excellent fight
When you get your XBox at the store after a long cold ass night!



Just another one that I pulled out of my ass

[l Maximus l]

*bump*

[batman46st]

the night before xbox, no sound but a mouse,
my fingers are tingly, waiting for the hour to go get xbox
and bring it to my house. all of a sudden i dose off and whoke, saying pretty soon xbox will be in my room. there i wasin line the next day, i was happy for i was the first one to pay. wihout athought in my mind a clue in my eyes i got home open my bundle up. there itwas sitting pretty like heavens light.
i was finaly with my x i wish u all tomorow some good luck!!!!!!!



nto much of a linebut hey xbox its almost time!!!!! it sais 6pm on my clock i wish it was 6 am ******

[Sachile_]

Its big and heavy
Its pads are nice and bulky
just 469


hehe my xbox hikue (how the hell do you spell that??)

[broly]

great poem

[kevinsq666]

xbox is coming
your asses are mine in Halo ******
so surrender now


This sucks but its true!

[xboxman_1]

hehe my xbox hikue (how the hell do you spell that??)

haiku

[kevinsq666]

What games that from?

[JeremyX]

I'll drink to that

[Marc]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The PS2 sucks
And the Gamecube will too...