Conker Kicks Ass

[thrAsher]

So go buy it.



I'll be on all day, most likely. If anybody has picked this up, hit me up for some games. My Sneeker will own you.

[m4oH]

Renting it today if it's in. I'll be on.

[Dj Logical 1]

i just rented San Andreas,, ill rent conker once i return SA

[EMX]

I just got Conker, it is badass. I've only gotten to play single player, about two hours in. I played Multiplayer with my friend for a little but I still suck badly.

[mattgame]

So thrAsh, is it better than Phantom Dust?

[TheCovenant]

i saw the gametrailers.com video preview, and they say the opposite of ign. Single player is a been there done that, multiplayer is full of fresh ideas that work. Hilary goldstein said all the ideas are good, they're just not fun, and i think it was because he just didnt know how to play. Both sites gave it about an 8 or so, due to either weak sp, or weak mp. I thought the gametrailers review was much, much , much more accurate than the ign one. I dont know, im starting to lose faith in all reviewers.

[thrAsher]

So thrAsh, is it better than Phantom Dust?

I wouldn't compare them. Both are good, but very different games. One is slow and tactical and japanese. The other is fast-paced, bloody, and Conker.

I'll say this, it's as beautiful, if not moreso, than Ninja Gaiden. Unbelievable graphics. Single player is fun, but honestly, I've been playing tons of the multiplayer. Very hard to figure out at first, and dieing a lot is common, but play the same map a couple-to-ten times, you'll start getting the hang of it. Lots to do, and each character is very unique to play. And did I say it's fast-paced, bloody, and it kicks ass?

[LTM360]

I wouldn't say it's even close to Ninja Gaiden in graphical beauty, but they also are two different styles of art. The fur textures on Conker is honestly, unreal. The fact a platformer with a cartoonish feel can look so impressive is nuts. And the pure excess of blood makes up for the lack of red color you'll notice.

I still havn't even played multiplayer yet.


Gamespot > All on reviews. (Unless Greg Kasavin reviews it, then entirely disregard it)

[LtDiabetico]

Conker is probably my favorite game right now.....im still working on Single player, and iv played some multiplayer, but it was confusing at 1st, on where to go and what to do, iv learned some of the stuff....but the graphics on the characters are amazing....

[OC Noob]

Its freakin sweet.

The gfx are some of the best of this console gen. Its amazing comparing it to the N64 version.

Anyway, I'm going to role throught the SP before trying live for the first time. Hopefully I can get used to MP with out a keyboard/mouse.

ps if you've never played the N64 version its a classic and a must have. Very funny and gameplay is top-notch for a platformer.

[EMX]

oh my ****ing god please help i am so pissed at this one part in the game

I have to beat the big balled boiler and I can't because I can't ****ing reach the levers in all 4 corners in the room.

when i go to a walkthrough online it simply tells you to pull the levers down. You CANT ****ING reach them *******s.

so what the **** do i do.

[BlindSniper]

Sigh, I love the hell out of this game, BUT I BEAT ALL OF SINGLE PLAYER IN 8 HOURS! I am a savage at single player, I whipped by so amazingly fast.
Also tip on the boiler guy:

He is a really stupidly easy boss, just get his attention jump directly underneath of the levers then hold the right trigger to crouch. As soon as he jumps on the sewage spot he will probably start getting ready to breathe fire, jump then and you will get extra high to grab the lever, then unload on his big brass balls

But yeah, I havent had a chance to play live, but for those of you who have played conker on n64, its pretty similar, and its war is now very possible, I actually beat it without dying once. Oh yeah, and "spooky" got a little improvement, and sets a different mood.

[Tony_Macaroni]

the online is wut makes the game so cool and unique!

[Tony_Macaroni]

o and sorry bout the double post... but i just rented this game today i got it for 5 days ... we should play online thrasher!

[Yannie Boy]

hey...send me an invite too...ill be on tonight after i play some texas hold em' with the fellas

[EMX]

I added a lot of you guys to my friends list so I look forward to playing with yall cracker asses.

[Tony_Macaroni]

I added a lot of you guys to my friends list so I look forward to playing with yall cracker asses.

I havent gotten one from u yet

[thrAsher]

I haven't been on as much this week, but I might be on tonight for a bit. Throw me an invite, Tony_Macaroni.

[m4oH]

I must not have grasped the whole game because I played it and I really didn't care for it. I thought the graphics were sub par. But that might have been because I was playing it split screen with a friend and the tv is like 50 some inches big (games never show up real good on it). I dunno I'm gonna give it a rent, get on xbox live and see if I like it better. I loved the first one and I wish they would have kept that total war level. I guess it also could've been i really felt like playing forza the whole time we played it. I'll rent it tomorrow so if anyone wants to add me.

[Tony_Macaroni]

cool.....