AP Newswire
08/05/05 6:35pm
Toyko, Japan
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At Sony's annual "Playstation IS the ONLY CONSOLE in existence, don't you dare question me" conference yesterday, Ken Kutaragi expanded on what exactly the PS3 is capable of.
"Just like we promised with the PS2, (that you would be able to jack into the real Matrix), we promise that the PS3 will be able to revive people who have been dead."
While those with an iota of intelligence scoffed at the idea, Adam Sessler of G4TV had nothing but glowing praise for Sony's ambitious plans. "We all saw how amazing that real time KillZone presentation was, why should I even question what Mr. Kutaragi-san says. And yes, the Xbox 360 is really only a 1.5 machine, Ken told us all about it today."
Kutaragi further commented, "PS3 will not be inexpensive. How much would you pay to have your family members back with you? Did I already mention that the Xbox 360 is only a 1.5?"
When pressed abou the online capabilities of Sony's 're-animator', as some industry insiders have started calling it, Kutaragi snapped "I didn't see you raise your hand, next question".
Anaylsts predict that as we approach the launch date of the PS3, Sony will scale back their claims and only promise to be able to revive "some people".
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