A true Xbox Addict - LOL

**BigJosh359** · 07-29-2003

Man Leaves Girlfriend for Xbox
Her unwillingness to publish cheat codes may have been a factor

According to sources, just a couple of minutes before 6:35pm, Miles' now ex-girlfriend, Marcy Flannigan, 27, shouted, "It's either me or that damn machine!" Miles roommate, Colin Lewis, 30 reports that the conversation had been somewhat strained due to Miles' attention being on the video game he was playing.

"So, after Marcy said that, Brian said, 'I will not allow you to talk about my Xbox like that!' After he pressed pause, of course."

Lewis admits, "See the thing is Marcy's really hot, but, you know, so is Ghost Recon." Miles apparently was not able to finish his game that night. "I was too shook up, you know. Ultimately, it's her fault. I didn't want to have to decide. She forced me to pick. And I stand by my choice," reports Miles, with tears in his eyes.

OMG

Full Story @ Uncle Sharky's

**thrAsher** · 07-29-2003

Hahahah! Very funny. And for some, probably all too true. This was my favorite part:

"It's not going to happen overnight," says Stikel sadly, "But we will start to see change and change is progress. I can dream that maybe in 40 years the American male can stand beside his American sisters with a controller in his hand and eyes on the screen, not in fear anymore, not cowering, but in solidarity, strength and in love. And maybe, just maybe she will have a controller in her hand, too.

I have a dream..."

AMEN!!!

**Kraft** · 07-29-2003

Man, an ultimatum like that would suck. I'd of course pick my girl, but then I would not allow her to play with our pet kitten... until she gave in and said that Xbox was ok. Luckily this probably won't happen as she plays the xbox too.

**jelgiad** · 07-29-2003

sounds like my sister and brother-n-law. I got him hooked on halo, but now my sister gets mad every time we play.

**DZNUTZ** · 07-29-2003

yea..i'm sure my drinking and xboxlive binges didn't help my last relationship too much.

**wweomaniac** · 07-29-2003

this guy is a loser.

**AlBoogy** · 07-29-2003

Originally posted by wweomaniac
this guy is a loser.

Either that or G A Y

**DocHoliday78** · 07-29-2003

Wow this guy needs to get slapped. Dropping a hot girl for Xbox. You gotta look at the prices man. Xbox= $180, Hot prostitute= $200 and up. He had the better deal with the girl. He could have even put in some DOA volleyball and let his girl execesorize with the outfits of all the charcters with the chance of getting her hooked.

**mitch2025** · 07-29-2003

lol

**wbio** · 07-29-2003

what an idiot

**l Maximus l** · 07-30-2003

Dude...that mudda fudda is hardcore. Damn it...I have some dirt in my eye

I'm so proud

**BigJosh359** · 07-30-2003

Thanks Josh!

It is not a true story...just an idea I had. Partly because my girlfriend bought me an XBox for a graduation gift. Though I graduated, she's still in school. When I received the gift I said, "You know that this means I will be distracted from you." She said, "Good. I need the time to study." She's a keeper!

It got me to thinking and this story is the result. Glad you enjoyed it. I visited the site (xboxaddict) and read the comments, as well. Cool site.

Visit USPress often... we have many funny stories published (unclesharky.com). Or, visit www.humorfeed.com if you get the chance... that's just daily headlines from many satire sites...

Wishing you all the best games and that all PS2s burn in hell!

Boe J. Engles
US Press Correspondent

**thrAsher** · 07-30-2003

Boe J. Engles!!!!

Now, all I need to do is get my girlfriend to go back to school so she "needs time to study" and I can crack out on the Xbox w/o any grief. As it is, baseball keeps her pretty busy for a couple hours a day, so I do have some time to play guilt-free.

**MixMasta** · 07-30-2003

If that would have been true, I'd have gone and picked up his girlfriend, lol.

**Kraft** · 07-30-2003

Originally posted by Josh-XBA
Thanks Josh!

It is not a true story...just an idea I had. Partly because my girlfriend bought me an XBox for a graduation gift. Though I graduated, she's still in school. When I received the gift I said, "You know that this means I will be distracted from you." She said, "Good. I need the time to study." She's a keeper!

It got me to thinking and this story is the result. Glad you enjoyed it. I visited the site (xboxaddict) and read the comments, as well. Cool site.

Visit USPress often... we have many funny stories published (unclesharky.com). Or, visit www.humorfeed.com if you get the chance... that's just daily headlines from many satire sites...

Wishing you all the best games and that all PS2s burn in hell!

Boe J. Engles
US Press Correspondent

Tons of kudos to this guy, I'm amazed he emailed you back and even checked out the site

Definately worthy of the newly-created and coveted quote-of-the-week space!

**wbio** · 07-30-2003

lol, ok, not an idiot, I thought this was true, lol, that's pretty funny, and I too am amazed that he checked out the site and emailed you back.

**Spaztic** · 07-30-2003

I hate girls that give you options like that. I would have made her hit the bricks. I play my xbox alot since I got Knights of the Republic. My girl gets annoyed alot!!! She knows that I will drop her in a heart beat if she did that though, so she deals with it!! I can get puzzy any day of the week and she knows it, so she dosn't say $hit!